Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Stock Up On Soap You Fools!


I love this representation of the possible bird flu epidemic, but it leaves out some important things. First of all Lee (who you'll notice is an [evil] businessman) was infected by a monkey, that itself was infested by Global Warming (pictured above). Then monkey was then sold to a pet shop in the United States by Patrick Dempsey. The bird flu went airborne in a movie theatre, and if not for the heroics of Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding Jr., many innocent people would have been bombed to oblivion by our evil, heartless rulers here in the U.S. Sadly, Hoffman and Gooding Jr. have thus far been unable to stop Global Warming, so everybody's going to die anyway.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Great picture. Is that Craner Lantok?

Maximum Colossus said...

Yes, and he's battling a dirty skygina.