Monday, November 30, 2009

Yes, Of Course

It's much more important to find out who attempted to make this already transparent organization even more transparent than it is to find out whether this organization is hornswaggling the entire world through fear-mongering and disinformation.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

30 Rock...

...just raped me with their 'green' episode, complete with Al Gore money shot. I feel gross.

I'm There.

No Comment

We Have A Winner!

This is maybe the greatest Garutzova freak out headline ever!!!

The War Has Been Lost In Afghanistan

So says Fred Thompson
I find his words to ring true in a lot of ways.

But I don't want to talk war, let's talk football instead. About ten years ago, The Minnesota Vikings and The Atlanta Falcons played the NFC championship game. The Vikings had a 14-2 record that year and Randall Cunningham was silencing his critcs. Nothing was going to stop them from going to the Super Bowl and I couldn't wait to see The Broncos being punked by Purple People Eaters.
As expected, the Vikings were in control of the game early and I was glued to the T.V. All was right in the world and the though Falcons scored before the half, I was happy to know that the better, purer and more righteous team was going to win.
But the unthinkable happened. The "Queens" began to fall asleep in the second half and sense of dread began to creep into my world. Randall was looking like he was in a holding pattern and Green seemed to be dithering.
Trying not to lose rather than trying to win appeared to be the new game plan and the Falcons would not fade. They just hung around and hung around until finally they were able to tie the game with only 30 seconds left. Vikings get the ball back and Dennis Green opted to kneel into overtime rather than go for the big play. Right then I knew The Vikings were officially on the ropes. Though the Vikings won the toss, the tone was set by Dennis Green's pussy ass decision and Randall Cunningham, who battled his entire career with a bad public perception of his ability to win, was starting to look confused. It was almost as if he knew his coach was losing confidence in him and he began to forget his spectacular season.
Then in overtime the unthinkable happened. Morten Andersen, who had been perfect all year, missed a 38 yard field goal by a foot, failing to seal the game. Afterwards, an empowered Falcons team marched, scored and won.
And I cried a little and never liked Dennis Green again.

By the way, did I mention that Obama is a douche?

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Some Good News

You will have big green eyes, long blonde hair, industrial size breasts, an ass that don't quit, and legs all the way up!

You've seen Tremors right?

Once Again, San Diego On The Wrong Side Of Sports History

The Perfect and The Good

Just found this quote in a programming book, of all things. John Stossel uses this saying a lot in comparing the juxtaposition of intentions and results. He usually uses it when talking about politicians' never ending quest to create utopia but in the process they end up creating hell.

“It is important not to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, even
when you can agree on what perfect is. Doubly so when you can't. As unpleasant
as it is to be trapped by past mistakes, you can't make any progress
by being afraid of your own shadow during design.”

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I Love My Town.

San Diego water rates to go up Jan. 1

Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 2:12 p.m.

Water rates will increase for San Diego residents beginning Jan. 1 after the City Council approved a 7.75 percent hike to cover the higher cost of buying imported water.

The council voted 5-2 for the increase, with members Carl DeMaio and Donna Frye dissenting. Council President Ben Hueso was absent.

Taxpayers had a chance to block the increase if more than 50 percent of ratepayers would have objected in writing, but the protests fell far short of that threshold.

The rate increase is the sixth since 2007.

Sarah Palin Is Hot

And Newsweek has become the US Weekly of news magazines. Seriously, even Time is like, "Whoa, come on now, that's a little over the top."

Just kidding, Time was probably all, "Damn! Scooped again!"

Monday, November 16, 2009

Here's An Interesting Thought

So we all know that the left has been looking for any excuse to convict Bush and Cheney for war crimes, but they can't get an indictment.
So now that KSM is being tried in civil court, classified information on how he revealed his answers will be exposed. Therefore, this trial isn't for justice, but to convict Bush and Cheney. Anyone agree with that?

Gay = Genital Abnormality

I didn't say it, science did.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday Video

This song reminds me of Wall Of Vodoo and their album Seven Days In Sammy's Town.

Nuts, Just Plain Nuts

This pretty much sums it up for me.
This is a trial that will take years, cost millions of dollars, freak out everyone in New York, give a complete nut job front page on a daily basis, etc.

Really, this is beyond mind numbing.

Friday Vid.

I miss Phil Hartman.


Scotland fires the first salvo of the year against Christianity in Christmas.

This just In...

Weezer Releases Most Offensive Album of All Time! Seriously, this is my favorite music review ever.

And check out the comments here.

That is a level of music snobbery I can barely fathom, and I'm a connoisseur of music snobbery. Did these people not even notice that the album is call Raditude and has a flying pitbull on the cover? For the record, I love this album so much I'm starting to worry about myself. Here's a taste:

Thursday, November 12, 2009

One For The Files

File under: England is retarded.


I totally agree.

Where's our Blogust, errr.... Super Blog 5000 Army Officer have to say?

Who Would You Listen To?

An Ambassador or a General?


And I really like John Bolton.

Death Row.

Nothing like the Green Mile. So if you're in a stand-off with police, I guess your best bet is to rape and kill your hostages. How did it get this way is the question. Oh, never mind, I already know.

Let's Stay Classy.

Some of you may be concerned with the new direction I'm taking with this blog now that I've been given creative control, but I just want to assure you that I hold myself and all other contributors up to the high standards we have always maintained here in the past. Here's about three minutes of chicks falling and whatnot.

Pretty sweet, amirite?

I'm In.

It's been a long time since I've punched the digits for MTV into my remote. I just don't give a crap what the kids today are up to,but I may have to make an exception for this.

Who doesn't love a good train wreck. And this one might be the train wreckiest of them all.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

MC Now Has Admin Permission

Since I have been AWOL for like 2 months now (well it's actually been since I moved from Portland, really) Maximum Colossus now has admin permission. That means, MC, you can change the format, images, delete and what have you. Go Nuts!
I am currently looking for a new job, then I can look for a new place to live and the world will seem normal again... maybe.

Also, I invited Ryan in China to write on the blog as well. He sends me stuff and I never get around to posting em. Sorry about that buddy. Miss you guys up there in Portland. :)

Uh, Wow.

So, I am not at all what you call prudish towards violence in entertainment. Video games, TV, movies, whatever. It isn't on those industries to raise children in my opinion. But, I'm not so sure with this mission from the new Call of Duty game. The action starts at about 1:35 and you don't have to watch too much to get where I'm coming from.

I mean, that's really something.


Kaboom! Troy meets 300 meets God of War in the greatest Titan clashing of all time!!!

Seriously, though? Can't wait.

Monday, November 09, 2009


I don't mind that there's a guy this big or even that he's an authority figure. But that they actually make cop clothes to fit him is pretty amazing.

Friday, November 06, 2009


Earlier reports have witnesses to the Fort Hood shooting claiming the shooter yelled out "Allahu akbar (God is great!)!" before opening fire. Now articles like this, where Obama asks everyone not to jump to conclusions come out, and I can no longer find any media references to the shooter yelling that at all. I'm going to go ahead and jump to several conclusions.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

This Is Too Good.

Let's Have A Vote.

Since Blogust has more or less abandoned this blog for reasons to stupid for me to even get into, I propose we change this blog's name to Maximum Co-blog-us! Who's with me?! Huh? Anybody? A coup sounds good, amirite?

A Little Late

but still awesome.

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Wednesday, November 04, 2009


Like I needed an interview with Roland Emmerich to solve this mystery.