Thursday, August 28, 2008

Its Called Photoshop

Thanks To Ka-Pow

The site says, Church Signs That Won’t Make You Go To Church, but I don't know about that. These two signs are pretty awesome.

Epic. Just Epic.

Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

Now This Is What I Call Political Punk Rock

Speaking Truth to Power agianst the real abusers.
Jailed Cuban punk rocker to stand trial

Watch the video of Gorki's band Porno Para Ricardo

I've Been Saying...

...that whole Russia/Georgia thing was a set-up to swing the election for some time now, but it looks like we might have backed out on our end of the deal. Dems are gonna have a field day with this.

U.S. Is A Third World Nation?

Listening to the DNC, you would think we were livin' in Bangladesh or Belarus or something. These two articles don't match their rhetoric.
Sure, the gas is high and sucky and needs to go down, but if that is the govt. fault then look at this graph.

Gas was at $2.33 before Dems took control of house

I am not saying it is the Govt. fault our gas prices rose, I don't know much about that sorta stuff, but if there is going to be a blame game then I think it important to know more of the story.

UPDATE: Unemployment rate during the Bush years bests the Clinton years. Here

From Tim And Eric

I don't know why, but this kills me:

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I Don't Know...

...isn't that being a little hard on The Colonel?

Clinton Evokes The Suffragettes

I was going to write a blog on Clinton's dishonest and lame ass jab when she said
"John McCain is my friend and colleague, but he still doesn't believe women deserve equal pay for equal work."
but I snapped out of it and thought "Forget it! I need some Bowie."

Godwin's Law

Godwin's Law: "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

This One's For Ka-Pow

(Heh heh heh, pantsuits)

Solitary Man

Never was the biggest Neil Diamond fan, but many people up here in Oregon are and so I have grown to like him. Right now I am sure he is feeling a bit alone. Here

a video of my favorite Diamond song.

and my favorite Diamond cover

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears

Obama Speech Stage Resembles Ancient Greek Temple

Anyone watch Clinton last night? Wow, really worth watching. She was a completely different performer than she was a few months ago and she made me smile for two reasons...
1. After last nights speech, I was glad to know Barack beat her.
2. After last nights speech, I think many Dems were feeling buyers remorse.

Bill is speaking tonight and I think it is only going to compound the feeling that the Dems might have made a mistake. Obama is going to have to really dazzle them on Thursday if he doesn't want to be overshadowed by the Clintons, which he could do, but I am not sure if he will pull it off.
Hillary spent most of last nights speech talking about her personal accomplishments and very little about Obama himself. Obama has no accomplishments and no such luxury. What will he say? More about hope and change? It will be worth tuning in.

UPDATE: "Is this from the Onion?" quipped a McCain adviser Sweet!

2nd UPDATE: Double sweet! With the amount of times the camera panned to Bill last night, ya know this one is going to sting, that is, if he really does skip it..

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Watchmen

Started reading the Watchmen after MC's urging. It took me a little bit to get into it, but now that I have I can definitely see the appeal. It's also made this trailer a lot less confusing.

Hot Dogs Give You Cancer?

And I wanted to try out my new hotdog cookers too. (Man, that is so gay!)

Oh wait! False alarm? Awesome!

McCaingels, Episode 1

Anti-McCain comedy series
<a href="" target="_blank">McCaingels, Episode 1</a>

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

Notice the button?
Forty-seven percent (47%) of Democratic women say Clinton should have been picked and 21% of them say they’ll vote for McCain.

Here is a new McCain ad

and here is a T.Rex video, which has nothing to do with this post. Well it sorta does. The song is called "Deborah" and the lady in McCain's video is named Debra... OK, that is stupid. Again, nothing to do with this post.

Monday, August 25, 2008

This Is So Awesome!

Oh, come on!!! Like none of you never fantasized about this.

We're #2! We're #2!

Finally! San Diego sports teams getting the recognition they deserve.
The Booby Prize

Loved The Olympics

Feast your eyes on the fashionable headwear of the red drummer boys.

