Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Let Me Get This Straight

...having babies with two women is ideal? Sign me up!

Just Plain Scary

The NEA is asking artists to make art that supports Obama's agenda.

No really.

Why does a President need to do this? As the article states, if you don't want to be compared to the Nazis, stop doing Nazi stuff.

This Is Not Enough Action!

Vertical blinds must be outlawed entirely, before more children die needlessly! And let's not forget that the number one reason people have blinds to begin with is...Global Warming!!! Aaaaaagh!

What Chance Do We Have...

...when not even Nessie can escape the Eye of Sauron (or Big Brother as it were)?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

This Is The Best I Can Come Up With For A Post

In order to show that in no way I am done with this blog I am going to say this, I haven't seen Inglorious Basterds or District 9 yet but I really want to.

Sad.

I blame Socialism for the apparent collapse of this blog!!!

Friday, August 21, 2009

Enjoy This!

http://www.iamsorryivotedforobama.com/

Mmm. That's some good schadenfreude. If I don't stop myself, I could be reading this all day.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Winkers! Not At All Unsettling

I think we should pool our money and buy in bulk. Who's with me?!

And Away We Go!

First comment on my work's FOOTBALL message board regarding news that ex-Giants receiver Plaxico Burress will serve two years in jail for shotting himself in the leg with an unlicensed firearm in a club last year:

I find ironic that our former vice president shot somebody while hunting and did not go to jail. Yet Plaxico shot himself and got 2 years.

That must be some of that Alanis Morisette irony he's talking about.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Well, Here's Your Problem Right Here...

...these bags were set for evil. So, the people of Seattle voted down the bag tax or whatever you call it, but it really didn't pass because of something the plastic bag industry did. You know, cause there's no way that the majority of the people really didn't want to pay for their bags. Right?

You Can't OWN A Cat, Man!

Well, I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie. Seriously, though, I worry that people will collect these free cats and sell them back to our government for $4,500. Such a cute ad, though. Awwwwwwwe.

It's His Land.

City graciously allows man to keep ballfield he built for his kids on his own effing land. So why the fuck should the city have any say in the first place? Oh, I know you have to have permits and meet zoning requirements, blah, blah, blah all that stuff is bullshit too. America.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Cool.

AMC is working on producing a TV series of The Walking Dead, a comic that at least a couple of people around here enjoy. This might scare some people, but AMC is not Fox. AMC is regularly lauded for their original programming, so this could be very cool.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Sympathy For Unions? I Think Not.

If there was a place in the US you'd think unions would be safe, then the SF Bay Area would probably be counted right up there. But something's happened recently to shift that sympathy.

BART workers have the balls to threaten a strike during these tough economic times. And it ain't sittin' well with the local folk.

Just when you think all is lost people show some brains.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Astroturfing

This is a term being thrown around a lot these last few weeks. It means building up phony grassroots support for your cause.

The Dems have been accused of planting questioners in front rows of these town hall meetings. If you are from a group that supports the Obama plan, you get front row seating and side door entry. Everyone else has to stand in line and gets rear room seating or standing room. This way the newspaper reporters and news cameras covering the speaker are closest the the planted astroturfers.

The speaker plays the game and pretends these people are getting chosen at random. Barry O seems to be a big player in rigging the questions through astroturfers.

Here's a segment from Texas. This lady claims to be a doctor. She's not. She's a long time Obama supporter lying in the name of astroturfing.

Just insane.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Healthcare Reform Is A Two Part Solution

So says the smartest man ever.
At least I think he is.

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

or maybe it will be.
SEIU thugs beat a man passing out "Don't Tread On Me" flags.

Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown Up.

They would have been cool with the Jack Nicholson Joker. Seriously. Heath Ledger's Joker was much more racially charged. Did you know that? Did you know that white people fear Obama because deep down we worry that at any moment he could turn into a violent street pimp?

So, Basically...

...this is his eHarmony profile video to Russia?

Speechless

Behold, the answer these geniuses have come up with. This has to be from The Onion.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

If Obama Is Spock Then Palin Is Kirk

In the spirit of this blogs common Star Trek posts here is an articlet that compares Palin to Captain Kirk.

Here's Another One.

No mention here of what percentage of minority citizens come out to vote their Republican candidates into office. And minority candidates tend to run on a platform that appeals specifically to minority citizens, so why would I vote for them?

England Is Rad.

Kid gets in trouble for climbing a tree. Actually, American cops do the same thing. Paperwork everything to cover your ass. And here's why: When the parent says that he's afraid his child will be afraid to return to England, I can hear the lawyer he must have talked to telling him to establish some emotional distress. Fucking lawyers.

