Brothers in Arms:
Happy New Year's!
Friday, December 28, 2007
Wow.
This is the type of police protection your taxes pay for. Topless woman in the park asks to see my penis? Dear Penthouse Forum.
Get Ready!
Cause here they come. Good on California for actually making me proud. Not by much, though.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Hey, Canada!
Would you do us a real solid?

That's an F-22 Raptor. Tell me that thing doesn't turn nto a robot. About time if you ask me.

That's an F-22 Raptor. Tell me that thing doesn't turn nto a robot. About time if you ask me.
Okay, Well...
...I hope the crooks do the right thing and go "green" as well.
Ironic.
John Mayer defines "douchebag" by defining "douchebag."
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
"W"
Whether you like it or not, this guy has it exactly right.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Movie Review - I am legion (legend)
Like the biblical passage here is a man who is "legion". Will Smith aka the Tan Charlton Heston. I know it seems impossible that a film written before the strike could be a remake!
You share my surprise of course!
But this film is in fact the "Omega Man" redux. There are distinctive differences of course. In the original there was one white star and two black stars. In the current version there is one black star and one spanglish star and one white sub-star.
The other difference is that in the remake Will makes a pitch for racial equality and Love. Charlton is too self absorbed to do this, -I presume.
Beyond the above mentioned points upon which the plot turns they are substantively the same film.
Will has said that he looked around for what pays in Hollywood and found that it was action with special effects. Once discovered he has set about staring in as many as is possible. And so, here he is a Light Colonel in the Army who sports a Dobby Gillis moustache and small beard who finds himself to be the only known man to survive a disease gone wild and also finds that he is immune to this disease (but his dog is not [see hair falling out sequence for proof of this]) leaving him time to work on the cure to be administered to the Undead (yes the Undead) if he can get them to sit still long enough once he discovers the cure which he is having a very hard time doing and if he does not forget his bleach (must see film to understand this clever hideout trick).
Will shows his big muscles and Checker Cab door ears to no small effect. Three quarters of the way through the movie (After the zombies are introduced) the female shows up. She has been driving around somewhere but now she is headed to up state where she believes a community of normal people exist and she knows this because she senses it or saw it in a vision of sorts. Will knows everyone but the Zombies is dead and so he does not believe her, -of course!
Many of you never saw Omega Man or Soylent Green, so I do not want to spoil the ending of this straight to video film. I will tell you no more. (Saw this in digital format at theater. Nice!)
If you are not at the edge of your seats by now then wait for the video.
PS. I like Will Smith pretty much but he is well on the road sterotypicalland. One character wearing different clothes in movies with different names. TELL ME I AM WRONG.
You share my surprise of course!
But this film is in fact the "Omega Man" redux. There are distinctive differences of course. In the original there was one white star and two black stars. In the current version there is one black star and one spanglish star and one white sub-star.
The other difference is that in the remake Will makes a pitch for racial equality and Love. Charlton is too self absorbed to do this, -I presume.
Beyond the above mentioned points upon which the plot turns they are substantively the same film.
Will has said that he looked around for what pays in Hollywood and found that it was action with special effects. Once discovered he has set about staring in as many as is possible. And so, here he is a Light Colonel in the Army who sports a Dobby Gillis moustache and small beard who finds himself to be the only known man to survive a disease gone wild and also finds that he is immune to this disease (but his dog is not [see hair falling out sequence for proof of this]) leaving him time to work on the cure to be administered to the Undead (yes the Undead) if he can get them to sit still long enough once he discovers the cure which he is having a very hard time doing and if he does not forget his bleach (must see film to understand this clever hideout trick).
Will shows his big muscles and Checker Cab door ears to no small effect. Three quarters of the way through the movie (After the zombies are introduced) the female shows up. She has been driving around somewhere but now she is headed to up state where she believes a community of normal people exist and she knows this because she senses it or saw it in a vision of sorts. Will knows everyone but the Zombies is dead and so he does not believe her, -of course!
Many of you never saw Omega Man or Soylent Green, so I do not want to spoil the ending of this straight to video film. I will tell you no more. (Saw this in digital format at theater. Nice!)
If you are not at the edge of your seats by now then wait for the video.
PS. I like Will Smith pretty much but he is well on the road sterotypicalland. One character wearing different clothes in movies with different names. TELL ME I AM WRONG.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Christmas Hilarity
Going to California next week for christmas and so I am leaving work now to pack up my shizzle.
Before I go, I'll leave you with this Christmas Gem.
A Simple Gift This Holiday Season - Watch more free videos
Before I go, I'll leave you with this Christmas Gem.
A Simple Gift This Holiday Season - Watch more free videos
As I Predicted
Can anyone guess what Gore's spokeswoman said about the report against Garotzuva? I did.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Heathens
400 non-believers? Garotzuva will not be pleased.
Merry F'N Christmas
A little early, but this might be my only chance to post it.
I've Got Nothing
My attorney has advised me not to present any opinion of this at all.
This Is Horseshit.
The wussification of America spreads to the Marine Corps. The most telling line in the story perhaps?
Disciplinary actions jumped markedly after Brig. Gen. Angela Salinas took command of the base last year. In 2005, six drill instructors were punished for misconduct. The number was 21 in 2006 and 17 this year.
Guess it's time to start putting women on the front lines where they can't do too much damage.
Disciplinary actions jumped markedly after Brig. Gen. Angela Salinas took command of the base last year. In 2005, six drill instructors were punished for misconduct. The number was 21 in 2006 and 17 this year.
Guess it's time to start putting women on the front lines where they can't do too much damage.
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