Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
"Denmark has a maritime climate and milder winters than its Scandinavian neighbors. It hasn’t had a white Christmas for 14 years, under the DMI’s definition, and only had seven last century. Temperatures today fell as low as minus 4 Celsius (25 Fahrenheit)."
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
But as usual something innocuous and kind of endearing takes on a whole new meaning when people start taking it too fucking seriously. What's the over/under on number of days before I have to smash some hipster jack-off over the head with his 'uke?'
Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Thursday, December 03, 2009
This is funny, but I take exception to the tone in the end the clip. It smacks of the idea that conservatives don't want to believe about climate change because they want to rape the environment while liberals are so concerned with nature well being, that climate change is a natural fear. Personally, I don't think the left cares about the environment anymore than the right and vice versa, but I do think the left wants climate change to be real because it would pose a referendum on capitalism. Polar bears just act as a mascot.
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you snooping kids."
Thursday, November 19, 2009
I find his words to ring true in a lot of ways.
But I don't want to talk war, let's talk football instead. About ten years ago, The Minnesota Vikings and The Atlanta Falcons played the NFC championship game. The Vikings had a 14-2 record that year and Randall Cunningham was silencing his critcs. Nothing was going to stop them from going to the Super Bowl and I couldn't wait to see The Broncos being punked by Purple People Eaters.
As expected, the Vikings were in control of the game early and I was glued to the T.V. All was right in the world and the though Falcons scored before the half, I was happy to know that the better, purer and more righteous team was going to win.
But the unthinkable happened. The "Queens" began to fall asleep in the second half and sense of dread began to creep into my world. Randall was looking like he was in a holding pattern and Green seemed to be dithering.
Trying not to lose rather than trying to win appeared to be the new game plan and the Falcons would not fade. They just hung around and hung around until finally they were able to tie the game with only 30 seconds left. Vikings get the ball back and Dennis Green opted to kneel into overtime rather than go for the big play. Right then I knew The Vikings were officially on the ropes. Though the Vikings won the toss, the tone was set by Dennis Green's pussy ass decision and Randall Cunningham, who battled his entire career with a bad public perception of his ability to win, was starting to look confused. It was almost as if he knew his coach was losing confidence in him and he began to forget his spectacular season.
Then in overtime the unthinkable happened. Morten Andersen, who had been perfect all year, missed a 38 yard field goal by a foot, failing to seal the game. Afterwards, an empowered Falcons team marched, scored and won.
And I cried a little and never liked Dennis Green again.
By the way, did I mention that Obama is a douche?
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
“It is important not to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, even
when you can agree on what perfect is. Doubly so when you can't. As unpleasant
as it is to be trapped by past mistakes, you can't make any progress
by being afraid of your own shadow during design.”
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
San Diego water rates to go up Jan. 1
Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 2:12 p.m.
Water rates will increase for San Diego residents beginning Jan. 1 after the City Council approved a 7.75 percent hike to cover the higher cost of buying imported water.
The council voted 5-2 for the increase, with members Carl DeMaio and Donna Frye dissenting. Council President Ben Hueso was absent.
Taxpayers had a chance to block the increase if more than 50 percent of ratepayers would have objected in writing, but the protests fell far short of that threshold.
The rate increase is the sixth since 2007.
Monday, November 16, 2009
So now that KSM is being tried in civil court, classified information on how he revealed his answers will be exposed. Therefore, this trial isn't for justice, but to convict Bush and Cheney. Anyone agree with that?
Friday, November 13, 2009
And check out the comments here.
That is a level of music snobbery I can barely fathom, and I'm a connoisseur of music snobbery. Did these people not even notice that the album is call Raditude and has a flying pitbull on the cover? For the record, I love this album so much I'm starting to worry about myself. Here's a taste:
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Pretty sweet, amirite?
Who doesn't love a good train wreck. And this one might be the train wreckiest of them all.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
I am currently looking for a new job, then I can look for a new place to live and the world will seem normal again... maybe.
Also, I invited Ryan in China to write on the blog as well. He sends me stuff and I never get around to posting em. Sorry about that buddy. Miss you guys up there in Portland. :)
I mean, that's really something.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 09, 2009
Friday, November 06, 2009
Thursday, November 05, 2009
How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Monday, November 02, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Real letter about a child's costume:
We figured this is the last year we can make our daughter dress up as whatever we want before she demands to be a princess next year.
The hardest part was the Spock haircut, followed by teaching her to do the Vulcan salute. Other than that, she already has natural Vulcan brows.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
In the end Juan Williams made a good argument against his opponents "Barack the Magic Negro" argument and the fucking guy responded with "Why don't you go back to the porch, Juan" I shit you not. I am waiting for it on youtube.
Once again it is okay to make racial comments if you're black and direct them to anyone including other blacks, but if you are white and a conservative, you can get nailed for comments that were never uttered. Let's face it, liberals are racist mother fuckers. AS A RULE! and have been able to convince the country that it's conservatives who are racists. The reason Rush was kicked out of the bidding was because of a race witchhunt. I am convinced of that.
