Finally, a face to go with the destruction. It's even more horrible than we'd imagined. Also, it's a bit unnerving to find out that China's pottery craftsmen have been employed by the Demon. His numbers continue to grow.
Seriously, though, doesn't the first line of the article make you think it's a joke? It is the Sun, of course, so it probably is.
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WOW!!!
It's totally AMAZING how much a 0.6 degree Celsius change over 100 years matters!
Asian hornet in 1907: "Well, we'd like to go to Europe, but its too damned cold there."
Asian hornet in 2007: "There, that's better, let's go fuck with Britain."
Great. Now global garotzuva is going to kill me with hornets, and melting polar ice caps. Great. I'd better keep my epi pen close by. DAMN YOU GAROTZUVA!!!
I imagined Garotzuva to look like this in some way.
demogorgon
Demogorgon was Bad Ass.
I always pictured Garotzuva to look like this.
Or like this.
Garotzuva
I guess this is sorta accurate since it is a picture of the Smog Monster from Godzilla.
Don't you realize that the very beauty of Garutsova is that he can be whatever you want him to be?
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