This Is Awesome.

I'm going to need a specific time frame in order to effectively plan to visit all of these places before it's too late. I'd hate to miss out. On the upside, how's about a big hand for British Columbia?! Talk about your silver linings.

You have to read everything. I found that it helped to replace the words "global warming" with the words "sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads." It helped me make the threat seem more real.