Video Games Are Racist.

Really, check it out. Couple of things, though. Unless I see some solid figures, I refuse to believe more Latino children play video games. The percentage of Latino children who play video games may be higher than the percentage of white children who play, but I doubt the overall head to head numbers play out that way. And secondly, how can you cite 50 Cent's video game as reinforcing stereotypes when it's based on an actual person who actually signed off on it? Come on already, we elected a black President. Can't we just get over this crap now?

Psychiatric Studies Are Depressing.

I want to slap these people around a bit. Especially the part where they dismiss all of us simple lay people. (What the fuck ever happened to "layman?" Were the ladies really losing their shit over that one?) I guess I'm not entitled to an opinion. I wasn't aware that we had the human brain so comprehensively figured out. That's why I'm a lay person. Oh well, any reason to give kids more drugs.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Now This Is A Lawsuit I Can Get Behind

Not that I feel sorry for this girl on any sort of intellectual level, I mean it's still buyer beware, but I do believe that the need for a college degree has been forced down people's throats and not everyone should get one or needs one. College is a racket for a lot of people and this girl is just one of many who has been sold a bill of goods.

I guess what I'm saying here is that on the outside I feel this lawsuit is B.S., but on the inside this story makes me cheer.
Here

Friday, July 31, 2009

Pure Coincidence.

Thanks for sending this my way, Tenacious E.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Happy Video Friday

Floater

For those of you who watch adultswim then you probably already have heard or have already played this game. For those who haven't, well then pass your time by poking a corpse down the river with a stick.

This Is Hot!

Read the story behind this new form of political satire

Almost Too Embarrassing To Watch

Swiped this from a friend off Facebook.
Question: why do so many health food hippie aerobic type people I've seen throughout my years, such as wholefoods customers and what not, look so tore up? For living such a healthy lifestyle one would think it was a little more noticeable.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Newsweek Asks For Help From George Bush?

You know the shit is hitting the fan when a journalist, a Newsweek journalist, is asking for aid from the Evil George Bush.

Culture Of Corruption

I have been reading Michelle Malkin's new book, Culture of Corruption and I am really disappointed. The book obsesses over names no one knows, events no one has heard of and childlike name calling. To me it seems like she opened a copy of any radical left-wing book, took words like Wolfawitz, ne-cons and Halliburton and changed them to read Axelrod, Chicago Politics and Acorn, repackaged it, and sold it as an original.

The Fall Of The Roman Empire

The new sexual revolution is on it's way up and it is going by the name of Polyamory.
Personally I think this is a result of the slippery slope effect. Morality is relative, marriage is undefined, integrity is subjective and love is fickle. There are no guidelines and no expectations; therefore, there is no responsibility.

I have seen these types of trios on youtube before and they have become a real hit. Words like "courageous", "understanding and "forward thinking" are used describe these people who have shunned America's "puritanical" culture.

But it is not right to call it forward thinking. I think it is better described as history repeating itself. It is not forward thinking or bravey we are witnessing, but a hard life lesson. The result of which will not turn out quite like they hoped.

And now I leave you this. It's from Paint You wagon. If you've seen the movie then you'ld know why.

The Shake Weight

Thanks to Ryan in China for this one.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Enjoy, Blogust.

I'm Addicted To This Case

Why? Because it shows how naive Obama is and how he doesn't know any better. Sticking up for his friend, regardless of the facts? Of course he'll do it. It's the right thing to do, right? ummmm... wrong. Not when you're President.

I think when he made his statement about the Cambridge police he thought he would have the support of the average citizen. Over his life he surrounded himself with people who complained "the Man" or "the Establishment" and "how they are bringing us down, Man." He doesn't realize he is now "the Man." He is "the Establishment."

The idea that people, namely the media, would ever support a cop over a civilian, regardless of the situation, never occured to him either. I don't think he is used to seeing this kind of support and I think his eyes are opening to the real America.
I also predict he will step in it again with regards to the military and he will be up to his ears in "shame on you"s. He has learned to have no respect for people who do this type of sacrifice and will not know how to act. It is the liberal form of questioning authority and it will bite him again.

Monday, July 27, 2009

I Hope This Woman Forgets To Vote

A woman in Nothern California shows the true power of our school system.
I stole this video over at Ace of Spades HQ and he titled it, "Rainbows + Stupidity + Liberalism = METAL OXIDE CRISIS"

The More I Read About This Case...

