Barely Even News Anymore

Teens sent home from school for wearing American flag apparel on Cinco de Mayo. The best part is that every Mexican I know always laughs about how Cinco de Mayo is for white people and that they couldn't care less about the holiday. I have no doubt it was white students and teachers who complained.

P.S. How long before they make May 5 a national holiday? I'm sure somebody has this on their agenda already.

Iron Man 2 Review

Here

and

Here

Just in Case You Didn't Know

George Bush is responsible for the attempted Times Square job.

I Swear It's Not the Political Aspect

It's just that this Grindhouse bullshit always works better as a trailer than as a feature length deal, much like a Saturday Night Live skit. Still, it's a pretty sweet trailer.



I mean, in my perfect world pretty much everything has a Gatling gun strapped to it.

¿Habla Ingles?

No comment.

We Have No Choice!

We must tax television viewing for the sake of the children!

No Brainer Post Of The Year

Lieberman calls for all terrorists to have their citizenship revoked.

Science Fiction Defines Our Future Technology

Get The Hell Out Of The 401(k) Farce

Some freindly advice.

Does This Seem Like an Agenda Piece?

I'm so tired of this garbage. Just tax it already. I'm fully aware that the masses will eat this up with a spoon. For crying out loud, think of the children!

One of My All Time Favorites

You All Have Probably Seen This Already

But who cares, I'm posting it anyway.

Soy Jism!

Happy Friday

Your Higher Taxes Pay For My Healthcare.

The Stoning of Saraya M. Part 2

Enjoy this crock.

Man Dies From Internal Bleeding

After his friends put a live eel up his arse.

Schwarenegger Is A Total Fool

It 's stories like this that remind me why I stopped watching the news. I think I should go back to that way of thinking.

Friday Video

This Can't Wait For Friday.

I approve.


Here's more:


I don't know where exactly this is, but I'm assuming it's in L.A. somewhere because that's Chris Gore from Attack of the Show doing the filming and I'm pretty sure their studios are in L.A.

Gregalogue

Here is a description of SF and its Mayor that is so right on one could read it and never have to visit the city, but still smell the stink of it. I agree with one point, I use to love San Francisco. It's a city everyone should experience at least once. But it has become so much like Pleasure Island, that you can feel yourself turning into a Jackass.
Thanks to Miss Boom

What?!!

File under Least Shocking Thing Ever.

Big Fish, Little Fish

Here's a follow up to Blogust's big fish, little fish, red fish, blue fish post.

Uh Oh.

Looks like Blogust is suffering from a political relapse. Those rumors of a cure appear to be greatly exagerrated. A shame. Well, here's another log for the fire.

The Stoning Of Saraya M.

Just finished watching this movie in the watch instantly feature over at netflix and I thought it was great. Of course I am part of the converted, but as far as I am concerned, this movie should be required viewing by all. Especially women.

BTW: Rotten Tomatoes gave it 55%. I don't know what that says.
Either
A.) I wanted to like it
or
B.) Even Hollywood critics have their blinders on.
No matter, I know it was good.
Much better than Jesus Camp. :)

Government Intervention Will Always Allow The Big Fish To Eat The Little Fish...

Always!
I liken it to this whole retrofit bullshit down here in SLO. Every small shop has been squeezed out of downtown all in the name of earthquake prevention. CRAP!
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
And the road back is paved with humility

Is Anyone At All Saddened By This?

Seriously, anyone?

Young Americans

It took forever, but Pat Dollard's documentary is finally being released on Big Hollywood.
Here is episode 1
Episode 2 to be released soon.
WARNING: Shocking material

Sadly it's a bit disjointed and also a little boring. Oh well. Check it out anyway.

Stephen Hawking Has Officially Entered Storybook Land

What is the difference between this and the stories of anal probing told by trailer trash?

Obama Is A Moderate '70's Republican

so says Bill Maher.
Expect to hear this mantra a lot more in the future, people and not because Bill Maher said it, but because all liberals are saying it. Let's face it, Maher does not have a single original liberal thought in his head, but he delivers his opinion as if it were his own brain child.

