All I Need Is My Ann Coulter Doll, A Cool Buzz, And I'm Fine!

The truth is, I couldn't care less how anyone feels or what anyone says about Ann Coulter. I do, however, find it funny that uber serious douche bag Sean Penn would say the following about his Ann Coulter doll:

"We violate her. There are cigarette burns in some funny places. She's a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn't believe a word she says."

Sweet! I knew you were still in there somewhere Spiccoli!

Seriously, Sean, this kind of juvenile crap can really dent your credibility. You've got to be careful what you say around the media. And by media, I mean the waiter that served your Kiwitinis while you were relaying this story to Tim and Susan.

Try And Tell Me This Guy Ever Gets Old.

Yayyy! Hugo Chavez wakes me up on a Monday once again. This guy is freaking solid gold and I swear to God if he puts out a spoken word album, I will be the first in line to snap that puppy up, because it's sure to be the most entertaining thing since Tenacious D. Speaking of which, don't tell me there would be anyone in the world better suited to portray this crazy bastard than Jack Black. I'm writing the script as we speak. Oh, who am I kidding? It writes itself.

You May Want To Have A Seat.

Sharon Stone has lost it, and I think I may lose my lunch. Here's what she said:

"I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don't think people will accept that. It's too threatening."

I find the very notion threatening.

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

I find this interesting. Sure, this may seem like a severe and even somewhat barbaric form of punishment, but with parents today being threatened with jail time for kids skipping class (Which, from my personal recollections, my parents probably couldn't have done much about, if they had even known it was going on), maybe a more traditional "Time Out" just doesn't cut the mustard.

Bush lied! People died!

Go fuck yourself.

Here's the final reply to all the conspiracy theorists:

Moussaoui's own testimony, the bane of Liberals everywhere

Case closed. Pull those damned bumper stickers off your car and wake up.

And what's up with this lawyer's completey asinine reasoning:

"Before he took the stand, his lawyers made a last attempt to stop him from testifying, but failed. Defense attorney Gerald Zerkin argued that his client would not be a competent witness because he has contempt for the court, only recognizes Islamic law and therefore "the affirmation he undertakes would be meaningless."

- OR -

"If my client gets up there, he's going to let everyone know he's guilty. He's going to bluntly inform the world that this was not a US government conspiracy. He's going to let the world know the truth. I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN."

Whatever verdict is applied to Moussaoui, it should also be applied to his lawyer.

And the irony never ends given that Moussaoui is a French citizen and speaks in an English/French accent...

Napoleon Escaped Exile Also

In June 2004 a Frenchman tossed a bag over a fence at the White House prompting a potential bomb threat. As it turned out, the bag was full of garbage and the man, Cyrille Mourotte, was deported out of the U.S. Last week, the same man was arrested for the same act, tossing a bag of garbage over a White House fence. I have two questions, what statement is he trying to make by throwing garbage onto the White House lawn? Second, and more important, how did he get back into the country after being deported two years ago?

In some sense, this story can be very amusing. "Har har, you stupeed, you take my garbage! Aaw haw!" He tossed the bag with an empty bottle and cheese rinds over the high fence. With a sneer and a twirl of his moustache, the man in the striped shirt tip-toed into the shadows.

With T.S.A., Homeland Security, the Patriot Act and all the other "safeguards" supposedly protecting America and our borders, how could this happen? How did this guy get kicked out of the country and then let back in? Who else has been let in to the country that shouldn't have been? He must have shown identification at customs, did he use his real passport or a fake one? If he used a counterfeit, that is something we need to address. If he used his own name on an official document, why wasn't he on some list of people who should not be let in the country.

Maybe deportation doesn't and shouldn't equal banishment. I hope that Cyrille Mourotte's second chance is not granted others who may have more serious and dangerous statements to make.

The 51st State

Over the weekend 500,000 people marched through Los Angeles, 50,000 protested through Downtown Denver, 20,000 in Phoenix, between 5,000 and 7,000 in Charlotte, 4,000 in Sacramento and 1,500 in Dallas in what has been the largest demonstration in recent American history. A demonstration, that was in fact, profoundly different than what we Americans have become accustomed to as of late. There were no flag burnings, no grand arrests, no posters of propaganda and of hate, no bile spitting slogans that insulted our Country nor our President and most importantly NO HIPPIES!!! Instead it was a peaceful demonstration of pride, of wrapping oneself in the Flag, of hard work, of being treated fairly and prosperity for future generations. Something I haven't seen in a long time. So what was this demonstration?

Well recently, congress has been making attempts to "make illegal immigration a felony and to build more walls along the border." One wall would be at least 7 miles long between the California/Mexico border. The demonstration was comprised mostly of Mexican-Americans who feel that this is unjust. Give it a Read.
Reports say that demonstrators were draped in the Mexican and the American flag, chanting "Mexico! USA!" as well as "Si se puede," which translates to "Yes, we can." Enough said.

I don't know how I feel about immigration, for I know we are all immigrants. I just wish we could swap the people who seemingly hate this country for the people who actually like living here.

Tom Cruise Loses Popularity Contest To Sadam

You think it is hard being George Bush? Try being Tom Cruise.

Stuff Magazine asked readers who among four personalities they would least like
to share a camping tent with overnight. Cruise took the prize with 41 percent,
with Saddam trailing at 39 percent.

Now that is just mean...other than divorcing Nicole Kidman, Shooting his mouth off, follow a whacky religion and not revealing his lust for man meat, he really hasn't done anything wrong. You know like...genocide, meat grinder, chemical warfare... stuff like his competition was up to. It is obviously a joke

Save The Planet. Drive a Hot Rod.

I spend a lot of time on a hot rod bulletin board called The H.A.M.B. Stands for Hokey Ass Message Board. This site is devoted to traditional hot rodding. You don't find many zany environmental arguments on a hot rod board, but this site in particular is much more level and thoughful when it comes to any tech regarding internal combustion. I'm really enjoying this thread and just thought I'd pass it along. It may be a little long, but I think there's some interesting points made regarding HYBRIDS, new cars, and electricity based transportation in general.

Save the World, Drive an Old Car

Mike

Brokeback Actor Says He Is Taking It Up The Ass

Here is another lawsuit and another.

Tip Of The Iceberg

Here is another document that has come out drawing a link between Sadam and Osama. Also, over at Expose The Left, Stephen Hayes goes on Hannity and Colmes to show how Iraq and Al-Qaeda were connected. One point that is made in the video is that the argument "for war" was never about Sadam and 9/11, but instead it was about Sadam and Al-Qaeda, as well as, weapons. To understand many of us who supported this war, I think people need to realize this distinction.

Larry Burns His Underwear To Thwart Assassination Attempts

Awesome! I have been waiting for something juicy to pop up about Fidel "Larry" Castro. I mean the whole Abajo Fidel during the World Baseball Classic was alright, but this bit of news is priceless. It says that Larry "....has his underwear burned to foil any assassination plots with chemicals during laundering." That is not all it says either. You have to check it out.

Can you name any other Dictators in the past who were paranoid about assassination?

Aaaaaaaaaagh!!!

