Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Kerry Sticks His Foot In It, Again

John Kerry made a comment yesterday that got quite a few people's panties in a bunch. Including lefty Bloggers. Check out the video here. Kerry is now claiming that he wasn't talking about our troops, but about Pres. Bush. To be quite honest when I read the quote, I thought he was talking about Bush. When I heard the quote, well it sounded a little different. Overall, I still think he was talking about the President, but no matter. I am still happy about the shit storm. This wouldn't have been the first time he said something like this and now I will just sit back and enjoy watching him squirm.

Update:Bush Speaks Out Against Kerry's Comments I think Bush knows that Kerry was talking about him, but since Kerry was ripping on Bush to begin with, then of course Bush is going to extend the same courtesy. Priceless.

Surprise, Surprise!

Turns out Angelina Jolie is a dumb-ass too. Maybe this will begin to show celebrities just how tricky it can be to offer aid to underdeveloped countries. Probably not, though. You know Sean Penn is going to come out and accuse Bush of staling Jolie's money.

Celebrities Are Not Only Better Than You. They're Smarter.

So Brad Pitt almost runs over a bunch of drunks in Amsterdam and naturally comes to the conclusion that everyone in the world hates Americans. I'm not saying that it might not be true that we aren't the most popular country going right now, but I hardly think a bunch of hammered guys spilling out of a bar in the middle of the night constitutes the most accurate portrait of world views on the subject. By the way, I never knew how much Brad and I had in coming. I, too, like to pick up a bike in every country I go to and take a midnight ride. For the record, I'm pretty sure Brad means motorcycle here. Just like me. Vroom! Vroom!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Let the free market decide

More Big-Government bullshit here.

Seems that government just loves creating more criminals in their never ending quest to make our lives "safer" by taking away our choices.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Screw You, A-Holes! I'm Boomer!

They All Look So Happy!

The cats totally deserve it. Freaking Hellspawn cats.

Mark Steyn For Video Friday

This guy has been appearing on talk radio a lot lately and I really like the way he thinks. I also like the way he is able to put his argument together. He appeared on Hot Air with Michelle Malkin for an interview which I have posted.
Part 1
Part 2
It starts off slow and you have to listen to giggling Michelle but it picks up as it goes. Now I like Michelle's site, but she can be downright schmarmy marmy ( if that is a word) and she also is obssessed with border security, which of course she has to bring up during this interview. Nevertheless, I think Mark Steyn is great. Have fun.

Why The Hubbub?

Some parents are just too over protective. Sheesh.

Panties? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Panties!

I've noticed that this site is becoming less and less political which makes me think that the terrorists have won. But then I think, "Well shit, they probably just wanted it more." Anyway, this hot piece is Bianca Gascoigne. I have no idea who she is, but if you're wondering what her bagina looks like, feel free to oggle it here. Silly girl, don't you know the Paparazzi are always watching? Thanks Paparazzi! Bitch needs to think about waxing that crack, though.

Happy weekend, bagina lovers!!!

Get With The Program, People!

If you are not already watching Battlestar Galactica, you should start, like right...now.

Happy Friday, Blog-ust!

When Will People Learn?

Crime does not pay.

"Let's make an example out of him."
(from CollegeHumor)

Here you go, Blog-ust!

It's your favorite American Idol cast off, Kelly Pickler! The song is pretty bad, but there is a part where she shows up at a football field in red high heels and I'm pretty sure she ends up getting gang banged by all the guys playing football, but I had to turn it off because I am at work. Let me know how it turns out. I can't wait to get home. Bitch is fine, yo.

No Explanation Necessary

Those crazy Inuits.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Can't Remove Hollywood From The Governator

Arnie annoys me more and more these days. Here is an article that spells out one of his liberal talking points.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Bad Ass!

Wow. Totally came by this accidentally, and I couldn't be happier. Enjoy!

Friday, October 20, 2006

Just A Little Story

I have been wanting to write about an incident that happened some time back for a while now, but I have been so busy lately that I never had an opportunity. Now I do. Super!

