God, I Hope This Is For Real

Here is what it reads:
Jodee Berry of Panama City, FLA., sits with her toy Yoda at her lawyer's office wednesday. Berry, a former Hooters waitress, has sued the restaurant where she worked saying she was promised a new Toyota for winning a beer sales contest in April. Berry, 26, believed that she had won a new car, but she was blindfolded, led to the parking lot and presented a toy Yoda, the little green guy from Star Wars.

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