What the hell is a renegade baseball? And I'd be worried that a "reduced injury" ball would encourage beaning, as well as not paying much attention to what the hell is going on. Absurd.

I Thought They Hated Us?

Tell me again how we don't make the U.N. go around.

Okie-Dokie.

So it goes without saying, that Leroy Jenkins will never get a job in senior management.

What? I can get fired?

Hey, our favorite country is having fun again.

Socialism Is Fun

Or wait, maybe our favorite country is Canada, or Venezuela? Oh well, France is just as fun.

This You Will Like. Or Not.

This guy will never get work in Hollywood. Enjoy.

I'm Offended By Their Unwillingness To Offend

No matter how hard I try, I don't know if I'll ever understand why people are offended by this. It's not like it's a statue of Hitler wearing angel wings or something. It seems to me that some people are only offended because something that brings joy to others does not do the same for them. Or, in the case of many Aetheists I know, they are offended by people having beliefs that they feel are stupid, backward and without scientific merit. Whether you believe that or not, so what? Live and let live. Nobody commissioned these people to save the rest of the world from hope and teach people to accept their eventual oblivion.

It's A Matter Of Credibility.

As you all know, I have a problem with the celebrity political forum. I am tired of Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Sean Penn and Alec Baldwin using their star power to sway tabloid consumers to there way of thinking. Much of this is due to the fact that I don't believe these people are even remotely in touch with the common man, especially middle America. I also wonder how people who claim to be so busy all the time with their careers and commitments have the time to actually educate themselves about such complexities. But mostly, having gone through high school drama and being a theatre major in college for a ridiculous two years of my life, I can honestly say that actors are not typically very bright, and that if they ever had souls to begin with they were long ago traded for a mocha cappucino or a free Brazilion wax.

HOWEVER, occasionally a celeb comes along who's charisma and conviction are so strong, one can not help but stand at attention; To reassess our beliefs and embrace ideas that once seemed implausible. That celebrity? Charlie Sheen. His words:

"It seems to me like 19 amateurs with boxcutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75 percent of their targets, that feels like a conspiracy theory. It raises a lot of questions,""A couple of years ago, it was severely unpopular to talk about any of this. It feels like from the people I talk to, and the research I've done and around my circles, it feels like the worm is turning.""Just show us how this particular plane pulled off these maneuvers . . . It is up to us to reveal the truth. It is up to us because we owe it to the families, we owe it to the victims, we owe it to everyone's life who was drastically altered, horrifically, that day and forever. We owe it to them to uncover what happened."

There you have it. 9/11. We did it! I realize that the theory that the U.S. government set up 9/11 is not a new one, but it never carried much weight for me until CHARLIE SHEEN researched the issues WITHIN HIS OWN CIRCLES, forcing him to ask some tough questions. That shit is for rizzle. I think I speak for 100% of the country when I say, "Impeach!"

The Portland Mercury

One of the weekly papers here in Portland is called The Mercury. It is like the Teen/Indie/Alternative paper or some shit. And this post is more of a question rather than an opinion piece. What I would like to know is, how do these weekly's work? Are they non-profit? I know they get money from advertising, but are they tax exempt? The reason for my curiosity has to do with the picture shown below. It is a coloring contest put on by the paper. Whoever wins this contest gets $200.00 plus their picture will be on the cover of the following edition. If you can't tell what it is about, it is an Easter Bunny pooping out eggs that little Jesus Christs hatch out of. After they are free, they run gayly to the church in the background.
Does this picture bother me? Yes it does...I mean I am not going to burn down embassies or behead people, but these guys and the people who support the paper wont be getting my cheddar. What really bothers me most about this picture is not the blasphemy, I mean I am not that religious and I find South Park to be hilarious, but this artest and this paper have gone to the very ends to be insulting. And I think they succeeded.

This Post Is Like A Bad Vegas Lounge Act.

I wasn't even going to dignify this with a post, but since we're on the subject of frivolous lawsuits-and blog-ust and I are ridiculously over enthused about American Idol this season-also-ran Clay Aiken's fans have filed an FTC complaint against this freak's labels. The Claymates, as they like to be called, claim that RCA and SONY/BMG falsely advertised their "star" as something other than a raging homosexual (Not that there's anything wrong with that!). Simon Cowell recently went on Larry King live and called these old ladies crazy. Also dreadful. Their rebuttal:

"We are grateful that the merits of our complaint will be heard by the FTC instead of a pretend judge from a televised talent show.""We have been dismayed to see our complaint characterized in the media as homophobic. That is not our intention and while central to our complaint it is regrettable that Mr. Aiken's sexuality has come under scrutiny. Our complaint is not about defaming Mr. Aiken or his sexual preferences. It is directed toward the deceptive practices of the record companies.""This is part of a culture of institutional deception behind James Frye, Jason Blair, ENRON, Milli Vanilli, Ashley Simpson and now Clay Aiken. We believe that it is the difference between private behavior versus public responsibility.""We await the FTC answer to our complaint and will have no further comment until that time."

It's bad enough that these psychos actually believed that Clay Aiken was some kind of burning testosterone factory, but did they really just compare Enron to Milli Vanilli? As one of the bazillion people who actually got burned by Enron, I take this as a personal afront. I didn't even lose sleep over Milli Vanilli. Mostly because the songs were so good I didn't even care who sang them.

And one last thing. If you ever run into one of Clay Aiken's representatives, run. He will likely end up selling you your own pants. Those guys are, apparently, that good.

A Little More Cut And Dry

You want a frivolous lawsuit? Knock yourself out!

I Just Love Goth Speak

Radiohead frontman Tom Yorke gave the most quotable, bitchy, Gothic wimp whine in todays Drudge Report that I had to post it.
From

"I got so stressed out and so freaked out about it. Initially when it came up I
tried to be pragmatic....But Blair has no environmental credentials as far as
I'm concerned."

To

"It was like talking to Blair's spin doctors. It was all getting weird. It was
just obvious there was no point in meeting him anyway, and I didn't want to,"

And finishing with

"I came out of that whole period just thinking, I don't want to get involved
directly, it's poison. I'll just shout my mouth off from the sidelines."

This really doesn't have any relevance for me other than that it reminded me of some of the company I kept in my younger days. But if you want to read it here it is

Rice Rocket

Now that Tagliabue is retiring as commissioner of football, the door is open for Condi Rice to take his job, but she has declined.
Nonetheless, I am wondering if there is anything this woman can't do. She seems to be up for anything and proves to us all, that in this country, race and sex do not matter. You are capable of anything. God Bless This Fucking Place! :)

I think I'm Going To Barf

I just don't even really know what to say about this. I guess I'm just glad that our founding fathers weren't too manly. Remember all that restraint we showed in WW II? Right up until they bombed Pearl Harbor? I felt Patton may have been a little too manly near the end of the war. Of course, he was following manly orders. Back then there weren't very many dissenting voices in the White House either, it seems. I wonder if Miss Marcus prefers her partners to be manly?

I'm Stumped.

