Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday Vid.

I'm not dressing up this year.

Real letter about a child's costume:

Hi Peter,

We figured this is the last year we can make our daughter dress up as whatever we want before she demands to be a princess next year.

The hardest part was the Spock haircut, followed by teaching her to do the Vulcan salute. Other than that, she already has natural Vulcan brows.


Monday, October 26, 2009

Another Music Video

I had an awesome weekend. I finally got to see one of my most influential bands.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Video Friday

A film maker from Nor Cal filmed my band last year and put out a video. He's gone back over the video, added some overlays and put it out in HD. Not too bad.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

Check It Out!

This is my new profile picture!

It's Hawk, from Buck Rogers! How fucking sweet is that?! Would it kill you fuckers to give me some props?!!! I need to be validated!!! Also, Erin Gray:


Sunday, October 18, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Porch Monkey

I just finished watching Juan Williams argue with some other black dude about racial witchhunts and Rush Limbaugh. Juan William's argument was that Rush is so hated by the left that they were willing to spread rumors about racial slurs Rush never made, but people were ready to believe. While the black dude next to him made the comment that Rush did make racist comments and he should own up to it.

In the end Juan Williams made a good argument against his opponents "Barack the Magic Negro" argument and the fucking guy responded with "Why don't you go back to the porch, Juan" I shit you not. I am waiting for it on youtube.

Once again it is okay to make racial comments if you're black and direct them to anyone including other blacks, but if you are white and a conservative, you can get nailed for comments that were never uttered. Let's face it, liberals are racist mother fuckers. AS A RULE! and have been able to convince the country that it's conservatives who are racists. The reason Rush was kicked out of the bidding was because of a race witchhunt. I am convinced of that.

Okay, Just Another Little Taste.

So, one guy at my work brings up how the British High Courts called An Inconvenient Truth alarmist and wouldn't allow it in schools without opposing views. Here's what one of my other coworkers replied:

What if I said I knew of a documentary that proved the Holocaust never happened and that a British High Court had determined that some film about the Holocaust was over-stated and inaccurate? Would that be credible at ALL? Are you seriously telling me that you would find such things evidence that the Holocaust was a “hoax”? Judges aren't historians. Documentarians can make films purporting to refute anything. One sign of ideology is when you give credibility, willy nilly, to evidence that has none.

"Sounds like something Hitler would say" would have been more concise, but that's pretty good.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Meet Bo Snerdley

He is Rush's call screener. I wonder if he knows his boss is a racist.

Sorry That I Haven't Blogged

but I was overtaken by a succubus
Some have depicted the Succubus to look like the image above, but I think the image below is more accurate... if, of course, you replace that goofy lure thing with tits.

Making Up For Lost Time

Me like this song

Japanese Game Show Involving Fake Sniper Fire

Panic Face King

Umm, Yeah...

This sort of destroys Giant Shark Vs. Giant Octopus. D'you know why? Cause this could really happen!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Garotzuva Returns!

Global Warming is the big subject here at my work again, and if this blog wasn't so sorry I'd share some of the glory here. Until I see some regular action on this site, I'm holding the craziness hostage. And if you think I'm bluffing, the most recent thing someone here said follows:

If you'd watch Al Gore's movie you'd learn ALL OF THIS. EDUCATE YOURSELF.

That's verbatim and not at all a joke, people.

I Got This Group Email

And its true!

Irena Sendler

Friday, October 09, 2009

San Francisco Public Transportation Rules

Ok, Ok, I understand that this can happen anywhere, but with my experience of the transportation in the Bay Area I can't to help to believe that this is usual.


Obama got the freaking Nobel Prize for Peace and all he did was absolutely nothing! Nobody has anything to say about this at all?!!!

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Good Intentions...

...and also for not being George Bush. Well, mostly for not being Bush.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

If Rush Buys The Rams...

I will become a Rams fan. The Chargers sucking year after year has made me wonder, "what do I gain for being a football fan?"
With the Rams as my team, I will not only be rooting for a team, but for a political idealogue as well. It will make games that much more enjoyable.

Monday, October 05, 2009

I Don't Know Why I Bother With This Crap Blog...

...but this about made me cry. Epic.

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

This Is Alison Brie.

She is on Mad Men (a show it took me nearly two season to decide whether I liked or not) and the new NBC comedy Community (a show that after only three episodes i'm pretty sure is just okay).

I would kill you all if she asked me to.