Didn't get to see the opening ceremony, but I heard it was really nice, but not the one last night. Some lame ass "Up With People" performance with bike helmets. What was that all about?
Oh well, so it goes.

Anyway, this post wouldn't be fun if it weren't political.
Over the last week, Obama praised China for their wonderful infrastructure and over at Conservative Punk we are reminded why it is so grand.

President Viktor Yushchenko

before and after pics of Ukrainian leader: product of an alleged assassination attempt by Russia.


Iraq PM says U.S. agrees to withdraw combat troops from Iraq by 2011, but no mention of non-combat troops in this article. Does that mean all will be staying? anyone know?

One For Blogust

I just got back from a week at the Bonneville speed week trials. Totally amazing.

Blogust, took this photo for you outside a Nevada casino on the way out there.

Dems Go Religious


"People of faith are being engaged in the convention in a new and robust way ,and it's because of Senator Obama's acknowledgment that people of faith and values have an important place in American public life," said Joshua DuBois, the Obama campaign's religious affairs director.

Well thank you, Barack. Wouldn't have known that unless the chosen one brought it to our attention.

The article really makes a point that the DNC looks religiously diverse, too.

How I imagine it will go down.
"Ummmm... can I get a couple jews over here and add a sprinkle of Hindus.
yes, yes, yes that is good. And lets see... ummm... wait, I change my mind. Hindus come over here and replace them with muslims. Ya know, muslims and jews sittin' together. Spiritual harmony and what not.
(Man, that was an easy one. What was I thinkin't puttin' Hindus there to begin with)
What else, what else, oh yeah! the wiccans and the atheists. Need to make them happy. and don't forget the buddhists.
HEY, FUCK YOU MORMON! We don't need your kind here. Evangelicals can stay... we need the vote, but make sure you leave the hayfork and your sister, I mean, your wife at home. (God, I crack me up)" Read this

Friday, August 22, 2008

Let's Get Some Shoes.

Okay, so I was on vacation last week, and I haven't posted in a while and I figured I should post something. This is weird and kind of weirdly mesmorizing enough to be a Friday Vid so enjoy.

Cock Fight!

Stole it from Ace of Spades.

Totten in Georgia

I am finding it more and more important to get the news from sources I can trust and Michael Totten is one of the tops.
Read his latest on Georgia

Friday Video

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Saw The Volleyball Game Last Night

But I missed this part of it.
I guess they liked his pat on the back.

Also, I hate how U.S.A. beat Japan twice in women's softball, but lost the game that counts and only received silver.

U.S.A. = Russia

From the man who is becoming the biggest joke every single day.

Gateway Pundit points out that Obama compared U.S.A. to Russia by saying
“They (Russia) can’t charge into other countries. Of course it helps if we are leading by example on that point.”

But in a way, isn't he also comparing Georgia to Iraq? (of course he is not comparing Georgia to Afghanistan because that is a war he agrees with) The idea that invading Georgia is the same as invading Iraq just proves how completely clueless this man is.
Did the leader of Georgia spend $26,000.00 per suicide bomber in Israel/Palestine?
Did Georgian leaders defy, how many was it again... 11 U.N. resolutions?
Did Georgian leaders kill thousands of their own people with chemical warfare?
Did they attack a neighborhing country because, according to 60 minutes, Sheik Jaber Al Ahmed Al Sabah of Kuwait insulted an Iraqi woman?

I could go on, but I think you get the point.

An American Carol

Video Game Junkie

I have been obsessed with Zelda the Twilight Princess, the funnest game EVER!, on the nintendo wii. Main reason I don't surf the net very much anymore.

I am sure I'll staty away from this game.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Health Experts Mad At Phelps

For signing a deal with Frosted Flakes.

"I would not consider Frosted Flakes the food of an Olympian," said nutritionist Rebecca Solomon of Mount Sinai Medical Center.
"I would rather see him promoting Fiber One. I would rather see him promoting oatmeal. I would even rather see him promoting Cheerios."