The angrier I get. You can see from this video that the woman 911 caller did not refer to the two men breaking into the house as black or anything like that. Ann Coulter, I don't know how accurate this is, says that the reason the charges were dropped was due to the fact that Gates is friends with the Mayor of Cambridge, who also so happens to be black. (since the president and Gates have made this an "us vs. them" case, her skin color is relevant)

I think the relevance of Obama spending time in a racist church for 20 years is starting to come to light and it only took him 6 months for him to reveal himself.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

My Two Cents

With all the talk about this "stupidly" comment Obama made about the Cambridge police, I have this to say, I really hope this bit of news doesn't go away for awhile since it will mean less time for the President to spend on convincing people that stealing our healthcare is a "right", wile spending more time on the fact that Obama is a racist. What the media seems to not understand is that racial profiling did occur on that day, but not by Crowley. Instead it was Gates and Obama who were racial profiling. They saw a white cop and automatically assumed he was a racist and was undergoing racial profiling when dealing with the arrest. That in itself is racial profiling. I would believe the argument that Obama was just sticking up for his friend if he hadn't used the words racial profiling to begin with, but he did. And by saying racial profiling, he condemned himself to the very practice.

Also, I have something to say about universal healthcare and this whole business about us being the only industrialized country without it. That is not an argument. Just because other nations have universal healthcare doesn't make it a good practice. In order to cement my point I am going to use a bible verse to show that this argument has been used for a long, long time.

1 Samuel 8:4-22: All the elders of Israel gathered together and to Samuel
of Ramah. They said to him, "...appoint a king to lead us, such as all
the nations have."....


Samuel told all the words of the Lord to the people who were asking him for
a king. He said, "This is what the king who will reign over you will do: ....He
will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yorselves will become his
slaves. When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you
have chosen, and the Lord will not answer you in that day."

But the people refused to listen to Samuel. "No!" they said: We want a king
over us. Then we will be like all the other nations, with
a king to lead us and to go out before us and fight our battles."

When the people reject Obamacare, which I think they will, (or I hope they will) then the healthcare issue will inevitably rise again some other day. Once again the Dems will use tactics to paint our healthcare not as imperfect, but as broken and promise it will be fixed and free of cost. I fear that one day the people will listen to these promises and on that day the government will truly have power over our lives. They will ration coverage, abort the unwanted and restrict care for the elderly. I fear it will be a form of population control and I also fear healthcare will be a form of leverage. When we don't have control over our health, a new form of slavery will take place.

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Last California Auto Factory Dies

I always saw NUMMI motors in Fremont over the past 20+ years and I always said "This place can't last in CA." And I was right.

This place is HUGE. Employs 4700 people. Guess these people can now build windmills or something.

Gee... Who would have guessed that Toyota would back out of its only UAW plant...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

It's Nice...

...that they were able to do this. Methinks were it the Koran, it may have provoked a bit more than outrage.

Cambridge Cops Who Act "Stupidly"

Our own President called cops stupid on national television last night. You read the report and make your own decision.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

UK Drunkard Denied Liver Transplant

...dies at age 22.
Does the NHS have a point? Would he have destroyed a new liver? I'm sure they do have a point, but so what. I think I would rather have the all mighty dollar and an able and willing doctor determining my fate rather than some BS bureaucracy, but that's just me.
I often hear that health care is a right of every American and I couldn't agree more. It is a right we all enjoy and the government shouldn't take it away from us. Why people can't see that undeniable fact is beyond me. Government does not grant rights, they take them.

American Children ARE Lazy And Insolent

The Onion was sold to China!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Arrogant Article Of The Century

Seriously, I don't know how Newsweek stays in business.
Enjoy this as one idiot has compelled another idiot to compare "the broken health care system" to Osama Bin Laden.

The Stereo System Was A Necessity


Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

Monday, July 13, 2009

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

9 Looks Good

Haven't been much of a Tim Burton fan of late. Especially after Planet of the Apes and MC's and Comrades favorite POS, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but this one has got me excited.

Conservative Rap Getting Hits On Youtube

Do Yourselves A Favor

If you still like Palin as I do, read this article.
I don't think anything comes close to capturing the Palin frenzy of last year as this piece does, and though McCain didn't win with her, I'm still a big fan.
If you love hearing about Dems and dirty politics, read this article. It's one for the books.
4 out of 4 stars. ****

MJ Madness Reaches A New Level

Good Read On Honduras

Here.

Keepin' The Metal Flowin'

Awesome!!!

Here's a waaay better trailer for Roland Emmerich's 2012:

Must Be Harp Seal Season Again.