What if I said I knew of a documentary that proved the Holocaust never happened and that a British High Court had determined that some film about the Holocaust was over-stated and inaccurate? Would that be credible at ALL? Are you seriously telling me that you would find such things evidence that the Holocaust was a “hoax”? Judges aren't historians. Documentarians can make films purporting to refute anything. One sign of ideology is when you give credibility, willy nilly, to evidence that has none.
"Sounds like something Hitler would say" would have been more concise, but that's pretty good.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
If you'd watch Al Gore's movie you'd learn ALL OF THIS. EDUCATE YOURSELF.
That's verbatim and not at all a joke, people.
Friday, October 09, 2009
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
With the Rams as my team, I will not only be rooting for a team, but for a political idealogue as well. It will make games that much more enjoyable.
Monday, October 05, 2009
New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Pleasing our enemies and angering our allies diplomacy
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Money quote: "The couple divorced in 1987, but attempted to reconcile and lived together from 2002 to 2005, Ronald Kaelke said in a telephone interview. In 2007, the couple traded allegations of domestic violence and received separate restraining orders against each other, he said.
“As far as her murdering an ex-husband, that’s news to me,” Ronald Kaelke said. “She’s definitely got problems and goes off the wall sometimes.”"
Friday, September 11, 2009
"We've been mythologizing 9/11 bringing us closer than ever before; maybe we can interrupt this myth-making from time to time to note it actually divided us more than ever in our history. It was actually my intent to write the same old cute story of that feeling of being united; when I got there, however, it was a bitter cliche and a lie I choked on."
I am shocked at how something as easy as 9/11 is so devisive. How something so obvious has led to, "it's only obvious to you" type remarks. This day has taught me one thing, there is a group of people who don't want to be associated with us, but still call themselves Americans. There is a group of people who are contrary for contrary's sake and will refuse to see eye to eye with who I feel are reasonable people. This same group is growing everyday, and I believe will ultimately destroy this country. I want to believe the U.S. will last forever, but I don't. I want to believe that 9/11 means something to me, but a part of me wishes the towers were filled with these types of people. I would not shed a tear nor would I think of their families. Therefore, I think I may be more like the 9/11 truthers than I once realized. A part of me thinks a section of this country deserves it.
I know this is stinkin' thinkin' and I think their is only one option. I must pray so that my heart doesn't blacken like so many others have.
UPDATE: After re-reading this post I felt myself screaming, "Shut-up you whiner!" But I am not going to erase it. I am leaving myself open for deserved criticism.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
I have no comment on this one. I mean I could point out that this particular flavor contains fudge packed pretzel sticks filled with nut butter, but I won't. That would be childish.
What do these three have in common other than the fact that Beck and Stossel call themselves Libertarians? All three have enough star power to make Fox the premiere news station. With Charles Gibson resigning as ABC news anchor it is clear that more people will be tuning into Fox for their news and I think that is great. For you news junkies, I liken it to an NFL dynasty and I hope people will tune in long enough before the news media puts a salary cap on the networks to create more parity.
Now, let's see if the media actually takes a break from vilifying Wilson to actually poke into the facts of the allegation. If that happens, Wilson will be a true American hero.
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Like al-Megrahi the Manson family killed men, women and children without remorse in order, as I would argue, to start a "race war". Of course the Manson family acted on the orders of a freakish looking madman who charmed many of his followers while al-Megrahi worked alone. But with the heroes welcome he received by Libya, one wonders how much Gaddafi, another freakish looking madman, knew about the plot. (could this plot have been revenge for the death of his daughter just two years earlier?)
Now that Susan Atkins is dying of cancer, shouldnt' she be released on grounds of compassion? Of course not, but to me, comparing Atkins to Megrahi helps define the decision made by Scottland (a.k.a the U.K.) with regards to al-Megrahi's release. The only real glaring difference between the two is that Atkins has since shown remorse while al-Megrahi hasn't.
And since this is so obvious to me, I am forced to wonder what Scottland gained from it.
Therefore I do believe he was released for oil
I do believe Gordon Brown knew about the release based on that reason
and I do believe Obama was informed of the decision before al-Megrahi was let go.
And the reasons for my belief is based on what the pundits have been saying in the news lately.
Questions like "when has Scottland ever acted independently from the U.K. regarding foreign affairs?" and "when has the U.K. ever acted independently of the U.S. regarding foreign terrorists?" need to be answered.
I have thought before that it wasn't going to be domestic policy to sink Obama, but foreign policy. If people become suspicious of Obama's involvment of this case and if the war in Afghanistan is perceived as a failure, I don't think Obama will recover.
The President has one primary job... keeping the country safe. All this other stuff e.g. healthcare, cap and trade, stimulus etc. won't save him once the people see Obama as being weak and unable to keep this country safe. Even if his socialist programs work wonders, which they won't, Obama will be seen as impotent.
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
But he sure is getting a funeral as if he were.
