Friday, October 31, 2008

Let's Jazzercise!

Remember This Guy?

If you want some serious Obama bashing then this is your man.
Scroll to 10:10. You won't believe it. WARNING: If you are at work make sure you turn volume down!

America's Funniest Home Videos

Palin And Obama Kick Butt

As Hotair puts it "This is probably as close as we’ll get to seeing The One rough up America’s enemies, so enjoy it."

The Three Stooges

Blogust had it first! Well, different Stooges, but same idea. Kudos!

Happy Halloween!

Did Someone Say Mad Bass Skills??

This video already has 1600 hits since it was posted 2 days ago!

Speaking Volumes

In the past I felt that people were voting for Obama because they didn't get it ( to use an Obama line )
But it turns out they do get it. They get it all too well.

Stole it from Michelle Malkin who titled the video
"When Obama’s elected, we’ll be paying for this woman’s gas and mortgage:"

Two Arrested For Hanging Obama Effigy



wired sign to prevent vandalism.

Video Friday

I think the Baron has a surprise for us on this Video Friday.
Before he lays his down his clip I'll lay down mine.
Go to 1:28 to watch the rad bass skills.

Ann Rice Pens Christian Memoir

My Dad told me this was coming. And here it is.

Eh, It's Friday...

...and this made me laugh. Some of the comments are pretty funny.

Prairie Fire

I don't think I've done an Ayers post before and if I have, probably a real short one.
The reason I don't post on Ayers is that I feel it to be pointless. We all know by now that Obama hangs with creeps, but it doesn't seem to phase the left.
Bombing the pentagon, who cares? They probably deserved it.
In order to get a libs attention you need to discuss something that actually affects him emotionally. Like the Kennedys.
Well here is something interesting. Bill Ayers dedicated his book, "Prairie Fire", to Robert Kennedy's assassin back in 1974.
If that doesn't cause a stir then I don't know what will.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

1 More B4 11 04

Probably his hardest hitting yet. Yeow.

This Is Too Perfect To Be Real

A foreign press finds a relative of one of the most liberal American politicians, living in one of the most liberal American cities and in a “disabled-access flat on a rundown public housing estate.”
Fact is stranger than fiction.
Stole it from Shawn Wasson
Journalism did die in America in the year 2008.

Comic Of The Day

More Sarkozy Awesomeness!

Obama is an empty suit on foreign policy.
Sarkozy views the Democratic candidate’s stance on Iran as “utterly immature” and comprised of “formulations empty of all content.”

Good Fun

Don't You Think They Could Have Narrowed It Down A Bit?

500 of the greatest movies ever! Now that is what I call a bold statement.
You just know the next person will be like "1000 of the greatest movies ever" just to one up these guys.

Sorta like the "Mach 5 Gillette razor!"
You say 3 blades, well we'll raise it to 5!

Of course I realize that by default there is a top 100 inherently inside the top 500 list, but I thought it was my right to complain anyway.

Usually the best thing with these top 1,000,000 lists is finding out who is #1.
Getting there with this page is little time consuming and so I will save you the trouble.
Not the one I would have picked, but I am not surprised.

How's This For Geeky, MC?

Princess Leia pillow fight
Stole it from Ace Of Spades

The KKK Took My Baby Away

( Hail to the king of power chords and down strumming)

Anyone who is an uber Ramones fan, like the Baron and I are, knows that Johnny Ramone was a big time Republican and Joey was a devout liberal. ( I would say Democrat, but I am not sure how far it went) So much so that their politics were built into their music.
"Bonzo Goes To Bitberg" being the most obvious example.

Another example would be "The KKK Took My Baby Away".
From what I understand, Joey's girlfriend, Linda, dumped Joey to date and later marry Johnny. Joey was so upset by the breakup that he penned the song "The KKK took my baby away" (because all libs accuse conservatives of being racists or nazis or fascists. Joey appeared to be no different)

Which brings me to the main point of this post.
Over at conservative punk, it is being reported that the widow of Johnny Ramone, Linda Ramone, is now going on the campaign trail for John McCain.

Ha! Joey must be rolling over in his grave while Johnny is cheering in his.

King Solomon's Mines Found?

The wise King's mines

Was It A Gaffe?

I think he was just being honest, but I also think they were waiting to reveal this plan until after the election. "It should go to middle-class people, people who make $150,000 a year."
Hell, I think they will go even lower than that.

Gun Sales On Rise In FL On Fear Of An Obama Presidency

Is it really the reason gun sales are on the rise? Who knows, but I sure got a kick out of it.

I Wonder If This Is Covered By Universal Healthcare

Fish gets hernia operation.
More animal news from London

Boo Hoo Why Don't You Cry About It

Stuff like this is news in Utah. I want to feel for them, really I do, but for some reason I have bigger things to worry about and this article kinda rubbed me the wrong way.
Maybe if I had kids I would feel differently.

Good Lord!

The crew of the new Star Trek movie looks like the cast of High School Musical.

