Thursday, May 27, 2010

What a Piece of...Work.

They announced this morning that they appear to have successfully plugged the oil spill in the gulf. So guess what happened then?

Pavlov's Dogs

I can't help to think that Chris Dodd blaming Bush for Gulf oil spill is more of a force of habit than anything else. Don Imus will have none of it.
BTW: I didn't know Chris Dodd retired. Where was the parade?

Orson Welles is(was) Awesome, Drunk.


Is this guy trying to get in my pants?

Cause it seems like he trying to get in my pants.


Silly Bandz. Obviously, they are unbearable distraction. I wonder if we're getting the whole story here. Sounds like the kids might be inadvertently learning a little about capitalism. Or maybe they promote individualism too much. Maybe some families can't afford $5 packs of Silly Bandz. Maybe the same families who can't (or won't) feed their kids lunch and then complain because the free cheese sandwiches schools hand out make their kids feel poor. This just feels like another symptom.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I Want To Feel Confident About This

but I don't

I'm So Glad...

...that after all these years we are finally able to extend an apology to the Muslim people for 9/11.

Update: What this guy said. I couldn't agree more. The Muslims who supposedly do not endorse radical Islam should not even be trying to do this. They claim to "understand." I believe they understand all too well.

Monday, May 24, 2010


Who knew the robot apocalypse would be so adorable? I want one.

Now, somebody put a gun on that thing.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Another Panic Stricken Actor

What is it with these people? Is it emotion that makes them good actors or are they just echoing a prevailing thought? Jeremy Irons is the new Chicken Little.

Obama In Bed With Big Oil

I don't know if Palin's accusation is accurate, but it's funny how the tables are turned and it took a woman with star power to turn them.
Trust me, this will resonate.

BTW: I hate it when libs use the line "big oil" when referring to Bush's war or Conservatives who want offshore drilling and so I should condemn Palin for doing the same thing, but I won't.

UPDATE: Jindal says he's not going to wait for the Obama administration to act protecting the wetlands.
BP-Gate: 34 Days and Obama Still Lets Oil Giant Run Show (I love the title of that Rueters article)
I ask you this, in a race for sympathy and adoration who wins, Obama or Louisiana? Will people actually start turning on Obama for ignoring the Darling state, or will the previous emotional overflow cease for Louisiana for making Obama look bad. We'll see once that shit starts to really wash ashore. Any word from Sean Penn on the matter?

Another UPDATE: Palin's words all over the net.

The Story I'm Sure The White Yuppies Hope To Bury

What? Europe had it wrong? Say it aint so.
But they are older and so much wiser. How can this be?
Boo hoo hoo... Hold me, Francisco... Boo hoo hoo.

Tip My Canoe

I read that Dengue fever has made it's way to Key West and I though of this band.

Radio K at SXSW: Dengue Fever - "Tip My Canoe" from Radio K on Vimeo.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Friday Video

Tear jerker

Change Style - Don't Follow Your Leader

Sorry. I couldn't help myself from posting the Obama logo.

When Hollywood Makes Sense To Me

No whining, no blame games, no new calls for laws that would put a strain on the American people. If Hollywood really cared about the causes they so often shout about then they should roll up their sleaves, pony up the cash and lead by example.
I say, good job, Costner.

And if these machines work, Costner stands to make a shitload of money and I say good on that too.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Zombie Time

No pics this time, but it is 'Draw Mohammed Day' and so I will post his article.

Ok, Who Blew Valerie Plames Cover Again?

Oh that's right, it was Richard Armitage. Colin Powell's right hand man and no friend to Cheney.
And was Richard Armitage arrested for the leak? (A perfectly arrestable offense according to the news media over and over again.)
No he was not. He wasn't even indicted.
And so why do people keep using language like this?

"It's a dramatization of the life of ex-CIA agent Valerie Plame, whose cover was blown (and anti-weapons-of-mass-destruction career ruined) as payback for her diplomat husband, Joe Wilson, publicly refuting the Bush administration's justifications for the Iraq War."