At first glance I had a certain aount in restored faith in our legal system when I saw this item, but now I'm not so sure. At face value it's nice to see someone get their frivolous lawsuits thrown back in there face with a hefty penalty attached, but without more detail than is provided, how can we be sure? Discrimination and hate crime laws seem to go only one way in this country, so perhaps Mr. Murphy was trying to prove a point. Obviously going about it in a rather extreme and poorly thought out way, but trying to prove a point nonetheless. Or maybe he really is a nut job. Who can say for sure without more to go on, but I thought I'd throw this out there for some uninformed debate.

Where Does It Stop?

It worries me that although we see these things coming from a mile away, it seems nothing can be done to stop them. Like seat belts and motorcycle helmets it becomes law and we move on. Free will becomes a privilege.

Oh, Canada...You Crack Me Up.

Those of you who know me are probably aware that I am no big fan of Canada. Canadiens think they're really funny and smart and sensitive and wonderful. And hockey is their favorite sport, which doesn't make any sense at all. They have their own professional football league, which would be admirable if they hadn't made the field longer and wider with bigger end zones and more players on the field and what not. I mean, how far do you have to go to prove that even though no one could pick you out of a line-up as being such, you are 100% Canadien and not a citizen of George W. Bush's evil lair...a.k.a. the United Staes of America. Up yours Canada!

By the way, I'm all for the seal hunt in so much as I understand the need for it, but can you honestly tell me those hook bats are the best way to go about bashing those little bastards down to a manageable population?

Scientology Gives Isaac Hayes the "Shaft"

Scientology just freaks me out. I don't know if what this guy says is tue or not, but I'm just going to go ahead and say that it is. Scientologists will now take control of your stroke-addled body and quit your job if you don't properly protect yourself. You've been warned.

Release The Kraken

For months now, bloggers have been talking about thousands of papers found in Iraq linking Sadam to Al-Qaeda and WMDs, but they were never made public. No one could understand why? Well, some are finally trickling there way into the media and more are supposed to follow.
Is there and actual link? I think there is, but I am not stepping into that argument of dung again. I will leave that up to people who know better.

By the way, Michelle Malkin is showing how some media rags are already setting up disclaimers.

So That I Don't Forget

Sometimes I see some interesting graphs and quotes on the internet, but I never get around to posting them all. Here is a dogpile, presented by Gateway Pundit, I found to be interesting.

Anti-War Protest Anniversary

Eventhough support for the war in Iraq is waning amongst Americans, it appears to have company. Protests all over the world have had a considerable drop off in attendance compared to previous global protests.
example 1
example 2
I understand that the hatred for this war is still strong, but is it safe to say that it is not as strong?

Susan Sarandon to Play "Peace Mom"

Susan Sarandon is set to portray "Peace Mom" anti-war activist, Cindy "Curly Joe" Sheehan, in a biopic movie. Which will, in my opinion, become another black eye for the hollywood elite. For me, this is just another example of how so many in Hollywood are willing to hoist a woman like Curly Joe onto their shoulders, while ignoring the thousands of men and women who have sacrificed their time and their lives for this country. The same country that allows these celebrity pundits to ignore who the real heroes are. I think it is a shame.

So how is the movie going to go?
Will it talk about a woman who gave up custody for an 8 year old son she is now claiming to be fighting for?
Will it talk about how she is estranged from her friends and family and is invlolved in a divorce because of her antics?
Will it show her as an attention grubbing hog who seems to be pleased with herself everytime she is arrested?
Will we see her hobnobbing and and praising blathering Dictators like Hugo "Moe" Chavez?
Will we hear her compare iraqi insurgents to that of American Revolutionary war fighters?
And Lastly, will we hear sound bites of her accusing our President and this country of being terrorists?
If they do, they will apologize for it.

I don't think Curly's story will always be popular though and that gives me strength. I will tell you why. As our troops in the Middle East start to come home, either because individual tours of duty are up or because troop levels start to shrink as a whole, then we well hear much louder and much braver voices. Until that day, we are just going to have to endure people like Curly Joe Sheehan.

2-0-5 Video

The Jib Jab fellas have done it again. This video is great. Of course it doesn't talk about the good things that happened in 2005. Lets go down the list.
1. Successful January election in Iraq.
2. Drafting of constitution in Iraq.
3. Successful December election in Iraq.
4. U.S. unemployment dropping to 4.7%
5. 3 straight quarters of GDP positive growth averaging 4.1% in U.S. & 10 straight of 3%.
6. Two Supreme court nominees we can be proud of. Roberts and Alito.
7. Lebanons move to take their country back and remove Syrian Soldiers.
8. Free elections in Egypt
9. Jon Boltons appointment as U.N. Ambassador.
10. Trial on Sadam begins.
I can't think of anything else, so if you have anymore, feel free to join in.

They've Suffered So Much!

When will we learn to accept them? Probably when their alien overlords make us, that's when!

This Kind Of Crap Is Getting Old.

Of course, anybody who has ever dealt with a HOA, shouldn't be surprised by this article. Bunch of freakin' Nazis.

I'll Post The Damn Article.

How do I feel about this? That's a doozy. I don't think you could ever set this type of precedent, because once you do it leads to every deadbeat father in the country trying to get out of paying child support. Countless hours of court time. Taxpayers money. The sad thing is, there are probably some out there who are, at least to a degree, on the wrong end of the current laws. The plaintiff here claims the woman he impregnated assured him over and over again that she could not get pregnant. Should the man be expected to take her in for a physical? If she's telling the truth, and can prove it, the responsibility lies somewhere in the middle; If such a condition doesn't exist, though, doesn't the risk and therefore consequence, lay more squarely in her court?

Let's beat this one into the ground people, cause I am excited to figure out how I really feel about it!

Al-Qaeda Bill Of Rights

Ever since Abu Ghraib, the media has been flooding our airwaves and televisions with horror stories about US held prisoners of this war on terror. Especially when regarding Guatanamo Bay.
1.) We had the discredited story on the supposed "Koran Flushing" reported by Newsweek.
2.) Sen. Dick Durbin Calling Guatanamo Bay a "gulag."
3.) John McCain's ban on torture.
4.) Europe's Chorus, with top soloist Angela Merkel, to close Club Gitmo.
...so on and so forth.
So what do the prisoners think of their treatment? Why don't we ask them.

Todays BS Award Goes To...

...The Family that walks on all fours. Maybe this lot has a genuine deficiency, but don't look to them to solve the mysteries of Evolution. I believe in the theory of natural selection, but this is silly.

Barroid Injects Flaxseed Oil Into His Buttocks

A new book has come out accusing Bonds of using a wide array of performance-enhancing drugs since 1998.
P.S. To Baron Von Mike
Let the games begin.

Are The Left's Fears Becoming A Reality?

Captain Ed, over at Captain's Quarters, has a couple of interesting posts today.
A Direct Assault On Judicial Activism
Gop Conservatives Take A Stand
I think that if both of these two issues fall towards Republican interest...ummm...you decide.

If It Works, Clinton Wins. If It Fails, Bush Loses.

