Friday, May 30, 2008

Fair And Balanced

Now that McClellan is going around promoting his new lefty stroke book, I think it is only fair to give both sides of the story.

Here is McClellan on Olbermann last night


Here is Karl Rove on O'Reilly

5/08 Turning Out To Be Safest Month Since War Began

Before 8 months ago the average death rate throughout the war was roughly 2.5 American Soldiers a day. The last 8 months has averaged 1.13 a day and May '08 is so far standing at 0.6 a day. Lets pray it lowers 0.0 a day by the end of next month.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Everything's Alright

Watched Jesus Christ Superstar last night and this was my favorite song.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Looks Like A Winner

The scene is about emotionality.

You Make The Call

Czech President, Vaclav Klaus, compared the environmentalist "idealogy" to the USSR. To be clear he wasn't comparing the act of protecting a stream or river or improving the quality of air to the USSR, but the idealogy of environmentalism itself.
Here is an interview he did a year ago. I would like to show his most recent, but I can't find it.

Now read this article which insists that obesity leads to global warming.
So what do they suggest we do? Use Stalin like tactics to get people thinner?

Nevermind the fact that atheletes eat twice as much and ride in planes daily. Nevermind the politicians who ride in planes and drive around in motorcades, or the business man who has eetings between SF and New York, or the work-outaholics who eat and eat and eat, but use the gym to shed the weight using electricty to run their lifecycle, or the sales rep who flys once to twice a month... etc. No, no, no, it is the fat people... only. All this and we still don't even know whether global warming is even an issue. But the article has concluded that global warming is real and fat people are part of the problem.

Front Page

Nice. Wait, I thought we weren't going to be seeing the effects of climate change for 8 years. Covering all their bases again, I guess.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

Okay, I'm Man Enough To Admit It!

The new picture at the top of the page gives me a boner.

This Video... all about the soundtrack.

Church Of Green

We all toyed with this idea before, but I thought I should still post it.

New Indy's Out.

And in honor of that...this:
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It's no "Stars Wars" by Bill Murray:

But still pretty good.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Another One Bites The Dust.

Another San Diego area beach has declared a beach ban on alcohol consumption. I'm kind of tired of crying over the beach ban and I had prepared myself for it for years, but I do have a problem with the geriatric view the media has on the subject. Here's the article on Del Mar's new ban (which you might notice was put into effect at such a late date that the public can not possibly petition to have it overturned before this holiday weekend. Here are a couple of my favorite excerpts:

"In January, the San Diego City Council adopted a one-year trial ban on alcohol at coastal parks and beaches, ending a privilege that most coastal cities in the county had eliminated years ago. "

This is commonly mentioned in any news piece regarding bans, as in the idea of drinking on the beach is such an archaic notion that it boggles the mind people could have been living that way for so long. No note is made of how nearly every ban on every beach had been strongly opposed until the city powers that be were able to wear down the opposition with constant legislation, forcing the people to petition every couple of years and then reiterate their stance through voting.

"Young adults began showing up and putting kegs of beer inside tents erected on the beach. They organized drinking games like those seen on videos of college students gone wild during spring break."

Um, yeah, I think it's safe to say that the writer here is at least 80 years old and would like you to vacate their lawn post haste.

This Seems Pretty Cool...

...but this monkey actually sucks pretty bad at Pacman.

And don't you hate it when you're playing Pacman and some dumb bitch keeps pointing at the screen and shouting "Ooh, get those cherries!?" No shit, lady. That chimp should have ripped her arm off and beat her bloody with it.


Oh man, the suspense was killing me. I'm glad that's over.

This will not shock you.

S.F. Imposes Pollution Fee

Why? Well they admit that it wont do anything to prevent global warming, but it will get us thinking in the right direction. Aint that sweet?


McCain invited three candidates over for an Arizona BBQ.
Mitt Romney
Bobby Jindal
and Charlie Crist
Is one of these three guys going to be McCain's runningmate?
If so then I am pulling for Bobby Jindal.

If you never heard Jindal speak, well here you go.

My Two Cents

I have an idea and goes like this: you know the surge is working when lefties start worrying about Iran.

2-3 years ago when Iraq was in total chaos, left wingers were poopooing the idea that Iran was a legitimate threat despite the evidence that they were selling weapons to insurgents, leading sponsor of Hamas and Hezbollah, killing our troops and enriching uranium. Today, their tune has changed. Now THEY are saying that Iran is in fact a threat and that WE (a.k.a. Bush Administration) have been ignoring Iran and that the Iraq war has made them more powerful. Why the change of heart? I say it is because the surge is working and they know it. There is less and less to complain about everyday in Iraq and that is not good for those who want to point out the bad and blame it on Bush. So they switched gears and are now focusing in on Iran.

