Friday, September 28, 2012

I'm Sorry, How Much?


Dear Mom,
$18,000? Sorry, but you're daughter's kind of a ho-bag. Please don't tell Dad. I don't think his heart could take it.

Sincerely,
Reality

Friday, September 21, 2012

Let's Talk About Your Big Butt, Obama

Here's Obama taking the blame for not living up to his promises to make sweeping immigration reform, while at the same time calling it John McCain's fault. And while I agree that McCain's a dueche, that's not taking responsibility for your failure. What he should have said is that "I couldn't grant amnesty to all illegal aliens living in the United States because the majority of the people are against it and it would have hurt my chances for re-election." Of course, he's talking to a hispanic news forum, so he's just pandering anyway. The big point is, this guy has never admitted to anything without a disclaimer. A "butt" if you will.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

You're Welcome


This is Awful

What a bunch of horseshit. Parents being interrogated and even arrested for letting their children play outside? I think you should be able to punch your neighbor in the face if they call CPS because your kids are outside. This country doesn't stand a chance, does it?