Republican Congressman, Peter King of New York, explained that the best way to break the impasse over the Dubai ports deal is to have "an American firm take over operations for U.S. terminals purchased by Dubai Ports World." He later suggested that Ex-president Clinton "would be the ideal intermediary to persuade Dubai officials to go along with such an arrangement" due to his close relationship with United Arab Emirates. Read it

Earlier this week New York Daily News said its sources say Halliburton is "the U.S. company best equipped to partner with DP World...."
Halliburton???
Ahhh...this again. I can see the signs on the streets of SF already. "Cheney planned this from the beginning. He tried to sellout homeland security in order to get Halliburton in on the Ports deal! They tricked us again!" Does it matter that Schumer prefers Halliburton? or does it matter "that Halliburton was a favorite contractor of the Clinton Pentagon?" I don't think it does. There is a conspiracy here and be sure of one thing, if this goes through, a movie starring George Clooney will be made.

Unanimous

This was great to read this morning:

Unanimous

Now I'm just hoping they apply such ruling to San Francisco.

There's another subtle note to this story: the reliance on federal funding. I'm very much for a small federal government, you know like this country used to have before WWII, like this country was founded on.

But those that propose big government will then be subject to such control by the feds, as witnessed by this case. The federal government was able to control the school by withholding money. If the school (you can add state, city, etc. here) wasn't so reliant on federal funds it would then have more freedom to do as it chooses.

Whoops, I'm letting my Libertarian show.

John Kerry Blogs

John Kerry has been known to read blogs off the internet along with his wife P.H.K. Kerry has even gone so far as to submit a post on a very popular liberal Blog called the Daily Kos. I read it...it was OK.
Anyway, a few weeks ago a video was posted and circulated through the internet. Democrat Video It is a video that features FDR, Truman and Kennedy and the title of the video is called "What Happened To The Old Democratic Party? What's The Deal With Today's Crazies?"
Hmmmm....Do you think Kerry saw this video? Could have. Kerry did evoke the dead in a recent speech. Here

Great American presidents, from Roosevelt to Truman to Kennedy, understood that
success requires a community of nations working together...

Coincidence?

How Do You Spell Bahbwa?

I saw this bit on Barbra Streisand and I just had to post it. Spelling Bee







I know I am not much of a speller either, but at least I am not ugly, nor do I pose in a black dress with a flower bouquet.

Dial Aug For "Told You So"

Iran negotiator announces: We duped West on nukes.

Hey France, where is your "open dialogue" now? Oh, it is right here.

Graphic Video

BarknucklePolitics is showing a video called "A Message to the Blairs"
I want to warn you, it is a very graphic video.

T I O N in the Government makes Corruption

On Friday, Randy "Duke" Cunningham got a record breaking 8 years 4 months sentencing for accepting $2.4 million in bribes from a government contractor. Wow, that is sad, but what is really sad is that this sentencing ended a 27 year run held by Corrupt Congressional Democrats. In fact, since 1976, 13 members of Congress have been convicted in criminal court and sent to prison... How many of them were Republican? Just 2.

Lets take a look.

Thank you "Expose the Left" for keeping me informed.

What Are These People Driving At?

As some of you may know, Iran has been conducting meetings to try to determine the authenticity of the Jewish Holocaust. Many saying the Holocaust was made up and yadda yadda yadda... Now Iran is seeking permission to conduct an on-site investigation of Auschwitz. Why? For what purpose? If they conclude that the Holocaust did happen, what next? and if not, then what? Only time will tell, but for me, I believe they are getting ready for something big here and they are doing everything they can in order to prepare the hearts and minds of their people. I especially believe that if they are allowed to investigate, they will most certainly conclude that the Holocaust was a hoax. Why? Well, for the same reason someone sees the Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich...THEY ARE BLINDED BY FAITH! Or maybe it will somehow justify them wanting to wipe out Israel. I am at a loss. All I can do is show one of my favorite pictures created by Protest Warrior. Maybe it will put things into perspective.















Here is more from Irans little money target Hamas

Only Short Posts Today.

I almost soiled myself while listening to this school teacher give his lecture. You have to listen.

After you are done. Check out what Michelle Malkin has to say.

Dawn Patrol

This link is for those who like to get the news straight from the horses mouth. Enjoy

Redemption For Lord Kingly

I remember a long time ago, Lord Kingly got into an argument with a friend of ours about David Blaine. Our friend thought that Blaine was doing some real magic and that just wasn't working for Lord Kingly. Hopefully this will put that to rest.

Portland Beavers..."Uh Huh Huh...You Said Portland"

The San Diego Padres minor league club, the Portland Beavers, play at PGE Park. Cool! That is like 2 miles from my house and a mile from my office. Someone told me that Thursday games are called "Thirsty Thursday." I guess PGE park opens a beer garden on those days. OOOOHHHH BOY! Looks like some interesting Friday mornings are in my future.

Blogust

Zombietime is back, and I like this page.

Picture this

If you are not familiar with this site, please dig in. Almost as good as The Onion. :-)

Mike

"Babe" Ruth

My favorite sports season is around the corner. Blogust and I are eagerly awaiting our SF Giants vs. SD Padres yearly fun where we instantly call each other based on who's team wins.

Say what you want about Bonds (Blogust has a lot to say for sure) but I've always liked having on The Giants.

Seems the team is reaching out to its home city in obvious ways this year. :-)

"Where Were These Ladies When I Went To School And...

...If I were still in school would I even have a chance?" and other titillating, excuse the pun, questions.

More on MSM Bias

Gatewaypundit has a bit on some media bias. Check it out.
It isn't shocking news, but it is worth a look.

I Am An Adult...Not A Dolt

Jon Stewart has been on the news a lot these days. Not only will he be hosting the 78th annual "Give Yourselves a Pat on the Back" (and in my opinion proving to the world that hollywood is trying to cater to a liberal audience), but he seems to be a guest on various talk shows. Larry King being the most memorable to me. Actually I didn't watch all of it, because I find Larry King to be a drip and Jon Stewart to be un-funny. That is not true, I find Jon Stewart to be funnyish, but the Daily Show is no way as good as when it was hosted by Craig Kilborn. Alas, that was a long time ago.

Moving on, during his interview Jon Stewart was talking about Bush's statement that "Americans are addicted to oil." He made the argument that Bush doesn't address the Nations Citizens like adults and that this whole "addicted to oil" business was something that Jimmy Carter was touching on way before Bush did. I had to laugh, then I had to change the channel.

Personally I don't think Bush addresses the Nation as if they were children, but I can understand why some people feel like children when they have their fingers in their ears and are screaming "La La La I can't hear you, I can't hear you," when the President is speaking. Also, to say "Oh my God, Jimmy Carter totally said that like way before you ever did" is such an immature statement that if I was Bush, I would start talking to Americans as if they were children.

The Onion Doth Rule.

So declare I.

Brilliant!

