Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Garotzuva 1 Tokyo 0

Tokyo recorded there first winter without snow since 1876 and Garotzuva is to blame. The reason for the lack of snow in the year 1876 however was reported to be caused by Hedrah "Lord of the Third Prism". Hedrah was a giant sea Dragon that looked like a turtle and used steam as its breathe weapon, causing 5d6 points of damage with no saving throw. Hedrah was ultimately vanquished by Garotzuva in the early 1900's during the Wars of Monster Island, but that story is for a different time.

Never fear, the UN has devised a plan to put a stop Garotzuva once and for all.

Hasta La Vista Baby

Christina Aguilera "Candyman"

Hotair calls this a salute to the troops, but to me it as a salute to the Andrew Sisters. One of the lines is "He is a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop." which begs the question, didn't that pop a long time ago?

Oh man I am going to catch hell for that comment.

Your Wednesday PSA.

The more you know...


We could learn so much from the baby monkeys and the baby tigers. I think I just vomited a rainbow. A rainbow of cuddwy wuv. Happy Wednesday, ladies.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Back For "Moe"

I haven't posted on this Mother in awhile. Apperently Moe Chavez is going to nationalize foreign oil.
To the left it means this.
"Oh Moe is so great. He is nationalizing those money hungry, environment killing, big oil companies and then disrtributing the earnings to all his children of Venezuela. What a giver. I wish our politicians were this great."

Why Do I Keep Posting On Iraq?

Becuase I have to.
With Al Sadr, leader of the Shia Militia known as the Mahdi Army, running to Iran and Zarqawi part 2 reportedly injured, how is the surge doing? Here


I'm going to go with the researchers over the idiot college sophomore on this one. How do you combat the growing narcissism in the United States? The solution doesn't exist in our society anymore. Authoritative parenting? What's that? Try telling you neighbors you practice authoritative parenting and see how quick CPS shows up at your door. Spankings are considered beatings these days. And who has time to watch their kid sit in the corner for five minutes? And what does that really teach a child anyway. Parents today are told that they must shield their children from pain and consequence. I love to sound politically incorrect so I'm just going to ahead and blame the single mothers and deabeat dads of America. Mothers tend to want to protect their precious angels and without dad around to say, "I got hit in the head with a dodgeball lots of times. It's no big deal. Go rub some dirt on it, Junior!," I see little hope. Of course, another problem is that the only dads that seem to be sticking around are the ones who who were getting hit in the head a little too much, so now they're out to spare everyone's children the humiliation of learning that they are uncoordinated spazzes. And another thing, children aren't learning to lose graciously anymore. Or lose at all for that matter. Little League games end in ties no matter what these days. Retarded. Too bad the rest of the world doesn't play as fair. We're all going to learn the hard way.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Manufacturing Dissent

A new Documentary is coming out called Manufacturing Dissent. Actually I am not sure if it is coming out or if it is already out, but look for it.
Anyway it is a documentary about Michael Moore's filmmaking style and the lies he manufactures. The beautiful part about this documentary is that Republicans did not make it. In fact it was made by two Canadians. You guys know what Candians are don't you? Canadians are people who reside in the very country Michael Moore blew all throughout Bowling for Columbine. In otherwords they come from Canada. Here is a clip.

ME? Post about the Academy Awards?

I was eating dinner at a restaurant. It was on in the background. Honest.

So what was the chance of CARS getting best animated feature on a night where they blew green sunshine up Al Gore's ass? Or maybe it was green sunshine coming out of his ass... Was it any guess it would go to the left leaning flick about animals who live on ICE???

This was surprisingly refreshing considering it comes from the SF Chronicle. A few of my favorite entries:

-- Wait, wait, wait. These awards are deadly dull, and now they bring out James Taylor? What next, a lecture from Melissa Etheridge?


-- Apparently Al Gore has eaten the world's excess carbons.

-- Hey, Al Gore, we've found a cure for global warming -- glacial pacing!

Saturday, February 24, 2007

I'm On A Roll Today

Just going around the net swiping other people's posts. I got this video from Pundit Review.

The Hollywood Agenda

This isn't going to be much of shock to any of you guys, but I am one of those people that not only thinks the MSM and Hollywood want us to lose the Iraq war, but that they will do anything they can to see it happen.

Therefore I think it is important to link to people who combat this bias. One of my favorites is a guy by the name of Pat Dollard.

Pat Dollard, who was an embedded reporter in Iraq and was also a Hollywood talent agent, puts out tons of great videos which I have linked to in the past. If you want to see them again then go here. Recently he appeared on Red Eye to do an interview. You can catch the interview here.

During his interview he mentions some other fellas that I have linked to.
Michael Fumento
Bill Roggio
Michael Yon who was made famous by this photo.