Nimoy and Shatner were in their 30s when they did the show. These guy don't even look to be of drinking age. Wasn't there talk of Matt Damon and Adrian Brody? What ever happened to that?

Check it out here

This Race Is Getting Tight.

Check out these two articles
The first one is about how a former Ms. magazine editor thinks Palin is a brainiac
the second one is about a former Obama speechwriter voting for McCain

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

A Good Read

Too little too late



Norv Away!

Awesome cartoon ripping Norv Turner.
Ted Cottrell is out


Amazon lists Obama Halloween mask as a ‘terrorist costume.’»
Ooops, my bias is showing.
Make sure you read the comments on that link. Every single one of them is GOLD!

Sound Familiar?

"Article 40. Citizens of the USSR have the right to work (that is, to guaranteed employment and pay in accordance wit the quantity and quality of their work, and not below the state-established minimum), including the right to choose their trade or profession, type of job and work in accordance with their inclinations, abilities, training and education, with due account of the needs of society...
Article 41. Citizens of the USSR have the right to rest and leisure...
The length of collective farmers' working and leisure time is established by their collective farms.
Article 42. Citizens of the USSR have the right to health protection."

Stole it from this

Wayne Huizenga may rush sale of Dolphins for fear of Barack Obama raising taxes

Here it the article

I Needed This

I don't know why, but this bit from Conan almost made me pee this morning. I think it's the song.
Check out the Jar Barf Channel

Monday, October 27, 2008

Making A Deposit Into The Child Bank

Is anyone else noticing a pattern here?

Greatest Lawn Sign Ever!

Have Fun Vomiting.

Theeeeey're baaaack.

I Used To Like Orson Scott Card...

...only as an author. Now I think I have a full blown man-crush on him as a human being.

Would You Say The Founders Of Google Are Rich?

Yeah, I'd say they are rich.
Google founders will add global warming causing death machine to their fleet.
And I want one.

Double Standard?

Remember the nooses involved in the Jena 6 Fiasco?
Or the cutout of Obama hung by wire at George Fox university in Oregon?
Both of those scenarios were ambiguous at best.
Where is Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson on this one? Has Chad Morisette paid his taxes? What church does he go to? Who is he voting for? Has he ever given a classmate a wedgie?
I want dirt on this guy and I want it now. It is only the fair thing to do.

Why Have Kids If You Can't Beat 'em?

Pastor to face felony charges for using a paddle "to strike the boy on the buttocks twice - once on each cheek."

A Shout Out To Arvin Leroux

Hung out with Arvin in Tacoma over the weekend. He was up from the Bay Area doing a photo shoot for Time magazine... I think... and the focus of shoot was on families and their homes in Gig Harbor off puget sound.

(Only a 1/3 of the house. Cell phone cam wasn't big enough to take the whole thing)

We had a great time and later had a pretty interesting conversation. I don't want to go into the details of the whole thing, but I do want say that, Arvin, this video is for you.
UPDATE: Another one

Good News, Baron!

Code Pink is closing their Albany office on Solano. With that dumpy eyesore gone, I'm sure property value will improve.
The link says they are leaving Berkeley, but we know better.
Unless they are just inside the Berkeley border.
I don't know. Who cares, right? They are out!
Most importantly, say goodbye to that POS they had parked out front.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Baron, Were You In London On Friday?



In Australia, a picture was taken of a Golden Orb Weaver spider eating a Chestnut-Breasted Mannikin (That is so gnarly lookin', I had to post it.)

And I can't make heads or tails of it. I see feathers and I see a wing, but overall, it looks to me like he is devouring a bird hat

And not an actual bird.

(Awwww, aint he adorable? Let's pretend it is a hat.)

Haha, stupid spider! You're eating a hat!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Welllll, There They Are

For sake of argument

If this turns out to be a real attack, is this a sign of things to come if Obama doesn't win the presidency?
UPDATE: Miss Underestimated had this to say over at Pat Dollard's
"My take on why the B is backwards? When you are attacked or hit, you tend to immediately protect that area. I think that after she was punched in the left eye, her hands immediately went to cover that, and she probably went into the fetal position on the left side of her body, trying to hide it, while exposing the right. "

Newt Gingrich

Blogust and I had a conversation the other day regarding Newt. In our youthful days, before we knew better, I was told that Newt Gingrich was an evil and stupid person. Who always said this? The media. So I believed it.

Now I'm older, and there are more media outlets, and I've come to highly respect this man. He is incredibly smart, knows a lot about a lot, and speaks his mind well. I've become very angry with those who spun him as an evil moron.

Speaking of media created evil morons, there's also Karl Rove. I never knew who he was when the media kicked him around, but now that he's not working for Bush and I get to hear him talk, he also has become someone I like.

Here's the latest from Newt.


And mark it with a "B"
"Richard said the robber took $60 from the woman, then became angry when he saw a McCain bumper sticker on the victim’s car. The attacker then punched and kicked the victim, before using the knife to scratch the letter “B” into her face, Richard said."

Can't Wait For Friday

Just love his rants.


Just kidding, this sort of stuff doesn't even phase me anymore.

