Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Move Over Martha Stewart

Here we have an english conservative homemaker. Well at least I hope she is. Her father was a former conservative cabinet minister under Thatcher.
No matter, ME LIKE!!!

Thursday, December 17, 2009


Because the 70's sucked.

Not sure I totally agree with the "we have more leisure time" comment, but through the awesomeness of technology I have been able to work from home for close to 6 years now.

Why Don't They Ever Hold These Things In The Summer?

How smart is it to hold a global warming conference where its about to be winter? I guess that shows the cluelessness of this entire movement.

"Denmark has a maritime climate and milder winters than its Scandinavian neighbors. It hasn’t had a white Christmas for 14 years, under the DMI’s definition, and only had seven last century. Temperatures today fell as low as minus 4 Celsius (25 Fahrenheit)."

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Things Are Heating UP!

Har Har Har.

More here.

Get A Rope.

Al Gore is a murderer in Illinois.

Oh, Shoot Me Already.

Seriously, I have no beef with the Ukelele:

But as usual something innocuous and kind of endearing takes on a whole new meaning when people start taking it too fucking seriously. What's the over/under on number of days before I have to smash some hipster jack-off over the head with his 'uke?'


I know Blogust finds the original of this photo questionable but I find this version super solid and totally worth every minute I spent making it. Yeah!

When Will The Climate Crusades Begin In Earnest?

These people are fanatical. When will their religion begin the bloody conversion of the rest of us pagans?

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

America's Hat and Their Awesome Healthcare System

Christmas is Coming!

I know what I want.

This Is A Great Line...

...from another blog. It needs no context:

"If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would jump out of the womb in a ski mask and challenge you to a knife fight."

Thursday, December 03, 2009

This Blog May Soon Be Illegal

No joke.

Interesting note over at Hot Air.

Another Black Conservative

The novelty is starting to wear off. Now if we can only get some of these guys in office.

Jon Stewart On Climategate


This is funny, but I take exception to the tone in the end the clip. It smacks of the idea that conservatives don't want to believe about climate change because they want to rape the environment while liberals are so concerned with nature well being, that climate change is a natural fear. Personally, I don't think the left cares about the environment anymore than the right and vice versa, but I do think the left wants climate change to be real because it would pose a referendum on capitalism. Polar bears just act as a mascot.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Tribute To Favre?

Why not

Litigation Lottery!

No embed code so you'll have to click here to check this out, but the gist of it is that a mother is suing the post office for returning a letter to her son in Iraq stamped "deceased." Turns out, her son was fine and it was just a horrible mistake. So, of course, she wants a bunch of money for being upset. Fuck the lawyers. Fuck the media for giving her a voice here.

Cast Of Family Ties Cursed!

First Alex P. Keaton gets Parkinson's and now his mom is gay! My prayers go out to Tina Yothers!