The surge is working, thank God. We know it and the left knows it too. I will leave you with this.

That is how I see it anyway.

Cool Video

I may have posted this before. Can't remember.
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Not The Onion.

I like 'em cause I love 'em. Yep, that about sums it up.

Paris Roadway-Colored Highway

Horrific 120-Car Pileup A Sad Reminder Of Princess Diana2019s Death

I Can't Find A New Picture

and I am running late. So this will have to do for today.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Is It Safe To Say There Is No Consensus?

31,000 American scientist signed a petition rejecting the claim that human being are responsible for global warming. Whether or not any of them are credible scientists is something else, but 31,000 seems like a high number to me. There has got to be a couple people on the list who are respected in the science community.

Friday, May 16, 2008

My Friday Vid

Miss Boom, please put this on our queue. :-)

It's The...

...end of the world as we know it.


I seriously doubt any of these fresh-faced young beauties could offer the same level of customer service as a mean old lady or a flamboyant homo. Good riddance to the days of smiling hotties and all the peanuts you could eat, I say.

My Two Cents - Activist Judges?

Let me start off by saying that though I don't much like the idea of Gay Marriage, if it were on the ballot I would probably vote to allow it. With that said, what the California Supreme Court did yesterday is, to me, a total disaster. It is not a constitutional issue. But whatever. What do I know

This is a contentious issue and so I wont go into too much on it but I do want to point a few things.
  1. We discriminate against the number people a person can marry. No polygamy allowed.
  2. Age discrimnation. In the past, each state determined their own age limit for marriage, but I think it is now set at 18 accross the board.
  3. And until yesterday, 49 had gender discrimination. That is what the voters wanted.
  4. Now all states must honor gay marriage. Correct me if I am wrong, but if a couple is married because of "common law" then a state that doesn't practice common law is still obligated to honor that marriage. Will the same happen with gay marriage? Will gays from, lets say, Kentucky get married in Calfornia and then go back home and demand Kentucky to honor their union?

Now I know someone can come along and say "What about race discrimination? What if the voters said that it would be illegal for races to intermarry, would that be OK?" But the answer is, of course not. The 14th amendment protects us from race discrimination, but there is no amendment for gender in the same way. For example, we discriminate for military draft. Men have to register and women do not.

All in all, my point is that the supreme court had no business sticking their noses into this issue and it saddens me that it happened.

UPDATE: More to it.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Bite Me Blogust

Polar Bears Put On Threatened List

But why? Conspiracy?

This Is Awesome.

I'm going to need a specific time frame in order to effectively plan to visit all of these places before it's too late. I'd hate to miss out. On the upside, how's about a big hand for British Columbia?! Talk about your silver linings.

You have to read everything. I found that it helped to replace the words "global warming" with the words "sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads." It helped me make the threat seem more real.

Not Buying Their Explanation

Over 1/2 of insured Americans are taking pills.

They explain
"Experts say the data reflect not just worsening public health but better medicines for chronic conditions and more aggressive treatment by doctors. For example, more people are now taking blood pressure and cholesterol-lowering medicines because they need them, said Dr. Daniel W. Jones, president of the American Heart Association."

I ask you this, which economic group is most likely not to have insurance?
and which economic group has the most problems with obesity, cholesterol yadda yadda?

Point being, I am not surprised people are taking more pills today, but not because of health reasons.

Don't Worry About Global Warming

Because the stress of it will burn you up. The article starts getting really amusing towards the end with this quote being my favorite.

"Obviously we were happy for the business but everyone was shocked. The carbon footprint must be enormous."

Fahrenheit 9/11 Part 2

The sequel picks up where the last one left off. The Dems will be campaigning against Bush in order to defeat McCain and me thinks Michael Moore is doing the same.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Do You Get The Feeling...

...the reason the flight attendant "volunteered" her seat to begin with was because Mutlu was acting like a total Duesch? here

You're Welcome

Japanese Heavy Metal

Monday, May 12, 2008

Atta Boy, Hugo.

Hugo Chavez apparently went to the Dave Barry School of Argumentation.

This Is So Right On

Here is the link for many more.

My New Favorite Song.