Babil Province Turned Over to Iraqi Central Government

Babil? Is this the same place as the "Tower Of Babel"

Also, go to this link to check out some fancy sword work.


OK, this isn't crumpin (my Aunt sent this picture over) but the link below is. Nicely done too.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Obama's Momma?

If this is Obama's mother, is it rude of me to post it on this site? I don't think so. I mean I posted that painting of the nude Sarah Palin, right?
So take that, conscience!
Also, if this is his mother, I will be curious to know if it ever reaches the news like those Palin bathing suit photos did
and besides that, I am considering saving this shot for a future Blogust pin-up. Any arguments?
Here is the source. Stole it from Shawn Wasson.

Not Good!

Remember when everyone jumped all over John Edwards for his $400.00 haircuts? Well it looks as thought the RNC has outdone him.
RNC spends $150,000.00 to dress up Palin

Heck, Everyone Else Is Linking To It

So why not us.

The Comprehensive Argument Against Barack Obama

Good Stuff About Bad Stuff.

Thanks, CJ.


Enjoy this idiot's reasoning.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Los Belkings

Found this video and I'm psyched. It is from Los Belkings and they are one of my all time favorite surf bands. They are from Lima Peru and got started during the 60's, but I just got into 'em about 2 years ago.
Anyway, hope you like 'em.

Release The Kraken

Bernanke Says Time is Right for New Stimulus

What The Hell Is This Ref Doing?

Caught up in the moment or something?

Three Cheers For The Onion

More internet Adult comedy with kids in it. Over the line? I guess so, but I still laughed.

John Kerry Actually Has A Sense Of Humor

Who knew?
Kerry jokes: McCain wears Depends
Old people wearing depends is comedy gold. Up there with the whole "don't trip and break your hip" bit.
Make sure you scroll down. There is a The Onion video.

Haven't Had A Good Garotzuva Post In Awhile

Here you go.

"Still, the number of climate change skeptics is growing rapidly. Because a funny thing is happening to global temperatures -- they're going down, not up."

Not before Al Gore's bank account went up.

Clarence Thomas Is Awesome

How to Read the Constitution

Thomas sums up the attitude of many of today's selfish Americans by saying
"Ask not what you can do for yourselves or your country, but what your country must do for you."

American Yugo

UPDATE: I took the liberty of adding this picture - Blogust
I'm sure you've all heard or read about it, but GM and Chrysler are getting ready to merge. That in of itself is newsworthy, but the part the effects all of us is the fact that they are trying to complete the merger soon so they can get a nice Federal bailout to offset any costs. Of course, the companies played the fear card by saying if they are not properly socialized the rest of the nation will suffer due to a severe economic downturn. The real kicker in the nuts, they want to get this done before a new president takes office. I wonder why? Bush, everyone knows you are a commie and they are coming for the money.

I Think... might be time for people to start beating their children.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

CJ Is Right...

I am going to get an aneurysm. I can't wait till all this is over.

Anyway, I heard this really great story about John McCain on the radio today and I want to share it with you.

During the Vietnam war, a man named Bud Day was captured by the North Vietnamese and sent to the Hanoi prison camp. Day was able to escape from the camp, the only man to have done so, but was later recaptured by the Viet Cong and sent back to prison. His right arm was broken as punishment for his escape and was set crooked so that he would never be able to fly an airplane again. (he was a pilot, ya know)

John McCain, who was more seriously injured and emaciated, became his cell mate and after seeing Day's condition, took it upon himself to gather bamboo sticks, rebreak Day's arm, and set it properly by using the bamboo sticks as a splint. As a result for what McCain had done, the prison guards seperated the two men and held McCain in solitary confinement for 2 years.

When Day was finally sent home, a U.S. medical doctor asked if the Vietnamese were kind enough to set his arm for him. Bud Day informed him that his arm was fixed by "Dr. McCain"
Bud Day returned to flying after the war was over and from what I understand, is still flying today.

Isn't that a lovely story? Anyone ever heard it before? Yeah, I thought so. Me neither.
If I hadn't been listening to the radio on my way to the Charger game I may have never heard it.
So there you have it. My post for the day....I think
Wait! Am I missing something? I feel like I am missing. Oh duh! Silly me, I almost forgot. Colin Powell, one of the men who is knee deep in the Iraq War, a Republican and a military man, just endorsed Obama for President and Blahbitty blahbitty blah blah blah.....
Read this

Friday, October 17, 2008

The Relevant Post Of The Day

I was pretty stupid when I was a kid and didn't finish many a reading assignments either, but i assure you it had nothing to do with autism... I think. Although I wish I did have autism because the article is saying time out shouldn't be used at all. At least not on autistic kids. And with the way the autism epidemic is going, it's a wonder who that will include .
First they took away the beatings and now no time outs? What else is left?
Taking away all the teachers fun aren't they.