I think you all know by now that my favorite watering hole is an Ethiopian place called Jarra's. I have blogged about this place before. HELL! I think I have called each one of you while getting drunk there before. Remember? Do you guys remember when I do that? Huh? Do you?
I guess you can call me a regular at Jarra's. I mean really. I am like Norm from "Cheers" at this bar, but instead they say "Blogust" when I walk in. Over the past 8 months I have naturally been able to meet other Norms at Jarra's. And we all run tabs like Norm and we drink beer like Norm and talk about work and get fat like Norm and yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, every regular at this bar knows where I stand on politics. Mostly because I like to shout it to the moon. (or is it howl it to the moon? No idea, but I get off on it that is for sure.)

One of the regulars at this bar is named Collette and she is Lesbian and she likes to argue with me. (by the way, her being a lesbian is important to this story). So she is a lesbian and she likes to argue with me, but not in a bad way. In a good way, if there is such a thing. You know, like lets agree to disagree type stuff. So just recently she brought up the whole Foley affair, which I really don't care about, and started making claims that Republicans are hypocritical with their family values, and how Foley was on some Family values committee or some shit and that he just proves how full of shit the whole party is and blah blah blah.
So I say "The difference between Republicans and Democrats is this. When a Republican is caught with his pants down he will resign...usually. A Democrat will take it to court." Of course one has to back up such a claim and so I mentioned Gary Studs. The Democrat Congressman who wasn't busted e-mailing a page like Foley, but actually having sex with a 17 year old page back in 1983 and then went on to be re-elected. You know what she said? "At least it was with a girl!" Isn't that funny? I'll let you guys chew on that for awhile. Those are moments we pray for.

By the way, the page wasn't a girl.

Hey, its Video (game) Friday

OK, my video post today is 25 minutes long, but its well worth the watch.

In keeping with Kingly's video game theme, I giver you South Park's take on World of WarCraft.
World (of WarCraft)

Oh yeah, you have to watch parts 1, 2, and 3.

There Goes My Hip Again.

I think maybe I'll take up wittling, cause I am obviously too old for video games. How does this possibly work? Aren't you supposed to be drunk when you play Madden? Someone's gonna get an eye put out.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Arrested Development Season 3 review

I just watched AR season 3 and I think it officially jumped the shark. I know everyone was saying Fox was crazy for cancelling this series, and before I saw the final season I agreed. I almost bought into the "America keeps Everybody Loves Raymond and dumps Arrested Development thats how dumb we as a society have become" talk, but now I realize that this final season had to go regardless of our overall IQ. Maybe businesses that are driven by money do know what they are doing. Just thought you'd all like to know.

Neeeiiilllll Hammmbbbuuurrrggggeeeerrrr!!!!! America's Funny Man

I couldn't embed this, but I wanted to post it anyway.
That's My Life

They Should Have Seen If The Glove Fit up His Ass!

For those of you, including myself, that said all along that this a-hole is dying to confess. Why hasn't someone cut this prick's head off yet? Don't be eating when you read this, you will totally gavomit.

Remember To Shuffle Your Feet!

Looks like we got a good old fashioned man against nature war here. Too bad they don't make good coats, or we could cull the population.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Monday, October 16, 2006

Super Charged!

For the Charger Fans! (Which should be everyone.) I just read this on ESPN.

Chargers dealing Tomlinson?
San Diego is offering up LaDainian Tomlinson to the highest bidder. The star back has played his way into Marty Schottenheimer's doghouse with his continued insistence on breaking long touchdown runs instead of sticking to his coach's ball control philosophy with nice, simple, 3- to 4-yard, clock-eating rushes that eventually lead to punts and the opportunity to pin opponents back in their own territory.

Friday, October 13, 2006

For Fools

Here's my Friday submission fool!

And this one. There are a bunch to choose from.

How Do They Blend Their Margaritas?

Savage. Those must be some really nice photos of Rummy's family. Thanks for sending this, CJ.

Words Cannot Explain

Navy Seal awarded the Silver Star.
Black Five has a take.
Since the memorial was in San Diego I will link the Union-Tribune

I Need A Roller Skating Monkey! Now!

