Thursday, August 30, 2012

Facts Be Brutal

I like this chick. Nice dig at the end by the way.

Today's Word is "Back"

As in, I'm back from vacation. Or as in this new Obama support campaign my favorite liberal friend posted on Facebook.

Methinks we may not be friends much longer as I had to point out that The One appears to be walking away in 2012 and I like that.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

I've Completely Had It!

Thank you MC for starting up this blog again 'cause I've just reached my boiling point.  A facebook friend (who actually is a friend and great person) posted this as if its fact and then ranted and raved about how bigoted and stupid Akin is.

What part of "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record" don't you understand??

Even worse, a bunch of people piled on.  Talk about gullible.

I wanted to post this as my response article:

But I posted this seeing as it would be a site most of those knuckleheads "read":

Hey look, I've figured out to link to the facebook thread I'm talking about:

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

They Are Starting To Panic

Can you feel it?  I don't know about you guys, but some of the most ardent liberals on my facebook have been going post crazy recently.  One in particular posted this picture today. 

This is not the first time he has used his post to remind us all how glorious it is to be liberal.  But is it a reminder or is it pleading?

Here's the Problem.

This is why the left is able to lean on class warfare in their campaigns. And there really is no way to defend it, to be honest.

Recently, at my job, my department had an all hands event. It was on site, during working hours (although many people had to adjust their hours to attend and everyone ended up having to leave during the heart of rush hour) and it was pleasant enough, but it wasn't any kind of company party. You see, when the economy went bad, they cancelled our holiday (Christmas!) party and our summer picnic, so now we have this nice big, silly gathering that cuts into our workday (that's a bad thing for a lot of us) once a year and that's basically it. We also have team builders for each of our smaller teams. These usually include going to Dave & Busters for a taco bar and some games or some other such type of thing. And those are nice as well, but they are not the same thing as the nice celebrations we used to have. So for the last two years during these department get togethers, they run photos of each team's team builders on a couple of monitors while everyone is eating their tacos (always tacos) so you can see how much fun we all have together. But they also show photos from our department's management team team builder and let me just tell you that it's the most tone deaf display you will ever see. These parties are for roughly 50-75 people and the tab clearly soars into 6 figures. It's insulting to show these photos to people who make a tiny fraction of what management makes and never have a chance to share in the extravagances that management indulges in. I'm not saying it's wrong that management spends that kind of money on their own celebrations either, though it is easy to make the argument. I'm saying that if you decide that on top of your high 6 figure salary, you need the company to foot the bill for your James Bond themed pat-on-the-backfest, you probably shouldn't flaunt it so egregiously in front of "the help."

Help Me Out Here

So, without naming names, here is a post lifted straight off of Facebook that I just had to share:

They haven't even been letting us vote for a hundred years yet, and they can take our right to vote away pretty easily if we don't pay attention. All it takes is a lot of money in the wrong offshore accounts. Please vote ladies! We have a lot of work to do!

Attached was this link:

Can someone explain this to me? At first I thought she was referring to the Voter ID law, but the claim is that that particular law targets minorities. And then she clearly invokes the "ladies" out there to vote, so that coupled with the link appears to imply this is about women's voting rights. The mention of offshore accounts implicates Romney. So, what I'm getting is that this person believes Romney intends to take away women's voting rights, and that if he wanted too, it'd be easy. That has to be what she's saying, right? My God, it's like the Obama campaign is able to inject their ads directly into her brain.

Monday, August 13, 2012


This from The Onion. Doesn't even feel like a humor piece. Kind of gave me goosebumps. Good ones.

Way to Drum Up Interest, Media

So, police try to evict a man in Texas and he ends up shooting severals officers and bystanders, killing one officer and one civilian before being taken out himself. So, first thing the media does ia make sure to mention-in the headline no less-that the incident took place "near" the Texas A&M campus. Because that is somehow relevant to the story. This is America; Pretty much everything that happens in any city or reasonably sized town is going to happen "near" a school. Then they go on to note how this happened in the wake of the mass shootings in Aurora, Colorado and the Sikh Temple in Wisconsin. Wow, that is a bit of a stretch. The motivation for this shooting doesn't exactly fall in line with the motivation for the others. And the local news reports that it "appears" he was using automatic weapons. That is just some solid hysteria building there, media. Way to report the news. Seriously, is there some sort of media agenda app for this kind of story?

Why Does the Dog Parkour?

Why does the caged bird sing? I bet that dogs scores insane amounts of tail. Pulls fine bitches left and right. Seriously, is it possible for a dog to be a douchebag? I hope Parkour Dog is in the next James Bond movie.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Palin Nails This One!

I don't care what people say. Palin was a great choice for McCain and I have a feeling that she will do whatever she can to make sure we do't lose this election. It will be sort of a grudge match for her, but it will also be her time to show that she was right in her beliefs.  She has another shot to bring the victory home for us and she will be all in.  Though there were rumors that the Romney camp helped sabotage her campaign four years ago (I'm not sure if it's true), Palin will be out for blood this election.  Her words on California are spot on.

The Munsters!