I am not saying this little girl isn't autistic, but the real issue for me is this.
3 hours does seem a little harsh. and in a cupboard or whatever that was? When I was a kid it was like 15 minutes.... 1 hour tops. Anything that warranted more than that and it was off to the principal, but class rules do need to be enforced.
I am really starting to wonder where all this "autism" stuff is leading us. I have become so paranoid about liberals that I see a conspiracy in this as well.

By the way, I remember my teacher teaching us students a clever way to remember the different spellings of principal and principle. Principal must be remembered as your pal. Princi"pal".
Well my second grade princi"pal" had me in his office one time to give me and this other kid a spanking for kicking in peoples lunch boxes outside the classroom.
Fortunately for me he didn't get ahold of moms for permission.

Video Friday


I might actually go see this piece of shit. That's right, I said "PIECE OF SHIT!"
How could I say such a thing without seeing it first? easy.
I didn't see Alexander The Gay either and I know that's a piece of shit. Anyone want to argue with that?
Anyway, here is the tomatometer
and the tomato Synopsis: "Whether you love him or hate him, there is no question that George W. Bush is one of the most controversial public figures in recent memory. In an unprecedented undertaking, acclaimed director Oliver Stone is bringing the life of our 43rd President to the big screen as only he can. W takes viewers through Bush’s eventful life -- his struggles and triumphs, how he found both his wife and his faith, and of course the critical days leading up to Bush’s decision to invade Iraq."

From what I understand they don't touch on 9/11 at all. Now how the hell can you do a movie about Bush, talk about "the critical days leading up to Bush’s decision to invade Iraq"
and not mention 9/11? My source must be mistaken, because there is no way Stone is that bias or that stupid.


Wanting it to work is not enough?


...I hope this results in someone murdering their neighbors sooner rather than later. Can i say that?

McCain At Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner


So, the Washington Post has just come right out and said it. I mean, we all know where the media and most newspapers stand on the election, but a straight up endorsement? Maybe other papers have done this, I don't know, but when did that become reporting the news? It's an interesting endorsement to be sure. They cite McCain's perceived shortcomings with the understanding that he can not over come them. They also point out Obama's perceived shortcomings, but with the hope and belief that he will see the light once he is given the throne. By far my favorite part, however, is the final paragraph-the conclusion, if you will- where they basically admit they have been seduced by his smooth talk. That will be our new leader's greatest asset? Well, when the time comes to sit back and watch it all unfold, it should at least be interesting.

Teach Your Children Well.

Yeeeeessssss!!! Tolerate all but the "intolerable," I suppose.*

*by intolerable I mean the Republicans, of course.

Dennis Leary Is So Right.

I don't have a good link on this yet, but apparently Jenni McCarthy's son no longer has autism. Supposedly she told People magazine that she asked God to help her cure her son, then put him on a no dairy, no wheat diet and that cleared it up. Simple as that. Epidemic averted!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

New Obama Song

Read the lyrics carefully

I Have To Admit...

...This pissed me off to no end. (content warning: don't open at work)
I should just ignore it, but man it makes me mad and I don't really know why either.
Why should I get mad? I don't know McCain or Palin, but for some reason.... I can't explain it.

Remember This Guy?

La Pequeña Sarah Palin


I would expect the boorish flouting of another country's culture, laws and morals from Americans, but the English are typically so much more enlightened. Do I have to use the ole burnt umber here or are we cool?

So strange that the Middle East doesn't let Europeans walk all over their shit the way Europeans let the Middle Easterners.


Very interesting.

I Think...

...these are supposed to be a rip.

I'm not typically an O'Reilly fan, but this may have swayed me.

Better Late Than Never, I Guess.

It's funny, Blogust, Comrade Yellow Dancer and I have been ranting about how they should be doing this for ten years or so now.

I have to say, I love the part about how the Patriot Act affects your bank accounts. I bet that section is titled, "How to Keep George Bush Out of Your Wallet."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Hijacked Iranian Ship Was A Dirty Bomb Meant For Israel On Yom Kippur

Within a period of three days, those pirates who had boarded the ship and opened the cargo container with its gritty sand-like contents, all developed strange health complications, to include serious skin burns and loss of hair. And within two weeks, sixteen of the pirates subsequently died, either on the ship or on shore.

....She was an enormous floating dirty bomb, intended to detonate after exiting the Suez Canal at the eastern end of the Mediterranean and in proximity to the coastal cities of Israel. The entire cargo of radioactive sand, obtained by Iran from China (the latter buys desperately needed oil from the former) and sealed in containers which, when the charges on the ship are set off after the crew took to the boats, will be blasted high into the air where prevailing winds will push the highly dangerous and radioactive cloud ashore.

Continue Reading at Pat Dollard

Cry Baby

“I am convinced that if there were no Fox News, I might be two or three points higher in the polls,” Obama told me. “If I were watching Fox News, I wouldn’t vote for me, right? Because the way I’m portrayed 24/7 is as a freak! I am the latte-sipping, New York Times-reading, Volvo-driving, no-gun-owning, effete, politically correct, arrogant liberal. Who wants somebody like that?"

