America, fuck yeah!
Our little girls beat the Russian little girls in gymnastics.
Our septagenarian women's volleyball team is kicking ass! Sad to watch those hot Czech girls lose, though. So torn.
The best archer in the world blows the Gold for the US (that's how I saw it anyway), but silver is nice.
I wish we were better at small racquet/paddle sports because I really want to enjoy ping pong (up your table tennis) and badminton more. Seriously, have you watched any badminton? Kind of ridiculous.
Phelps is good this year, not great. Too famous. Famous makes you lazy. My opinion.
Those are my most astute current observations.