I hate Sean Penn

Mom Stages Mock Arrest On Her 5 Year Old Son For Playing With Matches

As a result the state has decided to stage a mock intervention and pretend to take her child away from her. Ok, not really, but this woman is an ass.


What exactly do any of these people actually believe in anyway?


Oh, how I want to see this.

Yay For Regulation

The town many of us on the blog lived in (San Luis Obispo) has been undergoing a multi-year long program of "earthquake retrofitting" in its downtown. Many of the long time mom and pop stores have been forced to shut down because they can't afford the cost. In their place: the evil major corporation. Chipotle is now in downtown SLO...

Here's some more fuel for the fire. Regulations rule!

Today Is Draw Muhammad Day

I 'm not going to draw one, but I will post this.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I Sure Wish Today Was Friday

This would have been the perfect video

Ummmm, What?

“Obviously, the loss of Daniel Pearl was one of those moments that captured the world’s imagination because it reminded us of how valuable a free press is.”

Does that make a lick of sense to any of you? Did his beheading remind you how valuable a free press is? There is no way this President believes that line of horse shit. It is pandering of the worst kind.

Funniest Title For A Post I've Read Today

Obama Holds State Dinner With Mexican President... Will Check ID's

Global Warming Quack Gives A Wonderful Graduation Speech In Tennessee

Trust me, this will make your day. It's edited, but that is what makes it so wonderful.

Shia LaBeouf Takes A Whack At Indiana Jones Sequel

I haven't seen the movie yet, but this was still an amusing read.

In Today's Movie World It's Good To Be A Geek

Because it's movies like these that gives us something to live for.

Soccer Is So Boring...

That even this "amazing" goal is uninteresting to me.

Danzig Watches Fox News???

I am even a bigger fan now. If that is at all possible.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010


With the lady at CNN expressing her disappointment that the NYC bomber a few weeks ago wasn't an angry white man and Alan Colmes proclaiming that there is no radical Islam to this.

Pretending that is doesn't exist doesn't make it so. Defending Islam's blood lust doesn't make you tolerant. Instead it makes you a coward. To scared to admit there is a problem in the world, because you don't have the guts to admit that you're not going to do anything about it.

I'm not afraid to admit it. I know there is a problem and I also know I am too much of a pansy to volunteer my time and that is why I say, God Bless Our Brave All Volunteer Military!

When Did Embarrassment Become Sufficient Punishment?

Woody is at again and in less than a week.
I wonder if Polanski takes comfort from this when it comes from Woody Allen. Well, they are of like mind. Maybe he does.
And part of me thinks Woody isn't speaking on Polanski's behalf at all, but making a plea for himself. The quote should read, "I was embarrassed by the whole thing... I have suffered... and I have paid my dues. I am an artist and a nice person... who did something wrong and I have paid for it."

Monday, May 17, 2010

How's That Utopian Socialism Working For Ya?

The "gimme somethin' for nuttin'" crowd is sure feeling the results of stupid public poilcy. Its so amazing (mind boggling actually) to hear EUROPEAN nations say stuff like this:

...getting their deficits down was "the only task that everyone has to fulfill for himself and for the common good."

I'm pretty sure that historically the "common good" was defined by how much Government could spend and take from one group of people and give to another. How that tune changes when the sh** hits the fan.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Yay Government!

Boo poor, little, non-profits.

Woody Allen Wants Obama To Be A Dictator For A Few Years

Not at all kidding.

Hey, Woody (you creepy pervert) If Obama were a Dictator it wouldn't be for a few years. If he had absolute power, he wouldn't just step down once he's done creating your socialist utopia, but I'm sure you already know that.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

We Are Done For.

I don't want to be all doom and gloom here, but...DOOM and FUCKING GLOOM!!!

Those Awesome French...

... are better at fighting terror than we are. So says MSNBC.

There are so many holes in this story's argument that it would take volumes to document. But here are a few top points:

- If the US was not in Iraq and Afganistan then the terror problem in Europe would probably be higher. US involvement on the world stage makes it possible for smaller countries like France to have a more manageable terror issue.

