Saturday, March 31, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Global Warming, Not My Hangover, Responsible For My Splitting Headache
Researchers agree that it is highly unlikely that the splitting headache I have been battling for several hours this morning was caused by the five whiskey and cokes I downed during last night's The Office Marathon on NBC. The more probable culprit, according to scientists surveyed, is Global Warming.
"Millions of Americans watch television every night without the consequence of headaches the following day," said Richard Head of the Science Institute of American New Guinea. When asked about the possibility of five cocktails being involved Head replied, "I just don't see a correlation. You'd really have to be grasping at straws to come to that conclusion. Mr Colossus' headache is obviously driven by shrinking ice caps and rising temperatures due to man-made CO2 emissions. I'm afraid Mr. Colossus will be experiencing headaches and maybe even nausea until America makes a genuine effort to commit to cleaner energy sources, leading the way for the rest of the world to do the same."
When informed of Dr. Head's statements, I had this to say, "You know, it is a little warm in here." There you have it.
By the way, I love how the guy who knew what he was looking for found FIVE, and that constitutes spreading across the coastline. It's a regular infestation.
Now I guess only one guy seemd all that upset and the argument seems a little more balanced between the two sides. Funny thing is, it's not balanced at all. Ever. In fact, if you check out NBC's very own poll you'll see that 75% of the people who voted are against the ban. Maybe that's why NBC toned down the article. Or maybe it's because a group called freepb,org sent out photos of the very same town council meeting showing a majority of the people wearing "Keep Freedom Free" hats that they provided. Sick what a handful of people with some power can try to pull off. Nice job journalism.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Now, to the photo. Click on the picture to enlarge. Look at the carpet on that girl. No wait, that is not a carpet. That is an Area Rug.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Between $34.00 to $64.00, depending on the time of day, you can cruise on the Portland Spirit up and down the Willamette river. Willamette is pronounced [wi-lam-it] in case you were wondering.
A few days ago I posted a link to a picture of a soldier burning in effigy, as well as, a picture of a burning U.S. flag during the Portland Peace demonstration that happened a week ago. Unfortunately those photos were removed due to copyrights. So I am posting this new one instead.
This is the sort of thing that brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? But that is not all. Here is a report that describes one Portlander, at least in my opinion, exploding with pride.
UDPATE: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! This video has some pretty interesting chants. Pay close attention.
Peace Protest? What Peace Protest? Notice that no one really protests the actions shown on the video. One girl does make a vain attempt to sound philosophical, but it doesn't go anywhere, at least not as far as the video shows. I think her words go something like this "Dude, what about the disadvantaged people who step up to become soldiers because they are brainwashed? What about them guys?...I'm sorry, but violence begets violence." Nice try, but I think her words pretty much sum up the lefts attitude toward our military. It is either filled with fascists or losers. Thank you for that Portland.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
"Chevy Silverado To Tow Ayles Ice Shelf Back Into Place
TORONTO--In December of 2005, the Ayles Ice Shelf, one of six major ice shelves in Canada, broke free from the coast of Ellesmere and began drifting south in the Arctic Ocean. On April 5 of 2007, a Chevy Silverado GMT900 Heavy Duty will tow it back into place. “The Chevy Silverado is the biggest, most rugged pickup truck there is,” said Luke Copeland, director of the University of Ottawa’s Laboratory for Cryospheric Research. “You can use it to haul lumber, drive up a mountain, go four-wheeling in the mud, or tow an ice shelf the size of Manhattan. That’s why we’re going to hitch a chain to big old glacier and just drag it back about 30 miles. We’ll settle it nice and easy right back into its home. It’s that simple. Chevy 1, Global Warming 0.” After towing the ice shelf back into place, the Silverado will be driven back down to Texas where it will be used to haul illegal immigrants back to where they came from. "
"NO ONE seems to care about the upcoming attack on the World Trade Center site. Why? Because it won't involve villains with box cutters. Instead, it will involve melting ice sheets that swell the oceans and turn that particular block of lower Manhattan into an aquarium. The odds of this happening in the next few decades are better than the odds that a disgruntled Saudi will sneak onto an airplane and detonate a shoe bomb. And yet our government will spend billions of dollars this year to prevent global terrorism and … well, essentially nothing to prevent global warming. "
I also like the part where the author refers to the "mammalian" brain instead of the human brain. While we are mammals, I think we may be a bit more evolved. Leads me to believe this person has no less than three cats.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Speaking of Reefer Madness watch this video. Tell me, does the guy at the end sorta look like Gore, but with glasses?