Wrong, wrong, wrong, Obama. If that's all you were then I wouldn't be so nervous. Instead you are portrayed 24/7, and rightly so, as an inexperienced Junior Senator. You are a kool-aid sipping, Saul Alinsky reading, Prius driving, 2nd Amendment destroying, radical, politically expedient, socialist.

Who wants somebody like that? You! You and your followers, that's who.

Thank God for Fox News.

UPDATE: I needed some musical accompaniment from the real Cry Baby.

You Can Not Escape.

Resistance is futile!

Dude, He's From Hawaii

So of course he loves SPAM!

PETA, I mean honestly, I dunno why I even bother posting about these whack-jobs. I guess its because of the point made at the end of the article. By PETA acting like, well, PETA all they are most likely to do is get more people to eat SPAM.


Dennis Leary Is Still Pretty Good.

Leary regarding autistic children:

"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

Gold. There's my write-in candidate.

I Quit Drinking

And my roommate has informed me that I made a bad investment decision

A little prevention/treatment humor for those who find little to smile about with their investments these days . . . If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Haha, drinking humor

Wanna Get Away?

Quote of the day.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Beyond The Facts.

Oh Onion, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One:

Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

If Anyone Needs To Find God

It's Bill Maher. Maybe if he knew God, he wouldn't have been compelled to lie.
but then again, if he knew God, he wouldn't have needed to make Religulous to begin with.
For me, I've learned it was easier to be faithless than it was to have faith and I still battle with it.
Spiritual exercise is a new experience, but I know it is necessary.
Just like it's easier to sit on my butt than go to the gym.
Or easier to eat microwave burritos than to cook.
Or to wait for mom, dad or govt. to take care of me than to go to work.
Bill Maher is a rube and he shows how shallow of thinker he is by picking on and profiting on such an easy target.
If he feels like it is a good idea to insult people who try to enrich their lives and to become better people through faith, well then I too feel sorry for him.

Loved The Title Of This Post

A new 8th grade textbook has 15 pages dedicated to Obama.
Malkin titles her post as
Reason #99,999,988 to homeschool: Obama-fied textbooks
That is funny.

Long, But Worth It

Must See Video Clip About William Ayers


Obama and McCain Halloween decorations.

Monday, October 13, 2008


Take that, Blogust!

Howard Stern Shows Racism In Harlem

First Graders Taken To San Francisco City Hall For Gay Wedding

It was a class field trip.
Geez, we went to the dumb old zoo and museums when I was a kid. Thank God for progress.

Annie Get Your Gun

I think Comrade would have something to say about this.

"Also, Mr. Obama would consider officially opening combat positions to women. Mr. McCain would not."

and then goes on to compare african american men to women.

"There was a time when African-Americans weren't allowed to serve in combat," Mr. Obama said. "And yet, when they did, not only did they perform brilliantly, but what also happened is they helped to change America, and they helped to underscore that we're equal.
And I think that if women are registered for service -- not necessarily in combat roles, and I don't agree with the draft -- I think it will help to send a message to my two daughters that they've got obligations to this great country as well as boys do."

I don't know what to make of this. I just thought it was interesting.


Obama Copperfield. Thanks, Tenacious E.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Enjoy A Big Fat "Are You Kidding Me" Moment.

This entire article is pure delusional gold, but the following-regarding O.J. Simpson's recent conviction for armed robbery, kidnapping...etc.-might be the most ironic thing ever printed:

It's hard to feel closure when you don't believe O.J.'s guilty verdict was about real justice. Given the reaction to the verdict, the case is clouded by a strong odor of payback and revenge.

Seriously? Slap a "not" before guilty and fire that statement back to 1995 in a time machine, crazy lady. Oh, and for the record, I have no problem referring to William Kennedy smith as a rapist. that guy is totally a rapist.

Friday Movie

Nathan Fillion seems to be doing alright.
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
UPDATE: That was so good that I had to embed the video.

Funny Sad.

Does Madonna realize how much of an old bag she is?


This Post Is Meant To Scare You

Get used to the face of our new Government led by a man whose only accomplishment was an antiwar speech he gave in 2002.
Get used to a Senate that will be led by Joe Biden and this man, Harry Reid, as majority leader
and get used the idea that the Supreme Court may have 3 new judges.

Checks and Balances?
My butt!


My heathen roomie sent this to me.

Sorry, Firefly Fans.

Looks like Nathan Fillion's fallen on some pretty hard times. Haha, hard times.


It irks me to no end the way the gay community pushes young people to identify gay as early as possible in order to increase their base. In this age of increasing sexual ambiguity, it seems to me that many young people who may only be in an experimental phase are being forced to proclaim their "allegiance" to homosexuality. It's ironic that back in the day, the hetero-Christian community were the ones pointing and shouting "gay" at any questionable action, and now it's the gay community that's doing it.

Another problem I have here is the acknowledgement of sexual orientation of children under the age of consent. Would the gay community prefer for us to lower that age to 13 or 14? I suspect they would not mind, because then they might make a case for lowering the voting age. Maybe they can hook up with NAMBLA and get to work on this. I know that may seem obtuse, and I am being facetious to some degree here, but my point really is that these people need to let the children be stupid children and stop trying to use them to further their political agenda. I fear they could be doing real damage with their tolerance-mongering.