Please spend some time checking out these web pages. I think you will find them informative.

"A truly powerful media is one that can stop a war, not start one."-Jane Fonda accuses media outlets such as Fox News for the Iraq war.

UPDATE: Can't get enough of Pat Dollard

UPDATE: Black Five has something to say about this weekends 60 Minutes.

Waddlin' Around

Another King Khan & BBQ Show video.

Friday, February 23, 2007

A World Without America

These Brits made this video.

The Onion Es Bueno.

Muy bueno.


Another band CJ turned me onto, Two Gallants. I think there pretty spiffy.

This Video Speaks Volumes

Here is a Greenpeace commercial about SUV's and gas guzzling, but to me it says a whole lot more than I think Greenpeace intended it to.

Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster

Michael Medved was talking about Garotzuva today and oddly enough he brought up Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster. (Medved and I are simpatico.) He was making the claim that Melissa Ethridge's song "I Need to Wake Up" is not oscar worthy and that "Save the Earth" was much better. You decide. Here is the techno version. I would have posted the real version but it was in Japanese.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Tolerant Muslim

My newest oxymoron.

Now it's one thing to post a blog that describes how to make a nuclear weapon, let's say, but jailing because of a blog that expresses opinion??

Hillbilly Hoedown. Double Feature.

I have been listening to a lot of old country lately and I am diggin it. Two of my favorites right now are Roger Miller and Dave Dudley. especially Roger Miller. I am sure you guys rember Roger Miller's song "King of the Road", but here is a video of him doing "England Swings."

And here is Dave Dudley doing my favorite song of his "Six Days on the Road."


In The Words Of Creedence "It Aint Me. It Aint Me. I Aint No Senators Son."

No he isn't. He is the Princes son.

Oh. My. God.

I see you, Garotsuva!!!

Finally, a face to go with the destruction. It's even more horrible than we'd imagined. Also, it's a bit unnerving to find out that China's pottery craftsmen have been employed by the Demon. His numbers continue to grow.

Seriously, though, doesn't the first line of the article make you think it's a joke? It is the Sun, of course, so it probably is.

One Word, Blog-ust.


What A Shame.

...when money is the only thing that motivates someone to help people.

Merck "donated" $50,000 to the Governor of Texas before he pushed legislature to vaccinate all 6th grade girls against HPV, which causes cervical cancer. Merck stands to make billions of dollars if legislature like this passes around the country. The conservaties want to stop it because they worry it would turn our young women into a nation of whores and they would no longer be elligible for Heaven. Unlees, of course, they repent.

Since this new information would also seem to throw the legitimacy of the vaccine and the science behind it into doubt, it will probably be enough to nix the vaccination for some time. Sad.

Of coure, it's sad that my only motivation for caring is that I'm rooting for a nation of whores. That should kick in just about the right time for my midlife crisis.

San Diego Resident Takes On The "Artists"

This isn't going to be much of a post, but I thought it sorta interesting since it happened in San Diego. Well actually more like Carlsbad. Anyway, there were 300 people braving the rough San Diego weather, at least that is how the reporter described it, protesting the war in Iraq. It wasn't being sold as a protest however, but as a piece of art.
Hmmm...Is it me or does it seem like these types of people are very loose with the word art.
Moving on, the protesters...errr...artists dressed up in black clothes, lined the road and carried names of the fallen soldiers. Ah yes, now that is art. Personally I think they dropped the ball on this one. The "300" protesters should have dressed themselves in Scarlet Red Cloaks, armed themselves with shields and spears, and in unison screamed out "Sparta", but I am sure that would have defeated their purpose.

While this was going on, another San Diego resident who is native to Russia, since there are few real San Diego natives left, went around spoiling the "Artists" work. And how did he do this exactly? It wasn't with signs, or shouts, or anything like that. All he did was hand out 4"x6" american flags. Read the post here.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

More Hillary Bashing

Just can't get enough.

1/2 Hour News Hour

Missed the premiere of 1/2 hour news hour? I did. Don't worry, I have it right here.

State of Fear

I try to watch Charlie Rose whenever I can. He seems a little too fascinated by Hollywood stars, but outside of those interviews his show is pretty good.

Today I saw in interview with Michael Crichton. All I know about this guy is that he wrote Jurassic Park, Coma, Westworld, etc. "Oh great", I thought, "another Hollywood interview."

Well, it turns out Mr. Crichton is quite a Garotzuva skeptic, based a lot on what he sees as the mingling of science and political agenda.

Read this excerpt from his book, State Of Fear. I'm buying this thing.

Monday, February 19, 2007

For Arvin

Congrats on the bike purchase!

This has been posted before, but what the heck.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Some Light Weekend Reading.

Courtesy of Something Awful.