- France is not part of the "war on terror" yet terrorists are still planning to blow up French stuff. Explain that MSNBC.

- The article states multiple potential civil liberties violations that the French are performing, but the article praises the French for doing it. Guess its ok for the French to do it because, you know, liberals love France.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

And Awaaaay We Go!

Here comes the energy bill.

More of the Same

Maybe if the flag had said "In Obama We Trust" there wouldn't have been such an issue.

Oh, and some atheists are sore losers.

Jesus Christ

I guarantee people will try this.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

This Is What World of WarCrack Can Do To You

Cancelled WoW Account Meltdown - Watch more Funny Videos

How About A Little Jelly For You, Sister

Is the The Sun a site we can trust? I hope so.

Gimme Stuff!

Bums invade Hawaii, and who could blame them?

Once Again...

Global Warming alarmists hit us with a possibility we can't disprove. And why not? Because as is always the case they are merely saying that it could happen. Here's a great scientific decree:

"There's something like a 50/50 chance of that over the long term," he said.

I'm amazed he didn't say, "Oh, and if it doesn't happen, that's because of Global Warming too."

I Have No Doubt...

...that these will eventually become hipster chic.

Our Kind Of Web Site

I Can't Believe I Beat You Guys To This Post

RIP Frank Frazetta.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Seniors Are No Longer Allowed To Be Thankful

Pray to the state if you are going to pray at all.
That's right, old people, who butters your bread? Now shut the hell up and eat your gruel. It's bad enough you're still boring us with your war stories and your dedication to this country. You are obsolete. Now let the young people think for you.

I understand that they can pray during the moment of silence, but I'm sorry, I find this a little maddening. I don't know why but I do.

Just A Thought

But I am so happy that Mike Myers was chosen by Obama for the Supreme Court.
My God!

We Love Larry Castro!!!

If you like reading articles about celebrities and their crazy love affair for Cuba as much as I do then read this.

Friday, May 07, 2010

Friday Sword Porn

This video is 9 minutes long. I dare you not to watch the whole thing. It's two fat guys hacking shit up with a huge sword. If you think that there is no way he starts throwing that sword at stuff then this must be your first time on the internet. I'm buying two of these things.

Friday Video

The head's off limits

Tories Take Back England?


Throw Another Turd On The Shit Pile

Not much in the way of details on this one, but when I read the words 'bureau' and 'federal reserve' in the same sentence, one can only imagine.

Will Palin's Endorsement Finally Rid Us Of Barbara Boxer?

I think it will.

I Think You'll All Be Shocked to Learn...

...that the press does this.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

This Is What Entitlements Do To A Nation

Entitlements look great at first, but they are always under funded (or the funds are pillaged for other half-brained government plans) and end up leading to the mess we are now seeing in Greece.

How could ANYONE with eyes or ears think the current US path of government expansion and growth of entitlements will lead the US anywhere else but where Greece is now?


Fuck you, Comedy Central. Let me be clear here, I could not care less if they want to make a cartoon about Jesus. It's the utter lack of respect for one faith in the face of gutless submission to another that offends me.

Barely Even News Anymore

Teens sent home from school for wearing American flag apparel on Cinco de Mayo. The best part is that every Mexican I know always laughs about how Cinco de Mayo is for white people and that they couldn't care less about the holiday. I have no doubt it was white students and teachers who complained.

P.S. How long before they make May 5 a national holiday? I'm sure somebody has this on their agenda already.

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Iron Man 2 Review



Just in Case You Didn't Know

George Bush is responsible for the attempted Times Square job.

I Swear It's Not the Political Aspect

It's just that this Grindhouse bullshit always works better as a trailer than as a feature length deal, much like a Saturday Night Live skit. Still, it's a pretty sweet trailer.

I mean, in my perfect world pretty much everything has a Gatling gun strapped to it.

Monday, May 03, 2010

Does This Seem Like an Agenda Piece?

I'm so tired of this garbage. Just tax it already. I'm fully aware that the masses will eat this up with a spoon. For crying out loud, think of the children!

One of My All Time Favorites