Well, at least they're not making them sing about it.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Halloween Costumes For Dogs

Headline Of The Day

"Oracle shareholders choke on Ellison's package, size an issue."


Out Of Control.

If he masturbates, does that make him a gay homosexual person?


Still winning the war against common sense.

Greatest Site Ever?


1974. Sweet. check out the difference 2 years makes!

And 10 years later? 84 rocked!

I Loved This Rant

Genius is right

Stole it from Shawn Wasson

Check out some of his other rants

Why Is Olbermann Screwing Up Sunday Night Football?

Here are Olbermann's comments.

And here is Mark Levin trying to get ahold of him on the telephone.

Stole it from Olbermann Watch

Indianapolis Has 105% Of Its Population Registered To Vote

Now that's what I call voter turnout.

But hey, so what? I no longer care.

UPDATE: More ACORN voter fraud

And another

and also

Obama paid ACORN, which has endorsed him for president, $800,000 to register new voters

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Surprising 4th Party Candidate Making A Good Run

More here.

I Dunno, This Just Made Me Laugh Out Loud

Model Boats and Miniature Marinas

Bathtub III from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.via Ace of Spades

read the comments box to find out the trick

SNL Skit Update

Remember that banned SNL skit that I posted a couple of days ago? And remember when people were speculating that the reason it was banned was because it named names?
Well they were right and wrong.

"What also was excised was any mention of the involvement of Massachusetts' Rep. Frank in the Sandler subprime mess."

But I still no longer care.

Hey Now, Let's Not Overreact!

Those Execs were seriously stressed out and needed a little TLC.

Your New Favorite Garage Band

Thanks to S-Dogg
UPDATE: I've just been informed that he is no longer S-Dogg.
He's East Bay Snake.

Getting Used To Standing In Bread Lines

And getting used to Utopia.

The beauty of universal healthcare means no insurance companies, no doctor patient relationships, no incentive and no accountability. Awesome!

The wonders of the fairness doctrine and the death of talk radio. The only balance to the MSM. Bye bye free speech.

Loving the idea of equal pay for equal work. No longer will we reward people for ability and hard work. Equality is the name of the game now.

And don't let me forget that there will be no incentive for someone to try and earn over $200,000 ($250,000 if you are married). The strive for wealth will finally be dampened and greedy money grubbers will no longer exist. (by the way, since married couples get taxed at $250,000, what is the incentive for both to work. Or to get married at all for that matter)

Investing in the Stock Market? Yeah Right! Pull your money out now while you still can, even though the market is shit, because if you don't it will be taxed 50% more in 4 months.

Ahhhh the Corporate tax. What a wonderful idea. Now we can drive the rest of them corporations overseas. GET OUT OF HERE YOU GREEDY PIGS!

Ooh ooh, I almost forgot. 3 new judges. People have been focusing on Roe v Wade for so long that they forgot about a lefty, I mean, utopian judgment that was ruled about 4 years ago. The new and improved version of eminent domain. Now that private property is no longer taken by just the state, but by another private party as well....? Well then I say "Hellooooo China."

Who says there is a seperation of church and state? We have Garotzuva, who never was the God of Global Warming as far as I was concerned. To me, he has always been the God of greed and excess. Captialism has lead us astray, boys, and we should let Garotzuva remind us of that.

Lastly, don't forget our new allies, Los Tres Chiflados. The membership of this group has changed so much over the last 3 years that I can't keep up. But you can rest assure that Hugo "Moe" Chavez will be there. Amen to that.

There is more, but why bore us all. Now that we will be livin' in a Utopian society, well then, I want to go out and PLAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

UPDATE: I no longer care


Tuesday, October 07, 2008


That debate was as boring as can be. I watched about, ohhh, 10 minutes. The moment McCain proposed yet another bailout I threw up in my mouth a little, composed myself and then I split. Went to the office and read the threads on my computer.
With all that said I have concluded one thing.
McCain needed a homerun and he didn't hit it.
It's going to take a miracle.

Much Better Version

Iraq Why?

Pierre Rehov's new movie

Jesus Christ Superstar

December 2-3 2008
Portland, Oregon

December 16-21 2008
Los Angeles, CA

January 6 2009
San Louis Obispo, CA

By the way, if you ever wanted to know what happened to the lead singer of Living Colour, then check out the cast.

Forbidden Fruit

Banned SNL skit revealed.

Michelle Malkin tries to explain why it was pulled in the first place.

Oh My God!

This is the biggest crock of shizzle I have ever read. Not saying it isn't factual, but... well, see for yourself.
Normally this would be too stupid to pay any attention to, but I thought it was unusual being one of Yahoo news top news articles.
Ok, not at all unusual.

Removing The Hood Of Homer Stokes

A man who called for change, but hid a terrible secret.

In this case, a radical view.