Not so fast, Maher, I have been hearing liberals, including a co-worker of mine, comparing Obama to '70's Republicans for about a week now. Your show aired on Friday.

And the one Republican they hold him up to the most is Nixon. Saying Obama is more conservative than Nixon.

I don't get it? Why are these people so urgent to lump their beloved candidate with the Republicans? And why are they saying it in a fashion as if they too are Republicans but of the 70's variety? And lastly, why are they describing Nixon, their most hated Republican in history, as more liberal than Obama? It is hard to figure out the mind of the liberal, but I am sure their motivation is in there somewhere. Personally I think they are justifying Obama's bad policies with the old "he did it first" argument, but I am not quite sure about that.

Thoughts?

Just Fun To Look At

I saw this bit on Yahoo and got a kick out of it. Nothing major.

Video Fiday on Saturday

Saw these guys open for Motorhead about 7 years ago and then again in Portland.

Archie, Jughead And Now Their New Character... Giveshead!

Ok, not really but the comic is introducing a new gay character.

Jon Stewart Gets It Right

here

Happy Video Friday!

People Would Pay More Attention To Mother Earth If She Had Breasts

Wait, doesn't she have breasts? Do we not lie down in her bosom and feed off her glacial milk? Does not her Grand Tetons heave forth and capture our eye and make us blush?

(See, aren't those beautiful? and look, there is even a house between her cleavage)

Kinda gives you a woodie doesn't it?



Anyway, here is Sigourney Weaver warning us about taking acid and swimming in the ocean... or something like that.

There is Only One Answer

When will they just come out and say what they really want to say? If this planet is to survive, we must all be eradicated.

Sometimes...

...something comes along that just makes your day. This made mine. It counldn't have happened to a douchier network.

Help!

My company is having a big Earth Day to-do. I just spent an hour filling a seat during a Global Warming presentation given by a nature photographer who openly admitted to seeing glaciers as "creatures." So many magical moments.

Maybe We Should Submit This Blog?

http://www.mostawesomestthingever.com/

Whoa, Calm Down!

You Americans clearly read waaay too much into shit. We here at Muslim Nation are merely pointing out the possible correlation between depictions of Muhammed and getting your head cut off. Kind of like a Surgeon General's Warning on a pack of smokes. Geesh. Relax.

Texas Rock-a-Billy Rebel

Not Friday, but then again this isn't really a video.

Because It's Awesome

Take it Easy on the Justices!

Back in their day, they had to lug their suitcase sized cell phones to work 5 miles uphill in the snow. BTW, the article had me ROTFLOL. Whatever the hell that means.

New Game!

It's called Find the Terrifying Quote. I'll give you a hint. This game is only fun if your participation is voluntary.

This Is What Post-Racial Looks Like

Reason TV always has good stuff.

I'm Camping Out For This Film.

This is almost as good as Blogust's reimagining of the Laura Dern ice cream scene in Jurassic Park!

'Iron Man 2' Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors Gwenyth Paltrow Gets Punched In Face

Glorious.

I've actually had it up to here with Dirty Jobs and Deadliest Catch on Discovery and was all to ready to jam Mike Rowe and the dudes from Mythbusters into a rocket to the sun...until I saw this:



Those Mythbusters guys are still going, though.

Sell Your Soul To Do The Troll?

Nope. More like sell your soul to play a video game.

The title of this post is an inside joke. Sorry.

Just Because

Stick with it, it gets better.

There Is Just No Pleasing Women

Wow, the old saying was, the reason she didn't win is because she doesn't have a penis, but now it's reversed.

This May Sound A Little Over The Top For Some

but for me it's right on point.
I hope Voight runs. I'd vote for him.

You're Welcome

The Most Evil Video Combo On The Entire Internet

RIP Malcolm McLaren

Being a big Sex Pistols fan and a mild New York Dolls one, this means a little something to me.
For that I'll play my favorite Sex Pistols song.