Wait a minute, Ms. Solomon. What if Phelps doesn't eat Fiber One or Oatmeal or Cheerios? We all saw his home video, the Fucker was eating Lucky Charms.

Update: Bigfoot Is Just A Rubber Suit

Didn't see that one comin'

Poland In The Crosshairs


"Russia's Foreign Ministry issued a statement saying the U.S. missile shield plans are clearly aimed at weakening Russia.
The U.S. says the missile defense system is aimed at protecting the U.S. and Europe from future attacks from states like Iran."

I don't know which to believe, they both sound right to me. But when you have Russia as the only country really complaining, it makes me wonder what they are so nervous about.

UPDATE: The new Soviet Union Missile shield in Syria?

Got This E-mail From My Aunt And Thought It Was Funny

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted
to be President some day.
> Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked
her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
> She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow what a
worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow,
pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.'
> She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her
Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
> And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
> Her folks still aren't talking to me.

UPDATE: Homeless Get Cleaned Up With Free Haircuts For Democratic National Convention.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Video Friday

God, I Hope This Is For Real

Here is what it reads:
Jodee Berry of Panama City, FLA., sits with her toy Yoda at her lawyer's office wednesday. Berry, a former Hooters waitress, has sued the restaurant where she worked saying she was promised a new Toyota for winning a beer sales contest in April. Berry, 26, believed that she had won a new car, but she was blindfolded, led to the parking lot and presented a toy Yoda, the little green guy from Star Wars.

Thanks to Ka-Pow for that.

Clinton Bitch Slaps Obama

While conflict is brewing in Ukraine and Poland, and Georgia has already been involved in a war against Russia, Obama is in Hawaii body surfing. Not that it matters to me, but you would think that the man who has been paraded around as America's next (and current) president would be more on the scene. What is his opinion? How would he handle it?

Alas, I don't think he would handle it very well. Ya see, the man has no spine and is incapable of making the tough decisions.

Case in point, he had Hillary beat. Finished! and now he has allowed her to come back from the dead and take his spotlight. Reminding us all who he really is.
Now, the reason Clinton's name was added to the nomination, as far as the Dems are concercened, is for party unity, but Chelsea is giving an introduction at the convention, and both Bill and Hillary are giving speeches. This is now the Clinton's convention. Networks and cable organization will all cut back to the convention when these three speak.
Obama has castrated himself, but then again, one can't remove what they never really had to begin with.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Lovin' The Olympics

Especially women's softball. (right now a rain delay has halted the game between Canada and the U.S.. Canada Leads 1-0 in the 4th)

(Jennie Finch)

Anyway, speaking of rain, I have to act as a little storm cloud by posting this quote from George Will.

"This year's August upheaval coincides, probably not coincidentally, with the world's preoccupation with that charade of international comity, the Olympics. For only the third time in 72 years (Berlin 1936, Moscow 1980), the games are being hosted by a tyrannical regime, the mind of which was displayed in the opening ceremony featuring thousands of drummers, each face contorted with the same grotesquely frozen grin. It was a tableau of the miniaturization of the individual and the subordination of individuality to the collective. Not since the Nazi's 1934 Nuremberg rally, which Leni Riefenstahl turned into the film "Triumph of the Will," has tyranny been so brazenly tarted up as art.
A worldwide audience of billions swooned over the Beijing ceremony. Who remembers 1934? Or anything."

I think George Will hit the nail on the head. All the polish and gloss should not allow us to forget the Communists, Tibet, political prisoners, religious persecution, no liberty (i.e. private property) or lack of freedom of speech. And though they are becoming capitalists more and more all the time, lets not forget that the Republic of China was created from a violent blood bath.

Hope This Is The First Time You've Seen This

Because if it is, you are in for a real treat.
Video Here

Monday, August 11, 2008

Third Way Thinking

Third Way Economics, a mix of stronger Government regulation to throttle growth and industry. Something that is strong among Democrat thinking. More here.