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
A New Power Rises in Iraq - I have read this guys stuff before. He focuses primarily on Kurdistan.
Islamist Website Instructs Mujahideen in Using Popular U.S. Web Forums to Foster Anti-War Sentiment among Americans
Friday, March 16, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
As everyone knows, Americans are disgusting polluters and the earth is being choked with carbon and carbon dioxide by Americans day to day lives. Driving their casr, flying in planes, burning coal, that sort of thing. This is called a carbon footprint. Now some Americans leave larger footprints than others, this is a problem. Never fear though, clever people out there, such as Al Gore, have come up with a plan to offset your carbon footprint. They are called carbon credits. What you do is take a test, a ton of these tests are linked from this page, find out how much you pollute and then buy the correct amount of carbon credits recommended by your test score. The money you spend will be used to plant trees, fund alternative fuel technology and line Al Gore's fat stomach. Sounds Super.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Roger and Me actually did talk, but I chose not to show it to you
Friday, March 09, 2007
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
I know, I know...that link to that article is just a sign of sour grapes. I should just face it, with this verdict and the whole Walter Reed issue, things are definately out of control for this administration. So much so, that a persistently strong economy isn't going to fix it. I still find it unfair, but the public hates these guys more and more every single day.
UPDATE: Juror says “it was said a number of times ‘what are we doing with this guy here,’ where’s Rove, where’s you know, these other guys? We’re not saying we didn’t think Mr. Libby wasn’t guilty of the things we found him guilty of, but that it seemed like he was … the fall guy.” Sort of a telling statement don't you think?
Saturday, March 03, 2007
First off, I was turned onto this article when Medved spoke of it on his radio show a couple of days ago. The article talks about how each one of the commandments contradicts a different pillar of trendy liberal thinking and that the ACLU's quest to remove them from public buildings, is much more involved than just keeping Church and State seperate.
Also, I think most of us saw this picture over at ZombieTime. It is the North Frieze on the Supreme Court building in Washington, DC. It features a bas-relief sculpture of Mohammed, among several other historical law-givers. He is in the center of this image holding a curved scimitar; on the left is Charlemagne, and on the right is Byzantine Emperor Justinian.
Hmmm...a sculpture of Mohammed as a law-giver. What sort of laws? Is Mohammed a religious icon? Is this seperation of Church and State? Does the ACLU even give a shit? And if they did, do we?
P.S. Jews, Christians and Muslims all study the Ten Commandments.
P.S.S.As far as I am concerned, if some courthouse wants to put up some sage Budhist teachings on their walls, then I say go for it.
Friday, March 02, 2007
And here is the picture to prove it.
By the way, read this while you are in awe of their ugliness.
But they look more like paintings rather than pictures to me. Check em out. If this is really how Saturn looks then it is my new favorite planet. My old favorite planet was Earth, until I found out is going to be all blue due to Garotzuva. But a planet with gold rings? Now that is kick ass.
UPDATE: Mars undergoes Global Warming. But by whom? I have heard this before, but it nice to have a link.
UPDATE: Speaking of Global Warming... Which we always are.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
The Earth, circa soon if we're not careful, from space:
That's right, nothing but melted polar ice-caps. That's water to the layman. Let's take a closer look:
See? And let's take a look at the denizens of this World of Water. Its heroes:
It's dirty whores:
Sure, she looks pretty hot, but you can't smell her through a picture. It's not good. None of it is good. Check out the typical mode of transportation:
Granted, that's pretty bad ass, but for the weekends, man. Not every day. But that's the future if we aren't careful. Time to act. If anyone out there from the government is reading this and would like to know how I came up with these shocking conclusions, please contact me through the comments section for this post and I will tell you where to send the check for $250,000,000. Let's fight Garotzuva...together.