Monday, November 30, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
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Friday, November 20, 2009
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you snooping kids."
Thursday, November 19, 2009
I find his words to ring true in a lot of ways.
But I don't want to talk war, let's talk football instead. About ten years ago, The Minnesota Vikings and The Atlanta Falcons played the NFC championship game. The Vikings had a 14-2 record that year and Randall Cunningham was silencing his critcs. Nothing was going to stop them from going to the Super Bowl and I couldn't wait to see The Broncos being punked by Purple People Eaters.
As expected, the Vikings were in control of the game early and I was glued to the T.V. All was right in the world and the though Falcons scored before the half, I was happy to know that the better, purer and more righteous team was going to win.
But the unthinkable happened. The "Queens" began to fall asleep in the second half and sense of dread began to creep into my world. Randall was looking like he was in a holding pattern and Green seemed to be dithering.
Trying not to lose rather than trying to win appeared to be the new game plan and the Falcons would not fade. They just hung around and hung around until finally they were able to tie the game with only 30 seconds left. Vikings get the ball back and Dennis Green opted to kneel into overtime rather than go for the big play. Right then I knew The Vikings were officially on the ropes. Though the Vikings won the toss, the tone was set by Dennis Green's pussy ass decision and Randall Cunningham, who battled his entire career with a bad public perception of his ability to win, was starting to look confused. It was almost as if he knew his coach was losing confidence in him and he began to forget his spectacular season.
Then in overtime the unthinkable happened. Morten Andersen, who had been perfect all year, missed a 38 yard field goal by a foot, failing to seal the game. Afterwards, an empowered Falcons team marched, scored and won.
And I cried a little and never liked Dennis Green again.
By the way, did I mention that Obama is a douche?
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
“It is important not to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, even
when you can agree on what perfect is. Doubly so when you can't. As unpleasant
as it is to be trapped by past mistakes, you can't make any progress
by being afraid of your own shadow during design.”
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
San Diego water rates to go up Jan. 1
Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 2:12 p.m.
Water rates will increase for San Diego residents beginning Jan. 1 after the City Council approved a 7.75 percent hike to cover the higher cost of buying imported water.
The council voted 5-2 for the increase, with members Carl DeMaio and Donna Frye dissenting. Council President Ben Hueso was absent.
Taxpayers had a chance to block the increase if more than 50 percent of ratepayers would have objected in writing, but the protests fell far short of that threshold.
The rate increase is the sixth since 2007.
Monday, November 16, 2009
So now that KSM is being tried in civil court, classified information on how he revealed his answers will be exposed. Therefore, this trial isn't for justice, but to convict Bush and Cheney. Anyone agree with that?
Friday, November 13, 2009
And check out the comments here.
That is a level of music snobbery I can barely fathom, and I'm a connoisseur of music snobbery. Did these people not even notice that the album is call Raditude and has a flying pitbull on the cover? For the record, I love this album so much I'm starting to worry about myself. Here's a taste:
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Pretty sweet, amirite?
Who doesn't love a good train wreck. And this one might be the train wreckiest of them all.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
I am currently looking for a new job, then I can look for a new place to live and the world will seem normal again... maybe.
Also, I invited Ryan in China to write on the blog as well. He sends me stuff and I never get around to posting em. Sorry about that buddy. Miss you guys up there in Portland. :)
I mean, that's really something.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 09, 2009
Friday, November 06, 2009
Thursday, November 05, 2009
How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son