Third way is more Socialist than Centrist. There's already enough rules and regulations. Painful events are natural and necessary. The more we try to eliminate a truth of life, the more band-aids there are, and the messier things become.


You Old Dog!

You know the press will have fun with these for a long while.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Crouching Tiger Balls

Very Sneaky

Did the U.S. Prep Georgia for War with Russia?
Georgia has about 2000 soldiers in Iraq today (third largest of all other countries) and though they have announced they are pulling em out, their soldiers have been battle trained for 5 years.

Come to think of it, of the 21 coalition allies in Iraq, 12 either share the border with and/or were once occupied by Russia.
Ukraine, Poland, Slovakia, Georgia, Estonia, Latvia, Kazahkstan, Azerbaijan, Hungary, Bulgaria, Czech Republic and Romania

Another Kai Band

The Jinxes are playing Portland this weekend. Should be fun.
Here is their song "Pony Ride"

Why Men Get Into Politics

For the poon-tang of course! Who was it that said this? That atheist dude, right?

Edwards, Clinton, Newsome, soon to be Obama I'm sure.


It's about time!


Sure, this sorta thing happens with normal (that's right, I said NORMAL!!!) married couples, but usually a follow-up question isn't necessary. Like, which one is the boy's natural father? or, shouldn't the boy's natural parent have sole custody? and, how does this work anyway, sperm milk shake so that no one knows who the real father is unless there is a DNA test?

Do you see what I am driving at? Couldn't the article spend a little more time informing the reader about other details rather than selling it as a "Ho-hum. Just another domestic dispute."?

Dedicated To Yellow Dancer

The only person I know who didn't find the "Dirty Harry" Batman a bit annoying.

Heh Heh, Space Hippies

This joke is going all around the web. I wasn't going to post on it, but I thought, what the hell. I love Star Trek.

"Her Ass Meant" Nothing To Me

Sexual harassment okay as it ensures humans breed, Russian judge rules

Money quote:
"He always demanded that female workers signalled to him with their eyes that they desperately wanted to be laid on the boardroom table as soon as he gave the word," she earlier told the court. "I didn't realise at first that he wasn't speaking metaphorically."

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Clash Of The Titans

Is this what will happen if Hillary has her name placed into nomination at the convention alongside Sen. Barack Obama's?

New Site

That's worth a look.
Get Drunk And Vote 4 McCain

The idea of this blog is to say that "McCain is all we have for a GOP candidate, so we might as well vote for him." (not a direct quote) But if it is too tough for you to do, make sure you have a few drinks first.

The blog points out all the stupid things McCain and other Conservatives do and then gives you the recommended drink amount, at the end of each post, to help with the pain. (I think the milk is recommended when a Democrat does something stupid and helps the GOP's liver... not certain)

And I also think the site was started by Ann Coulter.

For What It's Worth

High oil prices giving Iraq up to $79 billion in surplus cash.

Can He Work His Magic For Britney?

Tarantino, with his uncanny ability to turn shithead actors into good ones, as well as, revitalize some pretty broken careers, has picked Britney Spears to play the role of Varla in Tarantino's re-make of "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"
Can he work his magic for her too?

Seen This Yet?

UPDATE: Ben Stein a.k.a. stick in the mud

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

I'm With The Libertarians On This One

FDA and similar type beuracracies cause more harm than good. This article by John Stossel is old, but it is one he echoes over and over again. It mostly focuses on drug companies but he seems to make the same argument for everything.

Mutual Of Omaha Sort Of Day

Alaskan state officials, headed by Gov. Palin, challenges federal ruling over polar bears.
But don't read this AP article about it. It will only anger you.
This one is far better.

Also, More than 100,000 rare gorillas found in Congo and some are even carrying the features of Dian Fossey. (I might have made that last part up)

Speaking Of Cow Farts

( This picture is so gross that I had to post it again)

You gotta love Mexico. Not only are they willing to cut down on cow farts to prevent Global warming, but they do it by putting bulls to death in front 1000's of screaming fans. And they aren't age bigots about it either. 6 year olds can join in on the fun and 1000's of screaming fans will be witness if the kids gets gored.

