Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Garotzuva 1 Tokyo 0

Tokyo recorded there first winter without snow since 1876 and Garotzuva is to blame. The reason for the lack of snow in the year 1876 however was reported to be caused by Hedrah "Lord of the Third Prism". Hedrah was a giant sea Dragon that looked like a turtle and used steam as its breathe weapon, causing 5d6 points of damage with no saving throw. Hedrah was ultimately vanquished by Garotzuva in the early 1900's during the Wars of Monster Island, but that story is for a different time.

Never fear, the UN has devised a plan to put a stop Garotzuva once and for all.

5 comments:

Maximum Colossus said...

Sounds fool proof. Kill Garotzuva with taxes? Can't fucking fail. It actually makes sense if you think about it. The only real hope we have to defeat the Demon Under the Veil is to build a Mecha-Garotzuva. And that's gonna cost money.

Hedrah was bad ass in his time, but unwilling to change. Garotzuva and the Smog Monster, who were never seen together BTW, were the first monsters to recognize and harness human emissions. Innovators. Total innovators.

Unknown said...

Only if Mecha-Garotzuva is powered with solar energy will it work, but some still insist it must be ran with wind powered turbines.

BVM said...

Mecha-Garotzuva needs the ability to either play guitar, drums, or sing. Seems Gore's solution to Garorzuva is a big concert.

Maximum Colossus said...

Is there anything a big concert can't solve?

BVM said...

As long as they tax the concert, all will be fine.