Apparently this has been around for a while, but somehow I missd it.
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The World Looks To America

I find this picture remarkable. It is a float in a German parade. A "GERMAN" parade!
So, does the world hate America? I can answer that with
Even Rudd to a certain extent.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Short And Sweet Friday Vid.

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Another Friday Video

From the greatest movie ever made, Xanadu.

Friday Video

Thank God For Fox News

Now we can have 24 hour Berzerkley entertainment.

'W' Screenplay

I would comment on this, but what is the point.
I will say this though, if this movie portrays Bush as negatively as I think it will, theaters better hand out tissues and rain coats per viewing, as well as hire themselves a giz mopper.

I hate this picture, but this is how I envision Oliver Stone's movie will play out.

And this picture sums up how the movie would go if I were to write it.

Government Corruption 101

Is anyone surprised by this?
I'll say it again, those Dems can't even run their own primary, what makes them think they can run the country?
Of course as long as the Dems go around saying they will make healthcare "free", education "free", life "free", the masses will fail to notice their incompetence.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Oh Shit!

I was listening to Dick Morris the other day and he made a claim that Netanyahu will again become Israel's Prime Minister in the next 6 months and that Israel will strike Iran before the year is up.
Now read this

More On SDSU Bust.

In case you didn't know, college professors and students are predominantly stupid. Students such as this, have an excuse in the form of very little real experience:

“I don't think that SDSU should have invited federal drug officials to come smear our campus and make it seem like it's a big drug land,” said Randy Hencken, outgoing president of the student group, which supports the legalization of drugs and access to treatment. “I think that we needed to address this issue in-house.”

I'm sure that SDSU never even considered such a brain-busting idea as in-house solutions! Idiot. Now, here's a professor's take, and let me prepare you, it's pure comedy gold:

“Now it's drugs,” she said. “Maybe next time it's about political dissent. . . . What happens when you have students talking about federal income tax policy, saying they're not going to pay their taxes? Are they going to bring in IRS agents?”

That's a PolySci professor, but it just as easily could have been an English teacher making that tiny leap from a multi-million dollar drug bust to a round table discussion on whether students feel like they're being overly taxed. The world will be such a nicer place once a Dem gets into office and people can once again speak freely without the fear of oppressive government burnt umber, burnt umber, burnt umber. Here's the whole article.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Good ol' SDSU

Does this mean that SDSU takes Chico's crown as the #1 party school?

Here Is Another Global Warming Post

Global warming could help Greenland to independence.
Money quote

“Climate change will be very beneficial to society there,” Jesper Madsen, of the DMU environmental research institute in Roskilde, in mainland Denmark, said. “It will improve fishing and above all make it easier to drill for oil and gas. The US geological survey calculates that the greatest unused oil reserves on Earth are in the Greenland waters – and they are in the east, where the ice is melting fastest.”

Is it safe to say that it has gotten out of hand now?

Scary Because It's True.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Good Idea.

This should definitely reduce tensions between the police and inner-city minorities. I think we can safely say that the days of tragedy-inducing gunplay between the two will soon be long behind us. I am curious, however, about who Sharpton is referring to when he says "brown" people, because I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a damn about Hispanics.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Another Article

Referncing the Global Warming Community's report that we won't actually see Global Warming til 2015. This one's really good.


Pretty good.


Have you all had the chance to scope these postively awseome meth ads? I think they're supposed to be anti.

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That's some hard-hitting shit right there, but I just have to say that it's that guy's mom's own fault for getting in the way.

I Don't Know...

...if any of you have seen Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job before (I would guess at least a couple of you have), but if you're into awkward humor it's tits. Here is what is supposedly the second of two ads that they made for Absolut Vodka. I haven't seen the first one, but as I'm sure you can imagine, the ads never saw the light of day. Except, of course, on the interwebs.

Without A Doubt...

...the most insensitively hilarious thing I've seen yet.

Friday, May 02, 2008

This Is Hi-Fucking-Larious.

The Global Warming Nazis decide to try to buy themselves some time. Sure, it won't look like Global Warming is happening, but it totally is. Go ahead and try to prove them wrong.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Top o' da mornin' to ya

Arvin made this photo for me.

Carcharodon Carcharias

Is this BS? You make the call.

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Moving Form Obama To Clinton

Me thinks the Obama campaign is sunk (Okay, not sunk, but darn close) and so on to targeting his opponent.
With Video and her own words.
Hillary is an honest to God socialist, whether she thinks she is or not.