I hope Professor Bolkhari is not tenured

Unfortunately the credibility of the professor is shot early in his lecture when he falsly claims Walt Disney created Tom and Jerry. The cat and mouse combo were created by Hanna-Barbera in 1940 but that's not the point of his misinformed rant. This guy claims Jerry, a disparaging term used to describe Nazi soldiers, was created as a symbol of Jews to "erase the image of mice from the minds of European children, and to show that the mouse is not dirty." Because apparently Jews were thought of as "dirty mice" throughout Europe. Accepting this interpretation, I find it difficult to believe that such a symbol would take on the nickname given to the very people responsible for Jewish persecution during the years of the cartoon's creation. Second, what or who does Tom the cat symbolize? Perhaps Tom and his unending sadistic attempts at eating or killing Jerry symbolizes anti-Semitism perpetrated by folks like this professor. Or perhaps Tom symbolizes the anti-Semites themselves. Either way, I am happy knowing that Tom, as the antagonist, provokes the ass kicking he predictably gets in every episode (except for a few Christmas shows which doesn't really fit the suggested symbolism either).

Cheney To Retire In A Year?

If this is true then who will be the next VP? I don't know if the President is the one to appoint the next VP or what. If he is, I predict Condi Rice to take the job.
Cheney's retirement
Does anyone know?

George Bush makes it possible to party in New Orleans

Think you'll ever hear people say that? Of course not. It is just plain illogical to make such a statement.

What flooding, let's party

But it sure is easy for these people to blame the federal government when a hurricane hits their shores and they are unprepared. Blaming the Katrina disaster on anyone but themselves is ridiculous. Everyone is still trying to point fingers when the largest responsibility for the Katrina mess sits right at home.

Sorry if this is tired by now. But when the failed response to the disaster happened, all I could hear myself say in my head was "Maybe if they didn't party so much and spent a little more time getting prepared for an eventual disaster that could strike a city that's below sea level, then maybe the mess could have been lessened".

Now I understand that a little venting, like holding a Mardi Gras parade in light of the still looming disaster, can help morale. But in my mind it still somehow points to the fact that partying seems to be the focus of this town, not doing what needs to be done for a town under sea level.

I'm hoping that some lesson has been learned. Hopefully their focus will be a little more on preventing such a disaster in the future.

Just Thought You Would Like To Know

I know this will fall on deaf ears, or blind eyes, or whatever, but here it goes anyway. A little while back I saw a report posted by Gatewaypundit talking about the supposed "culture of corruption" that embodies the Republican party. He showed a really great graph comparing the corruption of the Clinton Administration to the corruption of the Bush administration. Sadly I couldn't find the darn thing, but this is what I did find.
The Clinton Legacy

Here are some interesting notes about the Clionton admin. that are shown on the link.
- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
- First president accused of rape.
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court

Compared with the Bush Administration.
- Indictments (1) Scooter Libby
What does this all mean....Well comparing the current President to former Presidents all the way back to Nixon....George W. Bush has run the cleanest adminstration in HALF A CENTURY!

P.S. Just a little fun fact for those who want the Clintons back in office.

I Love This Picture

Tammy Bruce has a picture of a soldier shaking hands with Hillary Clinton. Look closely and you will see some interesting sign language. Gatewaypundit goes on to quote the soldier to saying

"The picture of me and Hillary Clinton was taken when she came to visit Iraq. I
was actually ordered to shake her hand, and I never figured that my friends
would circulate it all over the net. I AM NOT a Hillary fan by any stretch."

What a dope she is. No matter where she goes she seems to step in it.

You Never Know

Maybe they were on there way to buy the Cubs.

http://suntimes.com/output/news/23crash.html

I hope this doesn't turn out to be a terrorist thing, because then all the liberals will say that all the anti-terrorism task forces and precautions that have been put into effect don't work and that the only way we catch terrorists is when they are involved in random high speed freeway collisions.

Way To Go New Orleans!

How did these people get elected.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/chronicle/3676263.html

If Karma truly exists, I foresee three miniatures hurricanes hitting a certain three city councilpersons in the near future. Don't get me wrong; I tend to somewhat agree with the sentiment. At this time you certainly don't want to have to spend all of the cities money on people who choose to suckle at the government teat, but I don't think it's realistic to dump your problems on those who came to your aid to begin with. Unbelievable.

A Little Bit Of Follow Up

Some of you may remember that I posted a week or two ago about how there was this crazy group of "Christians" that were protesting outside of the funerals of soldiers who died in Iraq. Why were they protesting? Because these soldiers were paying with their lives for fighting for a country that harbors homosexuals. Well, here's a recent article I find to be rather uplifting.

http://www.wgal.com/news/7294008/detail.html

So, I guess we have to stop stereotyping bikers now, blogust. Cause sure, some of them may go around shooting up casinos and being infiltrated by Brian Bosworth, but some of them are just proud Americans with a moral compass on par with my own. And I rule. So, go bikers!!!

Go Buy Some Stamps

I Just Bought 40

The Teachers Will Save Us! Hmm. I Guess I Can't Use Burnt Orange Sarcasm In My Titles.

Once again I am disheartened by the proclivity of this nation’s “educators” to confuse tolerance with bending over backwards to appease opposing views.

http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/13891898.htm

Personally, I agree that a person’s religious beliefs should not have to be compromised as long as they do not compromise or impose upon the beliefs of others. I do not believe that one’s convictions need to be enforced upon others. I also believe that if your religion prohibits you and your children from drawing a family portrait or a picture of a dog, then you should be free to draw a rock or a stick instead, receiving full credit for the assignment. But to take away the right of other children to draw Mommy, Daddy and Rover under the big oak out back is a disgusting display of poor judgment on the part of our teachers. If we continue to bow under the guise of tolerance to those who are most intolerant, how do we ever expect them to see that there are two sides to every coin? What we should be teaching is that our way of life is as important to us as theirs is to them, and while we recognize and respect their beliefs, we expect the same in turn. That’s called compromise, and it is a far greater lesson than blind tolerance.

Why we don't need Socialized medicine

This article makes me happy for many reasons:

Privatized medicine is better

First off, it was published in the SF Chronicle. Wow, how did this get by the editor? Ok, I kid. There are surprisingly more conservative articles in this paper than I expect. Like 3 a year.

Secondly, it praises the merits of Starbucks, Wal-Mart, Target, CVS, Craigs-List, and even fast food chains ("Doc-in-a-box")! Wow, you mean capitalism works?

Thirdly, via privatized medicine people without insurace all get to benefit from the cost saving ability, power, and pure problem solving capability of Capitalism. And its being praised in the SF Chron!!

Forthly, these new "Doc-in-a-box" clinics put pressure on bigger hospitals to lower their costs. Hey, competition makes for a better product and lowers cost.

I could go on but I'll stop here and focus on Socialized medicine. With Socialized medicine you put all the decision making power into the hands of the government. Cost structure, facility locations, facility quality, hours of operation, payment options, specializations, equipment purchases, etc. will all be controlled by the government. That's a lot to consider, and that's just what I can come up with and I'm not even that familiar with the totality of all things to consider when running a medical business.

OK, have any of you ever had to deal with the DMV?? I'm sure you have. Now why, why, why would you want to take something as important as health care and turn it into one of the most painful processes known to man kind: Vehicle Registration. My goodness, the lines, the forms, the limited hours of operation, the pain!

I'll stop right there. Enough said in my opinion. I'm shivering with fear at the thought of Socialized anything, let alone Socialized medicine. "Doc-in-a-box" shops are the brilliant creations that only Capitalism can come up with.

