For signing a deal with Frosted Flakes.
"I would not consider Frosted Flakes the food of an Olympian," said nutritionist Rebecca Solomon of Mount Sinai Medical Center.
"I would rather see him promoting Fiber One. I would rather see him promoting oatmeal. I would even rather see him promoting Cheerios."
Wait a minute, Ms. Solomon. What if Phelps doesn't eat Fiber One or Oatmeal or Cheerios? We all saw his home video, the Fucker was eating Lucky Charms.
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While we're on the subject of Phelps doesn't anyone else think it's a little unfair that he gets to win so many gold medals just because he's so much better than anyone else? Someone else should get a chance to win some gold medals. I don't have any gold medals, but that's only because I never had the chance to become a gold medal Olympian. There should be a law!
Sorry, finally read Atlas Shrugged. Really liked that James Taggart character.
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