I didn't realize our lawifiers was so smartified.

And Here... where the Conservatives lose me. This fight against vaccinating girls against HPV. They want to give parents a choice? Are parents allowed to not get other vaccinations for their children? Only the God-fearing right would ever think to use a life-threatening disease as a case for abstinence.

Prepare Yourself...

...for never reading another news item ever again. You don't have to. Everything else will pale in comparison. I have no problem stating that this is, unequivically, the greatest thing that I've ever read. Take that, Shakespeare!

If that is not an Olympic sport by the year 2012, we have failed as a planet.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

The Picture Of Dorian Gray

One of my favorite stories is from a book written by Oscar Wilde called The Picture of Dorian Gray, which was later put to film. I recommend both versions. The story is about an angelic boy who sells his soul in order to remain youthful. His soul ends up trapped in the painting and though he remains angelic in appearance, his heart starts to blacken. I always loved that story and sometimes I look around making my own comparisons to Dorian Gray. O.J., Michael Jackson, and maybe even Nicole Smith have been a few my victims. O.J. for example, is so blackened that he seems to be screaming to be freed from his own portrait. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if deep down inside he wishes he was found guilty. To bad. Hell on earth.
But the one thing I never considered, how it would affect a city. San Franisco for example. Would the city devour itself and blacken like Dorian Gray? I think it would and in fact I am convinced it is.
Watch this video.
Maybe I am overreacting a little. Maybe the comic book really is being used to show another side of story and it is good for kids development and has no intention to force feed lefty propaganda.
This could all be true if "IF" it were an isolated case. But it isn't. With a murder rate surpassing Oakland, A mayor more interested in his hair than his successes, human shit all over the streets, drug-use everywhere, and a basic overall contempt for anything American leads me to one conclusion. "GET OUT BARON! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"

Its about time

Susan B. who? Sacagawhat?

Hurrah for dead, white guys!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Lonesome Town

It is Valentine's Day evening and I am in my office. So I think this video is fitting. Also, I think this song rules.

The Conservative Daily Show

The dude who produces 24 (and no I am not going to look up his name. Do it yourself) is making a conservative styled Daily Show. Here is a clip.

Some on the web are afraid it is going to suck.

It's About Effing Time!

For crying out loud there are, like ten buttons and three directional pads on my current gaming console controller. Now, finally even my fingers can atrophy as I play the latest Final Fantasy. Take that fitness!

I'm All About Protecting The Children, But...

First off, I don't care if they want to throw the guy in jail or whatever, but I really think our legal system needs to start looking at stuff like this and going, "Yeah, we're not even going to let you file this, because you are obviously money-grubbing bloodsuckers who are dragging this country down to your money-for-nothing level. Go jump in front of a car and file a respectable lawsuit."

These lawsuits against schools and criminal filings against parents for the transgretions of children are ridiculous 90% of the time. Who here didn't pull off a thousand different things your parents and your school couldn't have done a thing about?

Common Sense is Dead.

Umm...That's Only Fair In Dwarf Tossing.

If any of you read the other blog I contribute to, you'll know that I Cut little league parents months ago. How this guy slipped through the cracks I have no idea.

Who Didn't See This Coming?

You just knew things were going to get ugly.

Say No To Tooth Decay

This is a pretty interesting post. Many of the links are worth the read.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007


Naked college parties! Maybe my new friends will want to check it out!

No? You guys are lame. Just kidding! LARP 4ever!!!

This Is News In Australia.

Drunk guy wants to eradicate Australia's Bull Shark population by rod and reel from his back yard (With awesome pic!). Well, somebody's got to teach those sharks a lesson, I suppose.

Monday, February 12, 2007

It Is About Time

Geez. There are few girls I would have like to have sent these flowers to. BUT I AM NOT BITTER!

How Was EveryBody's Weekend?

Mine was wicked awesome! I made a bunch of new friends and we all went LARPing in the park.

Pretty sweet, I don't have to tell you. I was a half-orc named Mushi-Muu. +3 in long ranged attacks and righteous detection skills. We're looking for an experienced Elven healer for next week, so if anybody knows one, do me a solid and send them my way. Thanks!

Garotzuva Is Not Pleased.

The new Toyota hybrid is faster than a Porche.

This Is Majudo!

Sleight of Hand + Lethal Force = Majudo!

Sloths Are Awesome!!!

Friday, February 09, 2007

Check It Out!

Here's a sample citizenship test. I was cruisin' through the first 21 questions, then I had a little hiccup. But then I started blazin' again. But then I was all, what the fuck does Congress do? And then I was all, "Screw this, I was born here, amigo!" America fuckin' rules!!!

Oh No! Not Another White Man.

