I Don't Know Why People Say Hitler Was A Mean Guy...

He was always really nice to me.
I wont be watching anymore Oliver Stone movies. Not even the Doors.

What a Piece of...Work.

They announced this morning that they appear to have successfully plugged the oil spill in the gulf. So guess what happened then?

Pavlov's Dogs

I can't help to think that Chris Dodd blaming Bush for Gulf oil spill is more of a force of habit than anything else. Don Imus will have none of it.
BTW: I didn't know Chris Dodd retired. Where was the parade?

Orson Welles is(was) Awesome, Drunk.

Sooo...

Is this guy trying to get in my pants?



Cause it seems like he trying to get in my pants.

Hmm...

Silly Bandz. Obviously, they are unbearable distraction. I wonder if we're getting the whole story here. Sounds like the kids might be inadvertently learning a little about capitalism. Or maybe they promote individualism too much. Maybe some families can't afford $5 packs of Silly Bandz. Maybe the same families who can't (or won't) feed their kids lunch and then complain because the free cheese sandwiches schools hand out make their kids feel poor. This just feels like another symptom.

I Want To Feel Confident About This

but I don't

I'm So Glad...

...that after all these years we are finally able to extend an apology to the Muslim people for 9/11.

Update: What this guy said. I couldn't agree more. The Muslims who supposedly do not endorse radical Islam should not even be trying to do this. They claim to "understand." I believe they understand all too well.

Pure Onion Gold.

Be sure to stay for the very last line.

Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming

Awwwwww.

Who knew the robot apocalypse would be so adorable? I want one.



Now, somebody put a gun on that thing.

Another Panic Stricken Actor

What is it with these people? Is it emotion that makes them good actors or are they just echoing a prevailing thought? Jeremy Irons is the new Chicken Little.

Obama In Bed With Big Oil

I don't know if Palin's accusation is accurate, but it's funny how the tables are turned and it took a woman with star power to turn them.
Trust me, this will resonate.

BTW: I hate it when libs use the line "big oil" when referring to Bush's war or Conservatives who want offshore drilling and so I should condemn Palin for doing the same thing, but I won't.

UPDATE: Jindal says he's not going to wait for the Obama administration to act protecting the wetlands.
BP-Gate: 34 Days and Obama Still Lets Oil Giant Run Show (I love the title of that Rueters article)
I ask you this, in a race for sympathy and adoration who wins, Obama or Louisiana? Will people actually start turning on Obama for ignoring the Darling state, or will the previous emotional overflow cease for Louisiana for making Obama look bad. We'll see once that shit starts to really wash ashore. Any word from Sean Penn on the matter?

Another UPDATE: Palin's words all over the net.

The Story I'm Sure The White Yuppies Hope To Bury

What? Europe had it wrong? Say it aint so.
But they are older and so much wiser. How can this be?
Boo hoo hoo... Hold me, Francisco... Boo hoo hoo.

Tip My Canoe

I read that Dengue fever has made it's way to Key West and I though of this band.

Radio K at SXSW: Dengue Fever - "Tip My Canoe" from Radio K on Vimeo.

Friday Video

Tear jerker

Change Style - Don't Follow Your Leader

Pink Hitler

Sorry. I couldn't help myself from posting the Obama logo.

When Hollywood Makes Sense To Me

No whining, no blame games, no new calls for laws that would put a strain on the American people. If Hollywood really cared about the causes they so often shout about then they should roll up their sleaves, pony up the cash and lead by example.
I say, good job, Costner.

And if these machines work, Costner stands to make a shitload of money and I say good on that too.

Zombie Time

No pics this time, but it is 'Draw Mohammed Day' and so I will post his article.

Ok, Who Blew Valerie Plames Cover Again?

Oh that's right, it was Richard Armitage. Colin Powell's right hand man and no friend to Cheney.
And was Richard Armitage arrested for the leak? (A perfectly arrestable offense according to the news media over and over again.)
No he was not. He wasn't even indicted.
And so why do people keep using language like this?

"It's a dramatization of the life of ex-CIA agent Valerie Plame, whose cover was blown (and anti-weapons-of-mass-destruction career ruined) as payback for her diplomat husband, Joe Wilson, publicly refuting the Bush administration's justifications for the Iraq War."

I hate Sean Penn

Mom Stages Mock Arrest On Her 5 Year Old Son For Playing With Matches

As a result the state has decided to stage a mock intervention and pretend to take her child away from her. Ok, not really, but this woman is an ass.