Now... The Achilles heel: Lawyers. A couple of idiotic lawsuits and these great companies get smashed by those leeches looking only to serve themselves. But that topic is for another post that is brewing, and it will cover more than health care costs.

Viva Le Drive Thru Office Visit!

Mike

Assassination of the Archduke

I couldn't resist. I have to make one last post. In 1914 Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated by Serbian Nationalist, Gavrilo Princip. The shooting led to war between Austrian and Serbia, which escalated into WWI. Are we seeing the same thing today? Something relatively small escalating into something bigger? Are the Danish Cartoons the proverbial straw that broke the Camel Jock...ummm...back. (I almost said it) Who is to say, but it sure is growing. Read

Rain...Here I come

I am finally setting off for Portland Oregon. I am pretty excited, but a bit nerved. I haven't had anytime to newswatch these days, so I thank Lord Kingly for keeping me, as well as, Blogust updated. I wont be able to post for a little while longer...at least not until I get everything situated. But don't worry, I am sure BaronVonMike and FryanEgg will start posting more. (hint hint hint) Ahhh Portland. Beautiful city, good food, and very fat girls. I am sure I will be in the heart of the Liberal Lions Den, so that should be interesting.

Anyway, before I go...here is something I saw from Bareknucklepolitics.com. It is quite gruesome, so please...don't open if you don't like gross. The author tells us that "an eye for an eye" is very much apart of Islamic Law. Once you link, scroll down to the comments and read his context.

I wish this wasn't my last post before I bolted, but I like this kind of stuff sometimes and I think it is important to show how backwards parts of the world still remains. I know, I know, this is apart of their culture and I should be more understanding Right? I mean am I allowed to be judgemental of other peoples values and traditions? If we judge them wont they judge us? etc. The answers to these questions are WRONG, YES, THEY ALREADY ARE. Oops, timesaver again.

Everything Is Relative, I Suppose

A Pakistani Muslim cleric has put a bounty on the head of the Danish cartoonists who drew those blasphemous...uh...comics. He has compared this bounty to that which the United States placed on Osama Bin Laden after the 9/11 attacks. Cause it's comparable. Yeah, this is what's known as Greek justice right here. Like that time the paperboy missed my porch so I burned his house down while his family was fast asleep inside. A Taliban commander has also offered a reward for killing any of the cartoonists, as well as for killing any Danish, Norwegian or German soldier. Apparently for being amused by the comics.

I have decided to pay out 100 million doll-hairs to anyone who goes over there and teaches these people the difference between a killable offense and satire. But I'm going to need proof. Like, cleric panties or something.

Oh, Willie, What Have You Done?

Willie Nelson has written and produced a new song about how all cowboys have a woman inside of them and want to get with other cowboys and all that kind of garbage. Seriously. I am so sick of having homosexuality shoved down my throat (no pun intended). I'm sure Brokeback Mountain is just chock full of cinematic merit, but it's not my cup of tea. Truth is, I'm not all that crazy about weepy heterosexual relationship films. Have you seen the Notebook? What a horrendous piece of crap that is. If I go through the rest of my life without ever seeing the great Jim Rockford sobbing like a little girl again, it'll be too soon. So don't tell me that just because I don't want to see Heath Ledger smooth on up on Donnie Darko, I'm some sort of homophobic prick. Instead, write a letter to Hollywood and tell them to load up their next gay love anthem with some car chases and surface-to-air missiles. Or how about a gay sports agent? Oh, nevermind, they already did that. But put something in there for me and I'll give it a look. I can always go get popcorn or play Missile Command in the lobby during the tender parts.

And to Willie Nelson, who decided to take it upon himself to out the entire state of Texas and beyond, what happened to you? You're dead to me.

What's With All The Commotion?

So, everybody is making a big, fat deal out of Vice President Cheney accidentally mistaking his buddy for a game bird and shooting him all over the face and chest. In fact, a friend of mine just forwarded me this article, illustrating the typical class with which the left report on such events.

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004550.htm

Truthfully, I think the situation is pretty funny, but if you're going to do an interview like that you can't half-ass it like this Milbanks character did. I mean, is it enough to merely don the hunting orange? I say no. I say it's an affront to our intelligence. Get someone with some comic wherewithal to write you some quality material, for crying out loud. Manicurists talking about global warming? There's potential there, but alas, Wilbanks is unable to deliver. Crickets, people, crickets.

As far as the incident itself, several people have posed the question, in both polite and impolite conversation, as to whether Cheney should be charged with manslaughter should Harry Whittington keel over as a result of the shooting. Tough question, if you ask me. I mean, you or I would probably take it in the keester over something like that, but you and I didn't go through all the bullshit hassle it takes to become Vice President of the United States of America. I say Cheney gets a pass. Seriously, Whittington's a lawyer anyway, so if you think Cheney should go down for this, I don't ever want to here the words, "What do you call 1,000 dead lawyers..."come out of your mouth.

What a Dreamboat...

Bruce Willis continues to be my favoritest person ever. I, like, totally have a guy crush on him!

http://yeeeah.com/blog/?p=96

Way To Go UW!

What kind of crap liberal professor got inside the heads of these pussies? It makes me sick to think of what might have been if our society had been this weepy and sensitive back when WW II was actually happening. I would hope that the people who benefitted from our involvement in that war would send a few letters to the students of UW, reminding them of what men like Boyington were fighting for, because apparently the curriculum doesn't cover it.

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48808

And let's not forget about "Baa Baa Black Sheep." Hell of a show.

I Go Coo Coo For Coca Puffs

Bolivia's foreign minister, from the new leftist government of Evo "Shemp" Morales, is talking about the nurtitional value of coca leaf.

"Coca has more calcium than milk. It should be part of the school breakfast,"

As most of you know, coca leaf is used to make cocaine and Shemp was once a coca farmer. Does that mean he wants to harvest coca in order to make cocaine? I don't know, but I now know the nutritional value.

A coca leaf weighing 100 grams contains 18.9 calories of protein, 45.8 mg
of iron, 1540 mg of calcium and vitamins A, B1, B2, E and C, which is more than
most nuts, according to a 1975 study by a group of Harvard

Sounds nutritious to me and maybe it will get kids to pay attention in class.
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Marvel vs. D.C.

One question I have been asking my friends a lot lately is "which movie will do better, X-Men 3 or Superman?" (Yes, I said a lot. So I am a dork...sue me!)
Even though I have enjoyed the X-Men since I was a kid and I loved the movies, I argue that Superman will be the movie that comes out on top. Here is why...Brian Singer. Brian Singer, who directed the first two X-Men, decided to skip out on X-Men 3 and do Superman instead. Why? I don't know, but he did and he took his crew along with him. So instead, Bret Ratner has been the one directing X-Men 3. The same Bret Ratner who brought us Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Money Talks, Red Dragon and After the Sunset. Not a very fine resume if you ask me. Being a sports fan, I know how important a good coach and a good crew is and I can't see Bret Ratner beating Brian Singer's proven record, but I will concede to three points.
1. Superman sorta blows
2. X-men doesn't blow
3. Maybe Ratner inherited a good team like Seifert did with the 49ers.
It doesn't stop there for me either. I am also arguing that D.C. will top Marvel as a whole. Batman Begins was a great movie and looks like the Batman comic is going to take on Al-Qaeda. It might sound silly, but I learned this from reading Ace Of Spades website who linked to Geek Soap Box. Here is the link
Ace also went on to say

Meanwhile, over at Marvel, the Punisher is railing against the
industrial-military complex and Bush's phoney war.

