Thank you, The Onion

For putting everything in perspective.

The History Channel Seems Full Of It More Often Than Not..

but I do like this bit here.
God, Jews, and Christians vs. Satan, Islam and the Left?
Sounds like it would be worth the risk.

Russian Drivers No Survivers

After watching this video you might wonder why so many Russians have dash cams.
Here's why

Dash-cam footage is the only real way to substantiate your claims in the court of law. Forget witnesses. Hit and runs are very common and insurance companies notoriously specialize in denying claims. Two-way insurance coverage is very expensive and almost completely unavailable for vehicles over ten years old-the drivers can only get basic liability. Get into a minor or major accident and expect the other party to lie to the police or better yet, flee after rear-ending you. Since your insurance won't pay unless the offender is found and sued, you'll see dash-cam videos of post hit and run pursuits for plate numbers.
 

Parents Are Terrible

So, a billion kids have fed the dolphins SeaWorld, but one kid gets bit-and appears to be pretty okay for it-and the parents want the park to make the dolphin feeding safer and possibly raise the age restriction? Puh-lease! The kid didn't lose an arm. Why are parents in this country is so inclined to bask in the spotlight of the media under the guise of saving other families from the trauma they faced? Every incident needs a new legislature or regulations. Horseshit. And they say they don't intend to sue, but they're not exactly blowing it off , either. We'll see.

Aww, Gratitude...

...It's as American as clogs or Bento Boxes. Listen, the sad truth of the matter is that for whatever reason, homeless people are almost all clinically insane. they can't just go get a job, and some of them are just total assholes. Someone give this man a piece of that sweet Youtube pie already!