665,000? More Like 50,000

A medical journal called the Lancet posted a study that claims 665,000 Iraqi civilians have died since 2003. I find this number to be shocking. Not because of the loss of life, but because of what appears to be a blatant mishandling of the truth. Are we to believe that Iraq has lost more people during this war than the U.S. has ever lost in any of the wars it has fought? Are we also to believe that all the headines of 18-30 deaths were extremely inaccurate and that the real count is 770 lives a day? That is quite a margin of error.

But already, the Oregonian is running this report on its frontpage and I am sure SF Comical is doing the same thing. On December of '05, Bush announced that Iraq had lost 30,000 civilians and currently, according to Micheal Medved, the Iraqi Government puts the count at 50,000. Could they both be so wrong?

Iraq the Model has something to say about the Lancet.

It's Friday!

You've got to love you some Mr. Show!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

For Fans Of The Office.

Or even if you're not. The point about the celebrity sex list is classic. I've thought of that myself. Sorry for the poor quality.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I Am Not Afraid To Say It "These Recruits Are Braver Than Me"

NY Times has recruiting numbers for '06. I got this link over at Mudville Gazette. He points out that this story was buried on page 19 in the print version.

Good-bye, Tower Records!

Oh! My Hip!

We're Next!


Phil Angelides, What An Idiot

I just got a very nice, glossy, 4 page fold out in my mailbox. I assume other Californians reading this got one today too.

Its from Phil Angelides, the Democatic candidate for governor this year. All it shows is 4 pages of pictures with Bush and Arnold together. That's pretty much it. No where does it say ANYTHING about Angelides. Not who he is, what he stands for, or any plans he may have. NOTHING!

This twerp is going to get his ass demolished at the polls. One of the many reasons is that he's a classic bash Bush liberal. His brain dead, no plan thinking goes something like this:

"If I just chant 'Bash Bush' then I'll get elected. Oh, wait... I'm not running against Bush, I'm running against Arnold. Oh well, same thing, no?"

Getting his flyer in the mail today has made me laugh harder than I have in days. I went to his web site to get more of his BS so that my euphoria would continue, and wouldn't you know it, this is linked on his front page.

CBGBs too eh?

My favorite club, The Ivy Room, just closed a month ago. Sucks because it is basically right next to my house.

I've been to CBGB's. The place is a hole. But, hey, its an institution. Much like the Ivy Room was.

Dunno if I like the idea of a CBGB's in Vegas with slot machines. But hell, The Ramones are so over marketed now that it just makes sense.

Hey Ho Let's Go

You Don't Have To Like Sports...

...to appreciate these classic bloopers.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Colbert 'o8

Man was I wrong about this guy. Stephen Colbert interviews Amy Goodman, uber lefty and founder of Democracy Now, and just rips her a new one. I like that, because it shows that he is willing to take on anyone and recognizes comedy is not pretty. For me, he can do all the Bush bashing he wants and I wont care so much. Now I might actually listen to what he has to say.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Not That's A Tagline!

I like my beer cold, my music loud and my homosexuals flaming!

Update: Why'd you change it back, ass face!

Double update: Attaboy.

You Have To Have Seen This.


Scrubs On Relationships.

Damn It, Glarg! You Turned Off The Cloaking Device Again!

99.9999999% chance this is a hoax, but it's still pretty cool. I, for one, would like to welcome our alien overlords to Earth.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Am I The Only One...

...who thinks that tagline at the top there makes us sound like a bunch of faeries here on blog-ust? Some velvet morning when I'm straight...? What the hell? Has anyone here ever even met a Phedra?

Here's Your World.

Well, they made Charlize Theron look like a fat, trailer trash serial killer, so who knows?

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Effing World.

At this point I'm sure all or most of you have heard about the horrible tragedy that occured at the Amish schoolhouse in Pennsylvania as well as the shooting and assault in a Colorado high school over the last week. I find myself torn as to whether I'm glad these terribly deranged men took their own lives or were killed by police at the scene, thereby speeding up the process, or whether I would like them to face justice. Sadly, I would go for the former since we in this country are not allowed to treat the truly wicked in the manner they deserve. Could you imagine scores of people marching to save this "poor man who obviously cracked under the pressure of an unhealthy upbringing and the burdens society had placed upon him." Down with the death penalty? I think not. Those poor families. I'm not a big prayer guy, but sometimes you just have to.