Warning, the following is brutal in the wat only a foreign animal rights commercial can be. View at your own risk:

Gore Panics As Global Warming Hysteria Fades

And so he compares it WWII.
At least that's how I see it.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Blogust: Find This Girl And Marry Her

I Have To Say...

...no shit. Also, "Give me a government that works" ranks pretty high on my list of all-time most meaningless interview quotes.

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Englishman Pulls His Own Teeth Out

Because he couldn't find a dentist who took NHS patients. Whatever the hell NHS means. Look it up yourselves, you lazy bums!
The best parts in this article are in the comments box. Even the people who support NHS (I still don't know what NHS stands for. Stop asking!) speak volumes.

I got this link from a John Stossel article. Really fun read and also very important, since the Senate holds 60 Dems and is now filibuster proof, we should all learn what life will be like under Universal healthcare.

Money quote:
"We saw this in Canada, where we did find one area of medicine that offers easy access to cutting-edge technology — CT scan, endoscopy, thoracoscopy, laparoscopy, etc. It was open 24/7. Patients didn't have to wait.
But you have to bark or meow to get that kind of treatment. Animal care is the one area of medicine that hasn't been taken over by the government. Dogs can get a CT scan in one day. For people, the waiting list is a month"

My Friday Video

Work warning!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Sad News Everybody.

Michael Jackson died. He also used to touch kids. Here's Michael the way I'll always remember him.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Obama = FDR = War With N. Korea?




Let's see, Obama is compared to FDR all the time. We're in a financial mess. Bailouts didn't work for FDR, but war did.

You see, there are lots of jobs being done in China that could be done here, though at a higher cost. War with N. Korea would make China choose a side, and they'd probably choose to side with N. Korea, which may cause us to impose trade sanctions against China. This could lead to more jobs stateside since we could not get our goods from China.

Protectionist policies are a staple of the Dems, and what better reason to put them in place?

I work for a company that offshores a lot of stateside work to China. The recent saber rattling with N. Korea has some of us wondering if this is still prudent. I don't think it was ever prudent in the first place, but I digress. Maybe its time to hedge our bets stateside.

Hmmm... End of the recession using war just like FDR did?

More Fun With Unions

Get hired, get fired, get a free ride.

Stossel has chapters devoted to how hard it is to fire a teacher.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Funnies


So...

...you ever hear anyone bust out with the theory that Steven Spielberg hates kids because he's always killing them or hurting them in some way in his movies? Well, I don't know if that's true or not (I mean he CGIed walky talkies into the hands of the FBI in E.T., for crying out loud), but I think I can safely say that Roland Emmerich hates the whole planet. Independence Day. The Day After Tomorrow. And now this:

Seriously, this guy loves blowing up the world. I wonder how close this guy got to being the original Columbine in school.

And BTW, maybe the Mayans stopped at 2012 cause it got old. Or maybe they figured they were giving themselves an awful lot of credit.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Bullshit Alarm

Girl asks for 3 stars on her face and gets 56.... so she claims. I do not believe she was able to fall asleep during the process. here

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Friday, June 12, 2009

The Fascism Continues

FDA now in control of tobacco.

Today's Top Topic

Palin vs. Letterman, still.

She is once again getting lampooned for not taking Letterman's joke even though liberal group NOW has spoken out against Letterman. I am not surprised by Letterman's joke and I'm not surprised by Palin's response, but aren't guys like Lauer pointless in all this?

What's The Soup Du Jour?

Heavy handed symbolism? Mmm...that sounds good. I'll have that.

Charles Darwin is...William Wallace. They'll never take our DNA!!! He's a hero, get it?
Fucking Christian trogolodytes are going to hate this shit.


Needs a buggy chase.

Enjoy This Utterly Pointless...Article?

I don't really care that this guy is an atheist, but I might punch him in the face for being a smug prick. And seriously, what if people had treated him poorly? He very obviously tackled this little "project" with the intent of inciting people. He probably equates this sort of action with a War Memorial. Fucking idiot.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Because I So Love Unions

that I'll pass this along:

Unions go bust spending so much to elect Barack.

Is "Marriage" What Is Important To Gay Marriage Supporters, Or Is It The So-called "Equality" Of It?

I think these comments by Diaz are very telling.

And now for my two cents:
Gay marriage supporters look at gay marriage only as a means to make things "fair", to elevate homosexual unions as something that is natural and equal to heterosexual marriage. The idea to recognize the differences between the two is seen as discriminatory. Both are the same to gay marriage supporters and society should reflect it as such, but what really is their opinion about marriage to begin with?
I wouldn't be surprised if it was rather low.

Friday, June 05, 2009