Gay Jesus Play Back On In Fort Worth

Here is the article

Friday Video

Swiped this from Facebook.

Cows Good For The Environment

Fart away my tasty friends.

A New Dating Site Worth Checking Out

The Cougar life

Pic Of The Week

The Thin Red Line Get's #1 Movie Of The 90's?

Now I haven't seen this movie, but really?

The Unforgiven, L.A. Confidential and Goodfellas all came out in that decade and those are movies that people actually watched. I really don't know anyone who has seen The Thin Red Line. Anyone, that is, except for some hipster goober standing in line at the coffee shop not minding his own fucking business, listening into my conversation with Erock and chiming in with "The Thin Red Line is the best war movie ever! What should have won, Titanic?" (giggle snort)
"Fuck you, Faggot!" (I should have said that)

According to my netflix page I would give the movie 2 1/2 stars and with guys like Sean Penn and George Clooney starring in the movie, I'm not surprised.

Iraq War Plus Shakespeare

Equals Ralph Feinnes directorial debut

Women Can Really Brighten My Day

StarCraft 2 Beta Breakup - Watch more Game Trailers


Hilarious Girls Basketball Dunk Fail - Watch more Funny Videos

Wow England, You Are Awesome.

Another article from the file called "At Least We Aren't There Yet."

Oh Lord...

...does this sound bad.

Also, that video is rad.

Can You Fuck It?

Happy Good Friday Video

Everyone In Georgia Needs To See This

I can't believe the military dude keeps a straight face.

Senator Smalley

OK, so this is already hitting TV news outlets, therefore its nothing you probably have not seen. But I'm posting because I love the fact that Jason Mattera calls Al Franken "Senator Smalley" to his face.

Of course this kind of guerilla interviewing is totally harsh, but who cares, I think its funny.

My Take On Ricky Martin's Outing

What kinda of gay celeb are we going to get now that he is out, the NPH type, or the George Michael?

I say it's going to be this.

Michael Yon Says Hurt Locker Is A Bad Movie

What a bummer. I have read so many embeds from this guy and have totally respected his opinion and now I am wondering to myself, "was the Hurt Locker actually a bad movie?"

Sooo...

Is this real irony, or is the Alanis Morisette variety?

White Privilege.

That's right. Who here thought Sumo suits were harmless fun? Show of hands, please! I'm ashamed of everyone I know right now, because I know you all don't realize the serious nature of this overt racial cocksuckery. Bitches! You should be shackled...or have an atom bomb dropped on your neighborhood. Then maybe you'd understand! I wish I could get some sort of white privilege lobotomy.

I Gotta Say...

A government position renaming holidays really feels like my dream job. "Spring Holiday?" Weak. "Ultra Happy Funtime Friday!" I wanna get together with friends and family and consume the hell out of some products on that holiday! Or how about some pop culture referencing? "The Holiday Formerly Known as Christmas" anyone? Deck the halls right fucking now! I imagine the job would pay well and come with sweet pension too.

Fiday Vid

Another one of the these

Friday Vid

If you create a law, you create a new class of criminals, its simple logic.

All Bill is doing is asking a simple question: What government agency is going to enforce the mandatory insurance payment mandate?

Squirmy (Smug?) politician won't answer the question.

Fauxhemians?

I prefer doucheoisie.

I Would Watch The Hell Out Of This.

"Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" from Aaron Paul

Hey, Baron!

Apparently Cadillacs have a reverse accelleration problem.

Read Between The Lines

If there are people out there who still don't believe the AP is just a liberal rag then they are blind or just plain stupid. The tone of this article is so Fucking unbelievably slanted I wonder if the people who wrote it openly admit that they create news rather than report it.

Money quote for me is this
"To the loud foe on the right, it's a dreadful expansion of the nanny state."
Not to mention it's just a horribly bad idea that will eat itself alive down the road, but hey, what does the loud mouth foe on the right know anyway? Probably sitting on their big bags of money wondering how to screw the people over the next time.

