Monday, August 31, 2009

Bert and Ernie Gangsta Rap

Tassle Tees And Pole Dancing Dollies

In the last couple weeks Comrade has had to buy b-day gifts for my nieces friends and at times it proved to be a bit challenging. Well now he has nothing to worry about when it comes to future gift ideas.
Check these out.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Real Meaning Behind The Kennedy Funeral

Kennedy Was No Reagan

Nor was he his brothers, Robert and John, nor was he Princess Diana, or anyone else who was of any importance and recognition.
But he sure is getting a funeral as if he were.

I have been watching this funeral/memorial circus type thing on news for the last couple of days and it's been way over the top and a little embarrassing. I am expecting Elton John any minute to come out and sing Candle in the Wind.

And so I ask, what the hell is this all about? Sure it was appropriate to reflect on his life, but this? I think his importance is being waaaayyyyyy overstated.

Oh Fuck! A man who is now speaking is fucking crying.


Stupid T.V.

I'm telling you, I don't even think they care this much.
I don't know what it is, but this feels forced.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Nerd Porn

Let Me Get This Straight

...having babies with two women is ideal? Sign me up!

Just Plain Scary

The NEA is asking artists to make art that supports Obama's agenda.

No really.

Why does a President need to do this? As the article states, if you don't want to be compared to the Nazis, stop doing Nazi stuff.

This Is Not Enough Action!

Vertical blinds must be outlawed entirely, before more children die needlessly! And let's not forget that the number one reason people have blinds to begin with is...Global Warming!!! Aaaaaagh!

What Chance Do We Have...

...when not even Nessie can escape the Eye of Sauron (or Big Brother as it were)?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

This Is The Best I Can Come Up With For A Post

In order to show that in no way I am done with this blog I am going to say this, I haven't seen Inglorious Basterds or District 9 yet but I really want to.


I blame Socialism for the apparent collapse of this blog!!!

Friday, August 21, 2009

Enjoy This!

Mmm. That's some good schadenfreude. If I don't stop myself, I could be reading this all day.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Winkers! Not At All Unsettling

I think we should pool our money and buy in bulk. Who's with me?!

And Away We Go!

First comment on my work's FOOTBALL message board regarding news that ex-Giants receiver Plaxico Burress will serve two years in jail for shotting himself in the leg with an unlicensed firearm in a club last year:

I find ironic that our former vice president shot somebody while hunting and did not go to jail. Yet Plaxico shot himself and got 2 years.

That must be some of that Alanis Morisette irony he's talking about.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Well, Here's Your Problem Right Here...

...these bags were set for evil. So, the people of Seattle voted down the bag tax or whatever you call it, but it really didn't pass because of something the plastic bag industry did. You know, cause there's no way that the majority of the people really didn't want to pay for their bags. Right?

You Can't OWN A Cat, Man!

Well, I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie. Seriously, though, I worry that people will collect these free cats and sell them back to our government for $4,500. Such a cute ad, though. Awwwwwwwe.

It's His Land.

City graciously allows man to keep ballfield he built for his kids on his own effing land. So why the fuck should the city have any say in the first place? Oh, I know you have to have permits and meet zoning requirements, blah, blah, blah all that stuff is bullshit too. America.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


AMC is working on producing a TV series of The Walking Dead, a comic that at least a couple of people around here enjoy. This might scare some people, but AMC is not Fox. AMC is regularly lauded for their original programming, so this could be very cool.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Sympathy For Unions? I Think Not.

If there was a place in the US you'd think unions would be safe, then the SF Bay Area would probably be counted right up there. But something's happened recently to shift that sympathy.

BART workers have the balls to threaten a strike during these tough economic times. And it ain't sittin' well with the local folk.

Just when you think all is lost people show some brains.

Thursday, August 13, 2009


This is a term being thrown around a lot these last few weeks. It means building up phony grassroots support for your cause.

The Dems have been accused of planting questioners in front rows of these town hall meetings. If you are from a group that supports the Obama plan, you get front row seating and side door entry. Everyone else has to stand in line and gets rear room seating or standing room. This way the newspaper reporters and news cameras covering the speaker are closest the the planted astroturfers.

The speaker plays the game and pretends these people are getting chosen at random. Barry O seems to be a big player in rigging the questions through astroturfers.

Here's a segment from Texas. This lady claims to be a doctor. She's not. She's a long time Obama supporter lying in the name of astroturfing.

Just insane.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Healthcare Reform Is A Two Part Solution

So says the smartest man ever.
At least I think he is.

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

or maybe it will be.
SEIU thugs beat a man passing out "Don't Tread On Me" flags.

Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown Up.

They would have been cool with the Jack Nicholson Joker. Seriously. Heath Ledger's Joker was much more racially charged. Did you know that? Did you know that white people fear Obama because deep down we worry that at any moment he could turn into a violent street pimp?

So, Basically...

...this is his eHarmony profile video to Russia?


Behold, the answer these geniuses have come up with. This has to be from The Onion.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

If Obama Is Spock Then Palin Is Kirk

In the spirit of this blogs common Star Trek posts here is an articlet that compares Palin to Captain Kirk.

Here's Another One.

No mention here of what percentage of minority citizens come out to vote their Republican candidates into office. And minority candidates tend to run on a platform that appeals specifically to minority citizens, so why would I vote for them?

England Is Rad.

Kid gets in trouble for climbing a tree. Actually, American cops do the same thing. Paperwork everything to cover your ass. And here's why: When the parent says that he's afraid his child will be afraid to return to England, I can hear the lawyer he must have talked to telling him to establish some emotional distress. Fucking lawyers.

Video Games Are Racist.

Really, check it out. Couple of things, though. Unless I see some solid figures, I refuse to believe more Latino children play video games. The percentage of Latino children who play video games may be higher than the percentage of white children who play, but I doubt the overall head to head numbers play out that way. And secondly, how can you cite 50 Cent's video game as reinforcing stereotypes when it's based on an actual person who actually signed off on it? Come on already, we elected a black President. Can't we just get over this crap now?

Psychiatric Studies Are Depressing.

I want to slap these people around a bit. Especially the part where they dismiss all of us simple lay people. (What the fuck ever happened to "layman?" Were the ladies really losing their shit over that one?) I guess I'm not entitled to an opinion. I wasn't aware that we had the human brain so comprehensively figured out. That's why I'm a lay person. Oh well, any reason to give kids more drugs.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Now This Is A Lawsuit I Can Get Behind

Not that I feel sorry for this girl on any sort of intellectual level, I mean it's still buyer beware, but I do believe that the need for a college degree has been forced down people's throats and not everyone should get one or needs one. College is a racket for a lot of people and this girl is just one of many who has been sold a bill of goods.

I guess what I'm saying here is that on the outside I feel this lawsuit is B.S., but on the inside this story makes me cheer.