Any response?

Oh, Come On!!!

I just don't have the words for this sort of thing anymore.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/10/MNG73H6A5U1.DTL

It's Curious George, you a-holes!!!

Sometimes the Left can be Right

I just had dinner with a Doctor friend of mine. You could describe his political leanings as "Die hard Free-Market-Capitalist-Hippie-Liberal." He completely believes in the power of capitalism to support his liberal causes. For example: He wants to get rid of big tobacco so he invests all of his money into Philip/Morris stock and uses the profits for anti-tobacco education. The catch is, he doesn't want big tobacco to become illegal, that would go against capitalism. But he does believe if you spend private money in education you will go a longer way in solving social issues rather than enacting some government law.

The Big Wiener-Schnitzel

Gerhard Schroeder picked Hillary Clinton to win the white house during an economic forum hosting a large Saudi audience.

I'd be very pleased if Hillary Clinton would become the next American president

Later on he admitted that he hasn't been very popular of late and hopes that it doesn't rub off on Hillary.

But don't quote me too loud. I hope I'm not harming her by saying that.

Sorry Gerhard...it's too late!
If you ask me, he made this statement in order to bandage his bruised ego. Schroeder lost to Angela Merkel, who became the first woman Chancellor of Germany, last year and I think that he would see it as "Bush losing to a woman" if Clinton wins in '08. But I am just being petty.
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Hat-Tip to Lord Kingly

Lord Kingly sent me a link about Hugo Chavez, a.k.a Moe. Read it Here
The article says that Moe has demanded Tony Blair to give the Falklands back to Argentina. He also says that Tony Blair is a "pawn of imperialism" and is "the main ally of Hitler," a.k.a. George Bush...How original.
According to the article, these comments came on the heels to some remarks that Tony Blair said recently.

Mr Blair infuriated Mr Chavez earlier this week when he said he should respect
the rules of the international community.

The Prime Minister also said he would prefer to see Venezuela's ally Cuba function as a true democracy

So Moe is sticking up for Fidel "Larry" Castro. You know, I have this feeling that once Larry kicks the bucket, Moe is going to try to move in on Cuba. What do you think? Am I reaching?

Gwyneth Paltrow Can Suck It!

"Brits are far more intelligent and civilised than Americans. I love the fact that you can hail a taxi and just pick up your pram and put in the back of the cab without having to collape it. I love the parks and places I go for dinner and my friends. It's a pretty city, you know."

I've known more than my fair share of borderline retarded Brits in my life. It's sad that people like Gwynny and Madonna are so easily duped by a proper accent. Even, "I had a poo in the loo" sounds shockingly sophisticated to these simpleton bitches.

Who Wants to Bet?

Does anyone want to try to guess which city this was? First failed attack.
I am guessing that it was another city on the coast, but it might have been on a border. Also Jewish concentration might be a factor. So lets say...ummm L.A. again.

A Must See Video

CNN's new contributor, Bill Bennett, gave a jaw dropping performance on CNN about the coverage of the Danish cartoons. You have got to check it out. Here

ACLU Fun Facts

Stop The ACLU blogspot has its top ten myths of the ACLU posted: give it a read

Los Tres Chiflados

Nothing has been more interesting to me these days than these developing relationships between Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and Evo Morales. Watching these three in motion is top notch news entertainment for me. And to my delight, there is an occassional cameo from two others who have filled many of my nights readings with mirth (I am speaking of none other than Harry Belafonte and Cindy Sheehan). The only problem is, I don't think everyone realizes how looney this lot is and we need to. So I am changing their names. From now on their new names are Moe Chavez, Larry Castro, Shemp Morales, Curly Belafonte and Curly Joe Sheehan. I thought about who should be who for awhile and this is what I came up with.

Hugo Chavez has to be Moe. He is clearly today's top Stooge. Despite the fact that Moe Chavez has been involved in political fraud, human rights violations, coup after coup (for and against) as well as, being the leader of a country with a collapsing infrastructure, low employment, high crime rate and finishing it off with a nice dose anti-american blather, this man is still standing. A UN Award and praise from some of our most egregious celebrities is what he instead has to endure.

Castro in my opinion is Larry. Eventhough he has been doing it longer, he appears to be more of Moe's lacky rather than the top Dictator he once was. Plus, if you shave his beard and glue it to his head, I think he will show a striking resemblance.

Because of his bull haircut, Evo Morales had to be Moe or Shemp and so Shemp it was. Sadly, I know very little about this Stooge's work, but that is only fitting for I also know very little about the original Shemp. Except of course for the occasional "HEY GUYS THE THREE STOOGES ARE ON...GOD DAMN IT! IT'S SHEMP!" Anyway, this Stooge compaigned on the platform that he would allow for a loose federation for coca-leaf production...YEAH!

Harry Belafonte and Cindy Sheehan are Curly and Curly Joe respectively. Take what these two have to say about our country and our president, add a few...nyook nyook nyooks...and these two become a laugh riot. Lets give it a try "No Blood For Oil..nyook nyook nyook." or "Bush is Tens time the terrorist of Osama Bin Laden...Wise guy eh? nyook nyook nyook." Anyway, I am laughing.

I Like Hot Skinny Girls And All...

..but seriously. Here's some proof that the fashion industry is peopled with horrible, uneducated demons with no regard whatsoever towards the well being of others. An actual quote from Atoosa Rubenstein of Seventeen magazine, in regards to a collection shown during fashion week, which, I guess, is going on right now:

“Bryan is one of my absolute favorite dreamers. I feel like I want to start starving myself so I can wear those clothes now.”

Vacuous bitch.

Hmm. What Do You Know?

I guess PETA ain't all bad. I mean, I'm sure she makes a compelling argument. Whatever it is.

http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48743

Holy Crap! Why Didn't Anybody Tell Us Before.

This morning on Good Morning America, Howard Dean accused the President of turning the United States into Iran. You know, where the President can do anything? Cause that's totally what's happening. Thank you, Howard Dean. I've been so blind. F'ing classic. Why not go for the gold, you douche bag, and say, "The President is turning the United States into Iran...just like Hitler would have."

I Have A Bag Of Punches To Give Out.

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060206151609990008&ncid=NWS00010000000001

Here's the problem with this sort of thing. When you get into arguments regarding freedom of speech, I think you expect a certain amount of rationality. Scratch that, I think that's what our founding fathers expected. I, myself believe you should be allowed to get up on a soapbox and voice your opinions, whatever they may be. But let's try to be human and maybe skip putting up our soapboxes at funerals. These people are some sick ass nutjobs. And for the record, as much as I feel they should be allowed to spew this crap, I really wish they wouldn't. It makes me want to cut off my thumbs and shit in the woods.