Ok, so I exagerated a little. 6 year olds only fight the calves. (no horns)
But this 10 year old doesn't. This is Michelito Lagravere the kid the article speaks about. Watch this fight and you will see a couple of close calls.
If you get bored, fastforward to 4:10 for the kill.

Obama's Corner

I put this video into "Obama's corner", because you would think it was an Obama ad, but sadly, it isn't.

Here is an Obama quote
"Andy Warhol said we all get our 15 minutes of fame," says Barack Obama. "I've already had an hour and a half. I mean, I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse." (in case you didn't catch it, it isn't just Obama playing the race card card. )

National Black Republican Association

For those of you who believe, like I do, that the Democratic party has been most harmful to Black Americans should spread the word. has more on Frances Rice.

Lefties = Brownshirts

Ooops.... Nazi reference... I lose.
I could expand on this further, but why should I? I agree with everything he says.

Monday, August 04, 2008

TIME Can Suck It.

Fucking bullshit. Okay, I'll say it. Checking tire pressure sucks. And most gas stations have only one air hose for all these people that are supposed to be regularly adjusting their air pressure. And you have to go inside and ask someone to turn it on. And if it becomes a high demand people will start charging for the service. And speaking of charges, tune-ups aren't cheap. And how do they propose we cut down on idling? Are they suggesting shutting off our engines at stoplights or in traffic? I'm pretty sure that causes extra wear on your transmission, your starter and your ignition. Of course, I'm a horrible, lazy, selfish bastard for saying so. If only I'd been born a Democrat.

It's The Smuggiest

What? You need your mother? Do you even have a computer, or even know how to use one? peasant...
I'll be voting from Paris or maybe even Canada, whichever. FYI: Canada is not America. (you stupid, stupid hillbilly hick.)
Anywho, TTFN and remember to Vote Obama.

Old Boy

This fight scene, from the movie Old Boy, is one of the greatest I've seen. No editing, no quick takes, just turn the camera on and let them go for it.

S.F. Mayor Proposes Fines For Unsorted Trash

After living in the Bay Area for a short time, I can see them do it too. I think I was ticketed more times (little tickets too... and when I say little I mean mostly parking tickets with big price tags) in the two years I lived in East Bay than I have in my whole life. And from what I hear, SF is worse. So something like this does not surprise me.

Way Late Friday Video

Nothing turns a dog on more than a kid bent over an ottoman screaming at the T.V.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Rat People,...

...also known as Retards, apparently are considered to be "God's Children" in Pakistan.

Screw all that, I say how do I get my hands on one of them. They are freaking goldmines. Probably raking in more coinage than a freaking wishing well. Here

Quote Of The Day

McCain's camp fires back at the New York Times for calling them race baiters.

"the paper's (New York Times) editors seem to have all the intelligence and reason of the average Daily Kos diarist sitting at home in his mother's basement and ranting into the ether between games of dungeons and dragons."

Read the whole thing. It is hilarious.

Did Anyone Know That Hogs Got This Big?

And did anyone know that Apes have rights in Spain?

Anyway, it seems that some people think that hogs have rights too. Well at least the same amount of rights as the 11 year old who shot this one. here

I know, I know, just a bunch of jerks who are bored with life and so they are picking on the kid.
I am not worried. It is clear he can take care of himself.

I guess trophy hunters are a thing of the past. Too bad, I was really looking forward to some elephant's feet barstools.

Redbull - Flugtag

Flyday, Flugtag auf deutsch, is here in Portland this Saturday. For those of you who don't know, Flugtag is when people make flying machines and push them off a pier. Ya know, for distance. It is sponsored by red bull and so I am hoping jaeger bombs will be in my future. Hey! That would be a great idea for a flugtag plane. The B-52 Jaeger Bomber.
Ahhh, it has probably already been done a thousand times before.

UPDATE: Just got word that this will be the plane we will be supporting.


Really scary.