Pappy O'Daniel, John McCain, needs him some "opportunity a knockin"


Monday, October 06, 2008

It's A Start

McCain needs to get to work and fast. He is really starting to lose this thing and I hope this and this will get him going.
UPDATE: Watch the whole video

An Airman Greets His Dogs After A 14 Month Deployment

Sunday, October 05, 2008


President of the Los Angeles chapter of N.O.W. endorses Palin?
I have no words

My Case To Lefties

Again, nice try on the Palin thing. You watched the debate and I saw your expression after it was over. Your tone has changed over the days. She did great and everyone knows it and unlike what I did with the McCain/Obama debate, I don't need to read the polls to tell me that.

Now that the Couric interview is behind her, because of this debate, she can go back to what she was doing before and that is to bash Obama and push McCain's agenda.
And she is doing it!
Her words carry a lot more weight now and I guarantee the "little foreign policy experience she has" argument will subside. (Biden has ran for pres twice and now once for VP and is a so called Foreign policy expert. Palin has been at it for 5 weeks and cruised through the last debate. That makes an impression)

As for Captain Know Nothing Do Nothing, B. Obama, he might be our next President, but remember, many people said the same thing back in '04 and a lot of my friends pulling for Kerry were like, "what happened?" I know that this election is a little different from the last election since Bush's approval ratings weren't where they are today and Iraq had not yet experienced the '06 catastrophe it has now gone through, but the more McCain successfully seperates himself from Bush, and the more he appears to be the man of experience, then the more people will look at McCain and Obama side by side. I like McCain's odds if that happens.

Also, It was one month ago today when McCain was leading in the polls and there is still a month to go. Anything can happen.

The Palin/Biden debate may not be the answer for a McCain win, but it has made the next two McCain/Obama debates much more important and it gave her politcal clout. Her future is very much in play for the Republicans.
Obama surged over Clinton and then collapsed in the last two months. The same thing could happen again. Obama will be pressed more on what he is going to do as president. But unfortunately for Obama, it is starting to appear that what he meant by change was that a Democrat will be president and not a Republican.

I think that if Obama wins it will be because of two things. People's hatred of Bush (and since he is a Republican...) and Obama's speeches (cult of personality). There is nothing else that he can point to.
Without a single accomplishment to his name, I think that this argument still stands.

Sure, people are pointing to the economy as an Obama strength, but if McCain/Palin can really push home that Obama will raise income tax (he keeps saying that only the top 5% will have a tax increase and the rest of the 95% of the population will have tax cuts, but when only 2/3 of the country pay income tax as it is and the top 50% of that 2/3 pay 97% of the total, and that small businesses making over $250,000 will be hit, it is hard to understand what he means. Federal welfare for the bottom 1/3 since they already don't pay anything?) capital gains tax, death tax, (etc.) and plans 1 trillion more in new spending, I think the people will realize that his idea of change is socialism and we now know how well the govt. is able to take care of the people after this last bailout.

To look on the bright side, Obama winning acclompishes two things for me. Proof that anyone can run for President and that the system of our govt. works and also that there will be more people voting Republican in 4 years.

Negative side, Obama will be worse than Jimmy Carter as President.

Ein Prosit

( Mein Bruder und seine Tochter )

Friday, October 03, 2008

More Kids Sing For Change

Man, this is getting scary.

Can't remember where I ripped this from.

My Friday Vid.

Friday Vid.

I Wasn't At All Close

The video is going to be called "Nailin Paylin"


I have changed my profile to suit the times. I am no longer going to debate which party is better. We are now officially socialists. Don't even begin to deny it because you know it to be true. Free Market capitalism is over and I don't know when it is coming back. Not in this country in our lifetime. Read this heartwarming article. Answers in life are a lot easier than we care to admit. There is no doubt that both the Republicans and Democrats have marched us down a brand new economic path. I don't care that George Bush wanted to privatise Fannie Mae. He didn't and neither did the Replubican house or senate when they had total control. Now we are in a bailout. Please don't try to engage me in any further discussions about the U.S. Econony. I don't care.


Joe Biden Said Whatever Came To Mind

After the debate last night, Karl Rove came on (came on? am I sure I want to say "came on"?) appeared on Fox news and pointed out that Biden made 10 statements that were factually incorrect. Not arguably incorrect, but factually. Ace of Spades has the number up to 14.

UPDATE: Found the Rove video

Kai Between Two Girl's Butts

Friday Video

I got a kick out of this e-mail my roommate sent me while working in China. He is Dodger fan and is loving his chances. I have to admit that I am pulling for an L.A. vs. L.A. series, but the Angels are down right now, so "Torres Revenge" will do nicely

"How about them Dodgers! Woo-hoo! 2-0 to the ravine, kill the cubs and I like are chances against th ePhill’s much better then those damn Brewers, who aren’t doing so hot. God I’m getting worked up I’m spitting on my damn screen as I type out loud. Wish I had something, to,… a …. Clean it off, oh how about this"

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Brain Piercing


Achmed The Dead Terrorist

Another Garotzuva Post

Man turns his basement into a landfill to cutdown on his carbon footprint
(I say it's to hide the smell of the bodies)
Observation in Ozone Hole May Strengthen Case for Solar-Powered Warming Cycles

Hippy Hogie

How do hippies do it? I just had a hippy sandwich from a hippy cart called "heritage street food" and I just finished gagging the second half down. (I like to eat and didn't want to throw it away)
To top it off, the darn thing had meat on it and it still tasted like I was eating cardboard. Go figure.
By the way, anyone want to guess what style of food it was?