Hugo Chavez is a Dick

Read this article and see the man that Cindy Sheehan has allied herself with.
The Dick-tator

Once Again The Libs Play Political Limbo "How Low Can You Go"

At the funeral of Corretta Scott King, the Rev. Joseph Lowery and President Jimmy Carter took the opportunity to add some political spin into their Eulogies. Joseph Lowery got the crowd on its feet with this piece of trite.

We know now there were no weapons of mass destruction over there. But Coretta
knew and we knew that there were weapons of misdirection right down here.
Millions without health insurance, poverty abound, for war billions more,
but no more for the poor.

While Jimmy Carter took a more relevant approach.

It was difficult for them [the King family] then personally with the civil
liberties of both husband and wife violated as they became the target of
secret government wiretaps.

Needless to say, I am not impressed nor am I shocked. It is not unusual for the Libs to play on peoples emotions during a time of mourning. Pandering is the Dems only form of recourse and these two turned this funeral into a Democratic convention. Will it work? Will it arouse the base and give them something to rally around?....Ummmm? I am going to wait on that one.

A Letter From Arvin

So my friend Arvin Leoux sent me a letter he had bouncing around in his head and this is how it reads.

You can do something for me...So you know about those cartoons the almost
"unheardof-till-now" Danish newspaper printed that has many Muslims upset?
I've been on the www for a few hours now reading and I would like you to visit
some links. Maybe you can post something on your blog about
it.This morning's paper had a story about a murdered 60-something year old
priest who was shot by an apparent late-teenage-ish man who yelled "Allah akbar"
(God is great) before blasting the guy twice, in the back, while at prayer. It
happened in Turkey where the Christian population is very small. Jann read the
story to me as I cooked eggs. It got me thinking about the cartoons,
specifically the one with Muhammed with a bomb as a turban; when they (Muslims)
act like that, in the name of their god, how else should he be represented? I
know, I know, he's not supposed to be represented at all because they don't want
to worship idols, but if I want to represent Allah in some form I should be able
to because I'm not a follower. Just like the kid who ignored the Judeo-Christian
ethic/rule of "thou shall not kill", incidentally coming directly from one of
the first written documents of the Old Testament brought to us by a Jewish
holy-man, Moses, a thousand years before Islam even exsisted, and shot a priest,
at church, in the back, twice. Right?!?So I started reading articles on various
websites and found a lot of interesting stuff like this one:

Arvins First Link

thought to myself, "Oh, yeah, that's real original, like I've never seen
anti-Jewish cartoons before or heard someone claim the Holocaust is a hoax" And
what the heck is the publication Hamshahri doing anyway? Newspapers are always
printing offensive things and then they apologize and retract the article and
blah blah blah; that's what they do, and if you don't like what the paper says,
you unsubscribe yourself and get the paper that makes fun of the people you want
to see made fun of. With that, on to these sites:

Arvins second link

Arvins third

Four

The first article is pretty good, I'm not sure about the slant of the rest of the site but...The last two are from a site I think is particularly interesting as it attempts to bring together Hinduism and Judaism. Anyway, I wasn't really surprised to find that Muslim papers have been printing their own incredibly offensive cartoons of people and beliefs not in line with their own. The difference is when other people are offended they write a letter and let it be known something isn't right, but when Muslims are offended they throw rocks, take hostages, and blow themselves up at the grocery store. I imagine somewhere in the microfiche archives of Arabic newspapers are cartoons of fat Americans, or a rat-faced President, or filthy infidels infecting the Middle East like a parasitic plague spreading greed, immorality, and capitalism. Segue to this article I found that just made everything laughable:

Last One

Who is
this guy? Isn't it just amazing; he's cashing in on this whole nonsense.Whew.
I'm exhausted...Talk to you later my friend...~A~

Just sickening

When will it end? Probably never.

First we have Hillary using the death of Martin Luther King to promote her own jabs during a time of rememberance.

Now, they use King's widow for the same purpose:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060207/pl_nm/king_dc

Excuse me, but wasn't this a day to remember Ms. King? Didn't President Bush keep the focus on her? Yes? Did the Democrats? No.

When will people realize that the plight African Americans has been used by the Democrats to promote whatever agenda they have at the time? They are not there to honor MLK or his wife, they are there to promote themselves while always keeping African American's in their place. That way the Democrats can always have that fall back position. They can always prop their ideas on top of African Americans, even when standing over an African American's grave.

This seems so similar to the extremist Muslims using the "plight" of the Palestinians to push their anti-Israel sentiments. The Muslim world does not care about the Palestinians, they just don't like Israel. Palestine happens to be close by and can be used to create emotion and cause. Don't the Palestinians realize they are being used by the rest of the Muslim world to further an insane cause?

To me I see an exact parallel to how the Democrats use African Americans. They don't really care what happens to them, their overall goal is Socialism and they'll use whoever they can to promote that ideal.

A Quick Link For You.

I love this kind of crap.

http://www.thefrown.com/player.php?/frowners/becomerepublican

Rarely will you see such incredible use of sarcasm to make so many valid and honest points. I don't remember how to do the sarcasm thing, soI'll just use a burnt orange color for it.

Oprah Winfrey Sucks.

So, first Oprah goes on Larry King Live and defends this James Grey character and his book full of embellishments. Then she brings him on her show and levels the poor guy. What changed? Obviously her handlers reminded her that to show weakness could lead to the loss of some of her followers.

Now we get word that "alledgedly" Oprah only plugged the book in the first place to get poor little Jennifer Anniston to come on her show and bare her soul about splitting up with Brad Pitt. Turns out Anniston owns the movie rights to the book. So, Oprah lied. That's a lie by omission. I know, cause I found out what that meant when I didn't tell my ex-girlfriend that I was still hanging out with my ex-ex-girlfriend.

Truthfully, I don't know what the big stink is about this guy lying in his book. I mean, the guy was a drug addict. I'm sure he lied all the time back then, and old habits are hard to break. Besides, who tells the truth in an autobiography? It's not like people are beating down Tucker Max's door asking for documentation of his exploits. And everybody knows that guy's full of shit.

I think it's time for Oprah's empire to fall. She totally thinks she's better than me.

I am still not a Trail Blazer fan.

So I may be off to Portland in a couple of weeks. Right now I am mulling it over in my head and I am not sure which way I am leaning, but I think its towards Portland. hmmmm. It will be different. I am sure I will be surrounded by people who still drive with Kerry/Edwards stickers on their bumpers. Talking about living in a bubble. I wonder if these people are just in denial or they figured that it is too hard to get the darn things off. They could do what most of us do with our car registration tags and just put a new sticker over the old one. So instead of MAR 06 (thats my current tags) they can place KERRY '08. Driving through Berkeley I saw one moonbat with a Dukakis sticker right next to a Stop Apartheid. I didn't know what was more shocking, the driver so far behind the times or that the shit box was still running. Anyway, wish me luck.

For Those Who Have Forgotten

Normally I don't like posting such videos, but I found this one relevant to everyone who lives in and loves this country. Video Here