Playing Music Again

It's been four years since I've picked up the bass and now I'm playing again. The last time I played I was in a band with BVM called the Del Lames, until I moved off to Portland. Too bad too, we had some fun shows. But now I am in a Turbonegro coverband and I'm psyched on it. I don't have to be creative, I just have to ROCK!!!
Here is one of our covers

Sunday Video

This is my new favorite Japanese animated series called BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad. It's about japanese kids starting a band and trying to make it big. This clip here shows the main character playing his first show onstage.

Ummmmmm....

Though I support the entusiasm, I think the Dad kinda went overboard with his "life lesson" lemonade stand.

Animal Holocaust Denier...

...is my new band name. Seriously, everybody in this article is deplorable, but I mostly posted it because of all the great "cause speak."

Because I'm An Engineer

This whole anti-Prius buzz just makes me very skeptical. I'm no lover of this car or the stereotypes associated with the people who buy it, but c'mon.

Let's see, our government owns GM and is also running probes into the dealings of the #1 US car maker. Hmmmm...

All cars sold in the US go through major testing by our Gov't before they can be sold here.

The whole "evil corporation" schtick wore thin a long time ago with me.

And on and on.

Anyway, I'll cross post this. The money quote is this one:

"In the 24 cases where driver age was reported or readily inferred, the drivers included those of the ages 60, 61, 63, 66, 68, 71, 72, 72, 77, 79, 83, 85, 89—and I’m leaving out the son whose age wasn’t identified, but whose 94-year-old father died as a passenger."

Did This Woman Find It's Logical Conclusion?

( I hope this is no joke) While the push in this country is to make people thin, she is striving to become the world's fattest.
And so I ask you this, is this woman's quest for fat due to that fact that fat is so easy to obtain, or because people are obsessed with the obese and she likes the attention? You decide.

Cocaine Users' Making Global Warming Worse

I post this only cause the quotes in the article are so glorious.

I Would Be Creeped Out By This If I Didn't Know That People Were Starting To Wake Up

Please Be Rad, Please Be Rad, Please Be Rad...

Stooges Headed For Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

Read it here

Green Zone Bombs

When will they ever learn.

Money qoute: "The moral of the story? If you’re going to trash America and the troops, use Smurfs."

TK-421

These aren't the boobs, er, droids we're looking for.

A Little Something...

...for the Battlestar Galactigeeks.

Obama To Ban Fishing

OK, so I overstated. And he probably won't. But the fact that environmentalist groups get to write all the proposals on stuff like this makes you wonder.

If this sport gets banned I can see a new sport popping up: Hunting for Hippies.

This Looks Watchable.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

A High Fiving Accident.

Okay, this guy is funny.

Blogust + Booze = What The Hell Am I Doing?

Got chewed out last night from a girl I stood up, went to Tonitas and fell on my ass on my walk back home. Woke up in pain and without my glasses. Tried to remember what happened and retraced my footsteps with my brother. He pretends to stumble around acting as if he were me from the night before and jars my memory. "I know why I lost my glasses" I yell "I fell down last night." Walk all over the streets looking for my glasses in the gutters, but to no avail. Now I am blind, hungover and wondering if I am going to kill myself with bad behaviour one of these days. I am in serious need of a spiritual enema.

I Guess...

...these guys make fairly creative videos.

Funny Cause It's True

Best ever?


Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

Hangoverless Alcohol???

Too good to be true?

Case For The Hurt Locker

It may seem small and possibly irrelevant, but one of the main reasons I am pulling for The Hurt Locker over Avatar for the award is this.

While Avatar depicts the military as an evil thuggish right arm of corporations who are willing to take innocent life just to make a profit, The Hurt Locker depicts military men as courageous, compassionate who put their lives on the line to save innocent life.

And since Avatar has been seen by a wider audience, The Hurt Locker will gain a lot more viewers if it wins the academy award and maybe, just maybe more people will see our military for who they really are.