I have been watching this funeral/memorial circus type thing on news for the last couple of days and it's been way over the top and a little embarrassing. I am expecting Elton John any minute to come out and sing Candle in the Wind.
And so I ask, what the hell is this all about? Sure it was appropriate to reflect on his life, but this? I think his importance is being waaaayyyyyy overstated.
Oh Fuck! A man who is now speaking is fucking crying.
I DON'T CARE!!!
I'm telling you, I don't even think they care this much.
I don't know what it is, but this feels forced.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
I find ironic that our former vice president shot somebody while hunting and did not go to jail. Yet Plaxico shot himself and got 2 years.
That must be some of that Alanis Morisette irony he's talking about.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
BART workers have the balls to threaten a strike during these tough economic times. And it ain't sittin' well with the local folk.
Just when you think all is lost people show some brains.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
The Dems have been accused of planting questioners in front rows of these town hall meetings. If you are from a group that supports the Obama plan, you get front row seating and side door entry. Everyone else has to stand in line and gets rear room seating or standing room. This way the newspaper reporters and news cameras covering the speaker are closest the the planted astroturfers.
The speaker plays the game and pretends these people are getting chosen at random. Barry O seems to be a big player in rigging the questions through astroturfers.
Here's a segment from Texas. This lady claims to be a doctor. She's not. She's a long time Obama supporter lying in the name of astroturfing.
Friday, August 07, 2009
SEIU thugs beat a man passing out "Don't Tread On Me" flags.
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Sunday, August 02, 2009
I guess what I'm saying here is that on the outside I feel this lawsuit is B.S., but on the inside this story makes me cheer.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Question: why do so many health food hippie aerobic type people I've seen throughout my years, such as wholefoods customers and what not, look so tore up? For living such a healthy lifestyle one would think it was a little more noticeable.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Personally I think this is a result of the slippery slope effect. Morality is relative, marriage is undefined, integrity is subjective and love is fickle. There are no guidelines and no expectations; therefore, there is no responsibility.
I have seen these types of trios on youtube before and they have become a real hit. Words like "courageous", "understanding and "forward thinking" are used describe these people who have shunned America's "puritanical" culture.
But it is not right to call it forward thinking. I think it is better described as history repeating itself. It is not forward thinking or bravey we are witnessing, but a hard life lesson. The result of which will not turn out quite like they hoped.
And now I leave you this. It's from Paint You wagon. If you've seen the movie then you'ld know why.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
I think when he made his statement about the Cambridge police he thought he would have the support of the average citizen. Over his life he surrounded himself with people who complained "the Man" or "the Establishment" and "how they are bringing us down, Man." He doesn't realize he is now "the Man." He is "the Establishment."
The idea that people, namely the media, would ever support a cop over a civilian, regardless of the situation, never occured to him either. I don't think he is used to seeing this kind of support and I think his eyes are opening to the real America.
I also predict he will step in it again with regards to the military and he will be up to his ears in "shame on you"s. He has learned to have no respect for people who do this type of sacrifice and will not know how to act. It is the liberal form of questioning authority and it will bite him again.
Monday, July 27, 2009
I think the relevance of Obama spending time in a racist church for 20 years is starting to come to light and it only took him 6 months for him to reveal himself.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Also, I have something to say about universal healthcare and this whole business about us being the only industrialized country without it. That is not an argument. Just because other nations have universal healthcare doesn't make it a good practice. In order to cement my point I am going to use a bible verse to show that this argument has been used for a long, long time.
1 Samuel 8:4-22: All the elders of Israel gathered together and to Samuel
of Ramah. They said to him, "...appoint a king to lead us, such as all
the nations have."....
Samuel told all the words of the Lord to the people who were asking him for
a king. He said, "This is what the king who will reign over you will do: ....He
will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yorselves will become his
slaves. When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you
have chosen, and the Lord will not answer you in that day."
But the people refused to listen to Samuel. "No!" they said: We want a king
over us. Then we will be like all the other nations, with
a king to lead us and to go out before us and fight our battles."
When the people reject Obamacare, which I think they will, (or I hope they will) then the healthcare issue will inevitably rise again some other day. Once again the Dems will use tactics to paint our healthcare not as imperfect, but as broken and promise it will be fixed and free of cost. I fear that one day the people will listen to these promises and on that day the government will truly have power over our lives. They will ration coverage, abort the unwanted and restrict care for the elderly. I fear it will be a form of population control and I also fear healthcare will be a form of leverage. When we don't have control over our health, a new form of slavery will take place.
Friday, July 24, 2009
This place is HUGE. Employs 4700 people. Guess these people can now build windmills or something.
Gee... Who would have guessed that Toyota would back out of its only UAW plant...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Does the NHS have a point? Would he have destroyed a new liver? I'm sure they do have a point, but so what. I think I would rather have the all mighty dollar and an able and willing doctor determining my fate rather than some BS bureaucracy, but that's just me.
I often hear that health care is a right of every American and I couldn't agree more. It is a right we all enjoy and the government shouldn't take it away from us. Why people can't see that undeniable fact is beyond me. Government does not grant rights, they take them.