The Wallstreet Journal has a great piece showing Clinton's flip-flops over the last five years.
Newsmax has the sum-up. This is a good example of the Lefts definition of leadership with "Follow the Opinion Polls!" as their battle cry.

Hotair has a link to the Politico that exposes the Medias Golden Boy, Barack Obama's, weaknesses.

And now some are urging Gore to run.

Questions of the day:

Why are people on the left so utterly convinced about global climate change, while people on the right remain skeptical? Is it really a left/right issue?

We had Gore's Inconveniant Truth
Yesterday it was Ted Turner's "single greatest challenge that humanity has ever faced,"
And now Sir Branson from Virgin Records?

The King Babbles

A girl from one of the counties I drive to made me an Elvis CD for my b-day and as a result, I have been listening to a lot of Elvis lately. Therefore I think it only fitting to post an Elvis video. But for entertainments sake, I will show him in his drug days just before he died. Here is "Are You Lonesome Tonight" Now pay attention, because halfway through the song he starts babbling the words and gets totally confused.

Die, Dead Horse, Die!

Okay, this article has nothing to do with Garotzuva "Demon Under the Veil" at all, except that the author goes out of their way to try to work Garotzuva "Demon Under the Veil" into the context of the article in paragraph three. I assume that this is so we do not forget for even one second the threat that Garotzuva "Demon Under the Veil" poses to Mother Earth.

Robots are cool, though.

That's Gay?!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

In Honor Of Anna Nicole Smith

Maybe I should show respect for the dead and not show this video...Oh hell. I am showing it anyway.

"Global Climate Change" In. "Global Warming" Out

With all the different reports going on about packed ice in Sweden, cold snap in the Mid-West, lack of hurricanes in the Gulf etc. etc., the global warming alarmists had to change their tactic in order to stay on the offesnsive. Otherwise how else are they going to convince the huddled masses that the earth is fucked and that America, Corporations and Bush are to blame?
So "they" have decided to give "global warming" a different name and I think we should all play along. From now on lets use the new en vogue term GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE rather than Global Warming. OK?

Just a suggestion.

Queen Of Spades

Just barely a month and Pelosi expects to be treated like royalty.

Which One Is A Joke?

This one?

Or this one?

It's tricky, so read them both carefully.

Good Stuff, Can't Wait Til Tomorrow

A Killer Tribute... the Crocodile Hunter!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

I Don't Know What People Mean...

...when they say this is the gayest scene ever put to film. Okay, not this scene in particular, but the scene it's modelled after.

And the original:

Oh, wow. That is gay.

Way To Go Ruskies!

Get ready for a War of the Worlds.

Monday, February 05, 2007

I Am Back

Well I am back. For those of you who forgot, it was my Birthday last Wednesday and so I have been gone all weekend. Don't worry, I forgive you. Anyway, can't wait to read the latest.

Friday, February 02, 2007

One More.

Friday Video.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

For The Blogust Himself.

Teachers are whiny.

Now I Believe!

Early spring? Amazingly, the article doesn't go there, but you and I know this is the work of global warming!

Let Me Share.

This is my favorite thing I've read so far today. I'd post the whole article, but I think this sums it up nicely:

The phrase "very likely" translates to a more than 90 percent certainty that global warming is caused by man's burning of fossil fuels. That was the strongest conclusion to date, making it nearly impossible to say natural forces are to blame.

I'm sorry, same article, even better:

The new language marked an escalation from the panel's last report in 2001, which said warming was "likely" caused by human activity. There had been speculation that the participants might try to say it is "virtually certain" man causes global warming, which translates to 99 percent certainty.

And here's two articles that were linked right next to each other:

Barrier Reef could face extinction in less than 20 years - report

Jennifer Marohasy: Reef may benefit from global warming

This is why I can't stand this Global Warming bullshit. If the Great Barrier Reef thrives it's Global Warming. If it dies it's Global Warming. Too many big storms? Global Warming. Not enough big storms? Global Fucking Warming. Way to hedge your bets.

And I'm not saying there is nothing at all to Global Warming. The truth is, I don't know. But I have a strong feeling that as soon as they get a Dem back in the Whitehouse, this will fizzle out. They'll say it's because the Government is finally doing something, but the truth is, it's not nearly as bad as they want you to believe.

I wish Al Gore would make a movie where he calls me a Rock Star, so women would start throwing themselves at me in bars, grocery stores, Barnes and Nobleses...well, anywhere really. That would be awesome.

Hmm...What's The Old Saying?

Oh, "You can't have your cake and eat it too."

I love this stuff.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

You are who you look up to


Turns out ol' Gavin pretty much is the slimy frat-boy he looks like. Hmm... Newsome must own the "My Life" Clinton biography.


This is long, but it is one of the funniest things I've ever read.