I Want A Mistrial

In case you haven't heard, Gwen Ifill, the moderator for tonights debate, has written a pro-Obama book that is to be released on inauguration day. This gives her a vested interest in tonights debate outcome, becuase if Obama is elected, she stands to sell thousands. If not, the only people who will read it will be her friends and family.
But how would someone like Ifill be able to influence the debate one way or another without seeming biased? All she does is ask questions, right?
Ace gives us an awesome example of what she and Biden might do. This is a must read. Very entertaining.
Oh well, I still feel that Palin has her head on straight and was the right pick.

UPDATE: Ifill's cousin says Palin is offensive to black women
“From the first day, Palin presented herself as shooting a bear in the morning, field dressing it, cooking up the breakfast, diapering the babies, passing legislation in the afternoon, cleaning the house, satisfying her husband, etc., etc., etc. And it’s just not true,” she wrote in an e-mail interview. “It’s hard to be an average working mom, really hard. And when women who are privileged present as though they have it all together, it’s offensive to black women.”

I Love These Types Of Videos

Agreed. Who does care about Darfur?
I mean really!?

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Earmarks, Earmarks, Earmarks

You hear McCain talking about things called earmarks, but what are they? They are usually non related items tacked on to an important bill. The tacked on items tend to be things to pay off those who gave you money during your campaign, or things that will make you look good to your constituency. Seems to me that they are also a way for lawmakers to play catch-up on things they are behind on, like: "Oh crap, forgot about that issue. I promised to have it done last week, guess I'll just tack it onto this bill..." Since most people focus on the big issue the bill or law is designed for, these other tacked on earmark things never get noticed.

Here we are in this big financial "meltdown" mess, and the house and senate are still putting unrelated earmarks into a bill which is supposed to help with the US and global financial system. Here are a few earmarks on the bailout bill currently being discussed in the Senate. What an utter joke:

New Tax earmarks in Bailout bill
- Film and Television Productions (Sec. 502)
- Wooden Arrows designed for use by children (Sec. 503)
- 6 page package of earmarks for litigants in the 1989 Exxon Valdez incident, Alaska (Sec. 504)

Tax earmark “extenders” in the bailout bill.
- Virgin Island and Puerto Rican Rum (Section 308)
- American Samoa (Sec. 309)
- Mine Rescue Teams (Sec. 310)
- Mine Safety Equipment (Sec. 311)
- Domestic Production Activities in Puerto Rico (Sec. 312)
- Indian Tribes (Sec. 314, 315)
- Railroads (Sec. 316)
- Auto Racing Tracks (317)
- District of Columbia (Sec. 322)
- Wool Research (Sec. 325)

More discussion here.

Pro-Life Obama

Before I start I want to say that, once again, I don't care to talk about my abortion views on this site. Nor do I condemn people for their views on the matter. So please don't take this post the wrong way.
But I have to say that this is the biggest steaming pile of dung that I have ever read and needs to be exposed. Obama is very pro-choice and to say otherwise is just plain stupid. He has voted against the ban of partial birth abortion and for giving medical assistance to babies after a botched abortion. Those are just the facts and the facts don't point to a pro-life stance one little bit.

Again I am not here to question why someone is pro-choice or pro-life, but this sort of dishonesty sickens me and I think this woman would agree.

Bush Effigy = Good Obama Effigy = Bad

My co-worker's daughter goes to this school and so I am a little interested in this story.
Though I think it is stupid to erect effigies, not to mention an effigy of Obama hanging from a tree (considering the whole Jena 6 fiasco), I also think that the amount of attention paid to this is a little shocking.... No wait, what am I talking about? It isn't at all shocking.
These 4 students are going to be in trouble for awhile and even after all the facts get sorted out, the only words people will remember from this will be: Obama, tree, hang, christian school. Oh, and maybe the words "scholarship and leadership program for minority and low-income student" will be remembered too.

Anywho, enjoy this picture from Oregon Live.

George Fox university freshman Annie Catandella (left) hugs Thalia Delgado, a freshman Act Six scholar, in a show of support Wednesday at George Fox University in Newberg

p.s. dedicated to JallieCo. Hope your school isn't tarnished by this.

Sarah Palin Lookalike Needed For Adult Film

on craigslist

Wonder what the title will be. Any ideas?
I'm going with, "The Palin Experience" subset "McCain Gives On The Job Training"

I feel kinda bad posting this since Palin seems like a decent lady, but hey, "the absurd" is funny to me and the adult movie industry takes the cake.

Iraq Update

Iraqis Clean Up Jewish Cemetery & Cultural Landmark in Basra