I wrote this a couple of days ago, and I wasn't sure I was going to post it. Then I came across the following bit of information and realized there are even more people who need the death sentence, even if they are not committing an actual crime.

Radical Baptist group plans to picket Amish funeralsBy Mario F. CattabianiINQUIRER STAFF WRITER
HARRISBURG - Members of a radical Baptist church plan to picket at the funerals of five Amish girls slain in Lancaster County Monday, believing God is punishing Pennsylvania for the sins of Gov. Rendell.
Word of the protests prompted Rendell today to issue a public plea for everyone, including members from the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas, to respect the privacy at the funerals planned for tomorrow and Friday.
"I am asking everyone, the people from the church in Kansas, I am asking everyone to please observe the Amish religious tradition and the Amish desire to carry out their funerals in utmost privacy," Rendell said. "Do not try to intrude on their privacy at probably the most terrible moment of tragedy the Amish community has had in its history here in America and Pennsylvania."
The Topeka church announced its intentions on its Web site, GodHatesFags.com.
The church has gained national prominence for picketing at the funerals of American soldiers. They say God is punishing America for its tolerance of gays.
In a rambling news release interspersed with fiery Bible passages, the church said the girls were killed "in punishment for Gov. Ed Rendell's blasphemous sins" against Westboro Baptist. It cited two news media interviews the governor gave soon after he signed legislation this summer banning demonstrations at services for military personnel.
It went on to say that the church "is continuing to pray for even worse punishment upon Pennsylvania."
Asked about the church's view that he brought on this tragedy, Rendell responded, "They are insane."
"This is the same logic that says that we are losing American soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan because there are too many gays in America," he added.
Rendell said he has been in contact with one of the elders in the Amish community "to see if they want state police presence in case the church demonstrates." He said he plans to reach out to elders again later this morning for an answer.
The governor said he would not do anything "that the Amish community doesn't want." One option, he said, is to make sure that if there is a demonstration, it is "far enough away so they don't interfere with the privacy of the funerals."
Last month, church members protested at a funeral home in London, Ky., where a service was being held for a soldier. They shouted and held signs that read "America is doomed," "Thank God for 9/11," "You're going to hell" and "Thank God for dead soldiers."

Teach Your Children Well?

Seriously? First they come out with an energy drink called "cocaine," and now this ad is supposedly showing up in local mags in New York. This is the first I've seen it, though, so it could be a hoax. I doubt it, though.
Crystal Meth is so predominent in the gay community these days that I guess if you find this ad offensive you are probably a homophobe. Homophobe!

Stock Up On Soap You Fools!

I love this representation of the possible bird flu epidemic, but it leaves out some important things. First of all Lee (who you'll notice is an [evil] businessman) was infected by a monkey, that itself was infested by Global Warming (pictured above). Then monkey was then sold to a pet shop in the United States by Patrick Dempsey. The bird flu went airborne in a movie theatre, and if not for the heroics of Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding Jr., many innocent people would have been bombed to oblivion by our evil, heartless rulers here in the U.S. Sadly, Hoffman and Gooding Jr. have thus far been unable to stop Global Warming, so everybody's going to die anyway.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

More Bad News For MSM

The Dow Jones broke an intraday record today while oil prices dropped. The previous record was set on Jan. 14th 2000 before the dot com crash. Hmmmm...all of this and right before an election? I wonder how the MSM is going to spin it.?

Newsweek Abroad

I thought this was pretty a interesting cover of Newsweek. Gateway Pundit has the story. I am beginning to wonder if anti-american sentiment was created by the media or if the media is just giving its customers what they want.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Video Monday

Sorry, I didn't post on Friday. I guess today will have to do. I spent the weekend watching Betty Boop cartoons (I know very exciting) and this one made me laugh. What do you think? The beginning of PETA?