America's comback team!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Paul Ryan for Veep

I'm all in for this one. Paul Ryan was the guy I was hoping for all along. The guy is smart, articulate and charismatic. When the entire country gets to see this guy on the podium, it's going to make things very hard on the left. They will do their best to demagogue the guy to death, but with a National platform it's going to be much harder than it was when they were running ads depicting him pushing old people off of a cliff. I'm pretty jazzed right now!

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

I'm Voting for Jenn Daniels

So, this is a pretty interesting article about a CEO for an energy company who tried to solicit a town council member in Arizona's vote in return for all kinds of favors. She promptly turned him in and he ended up making silly excuses and finally resigning his position. At first, I thought her motivation might be that he sent it to an oft reviewed e-mail account, so she may have just been covering her ass. But I looked up Jenn Daniels and she looks to be a conservative council member who has done her share to fight taxes and overspending in her community, so this seems to fall right in line with her actions thus far. I want to move to Gilbert and vote for Jenn Daniels.

Saturday, August 04, 2012

I Love This Story

What makes this hilarious is not that NBC ran this commercial right after reviewing Gabby Douglas, but that television viewers made a likely connection.  If I was Gabby Douglas would I be upset at NBC or the enraged masses?

Actually I would be mad a Bob Costas for saying, 'There are some African American girls out there who tonight are saying to themselves: "Hey, I’d like to try that too."

Every girl on the planet could be inspired. Why did you only mention black girls, Costas? This is so stupid on so many levels.  Good job, NBC. Good job, masses. You suck, Costas.

Homosexual Protests Are So Gay

I swear the gay community has zero imagination.  Seriously, a Kiss-In at Chik-Fil-A? The gay community fears they are not accepted and so they protest by acting unacceptable. It happens once a year and naturally we accept it. ironic.

Hmmm am I being honest when I say we accept it? I'm sorry, homosexuality is freaking gross. On the same level of gross as a brother and sister kissing type gross.  I instinctively cringe when I see it and a Kiss-In at Chik-Fil-A is really a dumb idea.  This protest will backfire.  It will not sway minds.

What do I really want to say. I am still fully against "gay marriage." I'm not in the "Wrath of God" corner on the issue, but I still hold to the idea that gay marriage will never be seen as the same as traditional marriage. Pretending the two are the same is silly and damaging to an important institution.  Being a bachelor I know that marriage is seen by society as the better choice.  I agree with this position.  Marriage is more important than bachelorhood. There is no comparison.

I say this, have the ceremony, exchange vows and rings in front of loved ones.  Start a life, have a... ummm... family. Live together and die together.  I see beauty in all of that, but don't call it marriage. Call it what it is, gayrriage. Get gayrried and be happy.

You Can Have Morgan But Not Clint!

I am going to post my all time favorite Eastwood flick.  It represents everything I love.  Killing Gene Hackman, a fat man, and sparing a jew all while drinking whisky. Of course this story helps in my love.

Friday, August 03, 2012


I guess this Phelps character is not as lazy and washed up Hollywood style as everyone thought. I suppose it makes for better media to break him down so he can rize again. Good job, media! Well, we have taken over China in the overall medal rankings! USA! USA!

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Here's Another One

Facebook Liberals

I'm not going to be able to do much blogging until school is done, but I will be able to copy and paste all the lefty crap showing up on my facebook feed from my "friends." That should be good for a laugh.  Anyway, the picture above is the first installment. It came from a facebook friend and yet I don't even know who she is. Do you guys have friends on facebook you don't recognize?

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Oh Yeah, and the Olympics are on!

America, fuck yeah!

Our little girls beat the Russian little girls in gymnastics.

Our septagenarian women's volleyball team is kicking ass! Sad to watch those hot Czech girls lose, though. So torn.

The best archer in the world blows the Gold for the US (that's how I saw it anyway), but silver is nice.

I wish we were better at small racquet/paddle sports because I really want to enjoy ping pong (up your table tennis) and badminton more. Seriously, have you watched any badminton? Kind of ridiculous.

Phelps is good this year, not great. Too famous. Famous makes you lazy. My opinion.

Those are my most astute current observations.

Chik-fil-a Fiasco

And I just have to say that this Chik-fil-a situation drives me crazy. The way the media reports that Chik-fil-a backs Anti-gay Christian groups is so misleading and awful. They are not anti-gay Christian groups, they are merely Christian groups. They are not defined by their stance on homosexuality. I'm not linking Hot Air, but I'm sure you saw the quick piece they wrote on how Liberals so intolerant. Good stuff. I love that the impromptu Support Chik-fil-a Day appears to be a success and I applaud Chik-fil-a themselves for not outwardly trying to capitalize on this, but instead trying to rise above it.

Man, it's nice to get this stuff off my chest. Wait until I tell you about the girl I know who compared Voter ID Laws to Jim Crow. So much to talk about. Come on, who's with me?!

It's Time to Get Back to Business!

I can't take much more of the conservative bashing I get on Facebook without anywhere to vent. So let's get this started!

A lot of people are calling this indoctrination. You know, because glass houses.