Brothers in Arms:
Happy New Year's!
Friday, December 28, 2007
Get Ready!
Cause here they come. Good on California for actually making me proud. Not by much, though.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Hey, Canada!
Would you do us a real solid?
That's an F-22 Raptor. Tell me that thing doesn't turn nto a robot. About time if you ask me.
That's an F-22 Raptor. Tell me that thing doesn't turn nto a robot. About time if you ask me.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Movie Review - I am legion (legend)
Like the biblical passage here is a man who is "legion". Will Smith aka the Tan Charlton Heston. I know it seems impossible that a film written before the strike could be a remake!
You share my surprise of course!
But this film is in fact the "Omega Man" redux. There are distinctive differences of course. In the original there was one white star and two black stars. In the current version there is one black star and one spanglish star and one white sub-star.
The other difference is that in the remake Will makes a pitch for racial equality and Love. Charlton is too self absorbed to do this, -I presume.
Beyond the above mentioned points upon which the plot turns they are substantively the same film.
Will has said that he looked around for what pays in Hollywood and found that it was action with special effects. Once discovered he has set about staring in as many as is possible. And so, here he is a Light Colonel in the Army who sports a Dobby Gillis moustache and small beard who finds himself to be the only known man to survive a disease gone wild and also finds that he is immune to this disease (but his dog is not [see hair falling out sequence for proof of this]) leaving him time to work on the cure to be administered to the Undead (yes the Undead) if he can get them to sit still long enough once he discovers the cure which he is having a very hard time doing and if he does not forget his bleach (must see film to understand this clever hideout trick).
Will shows his big muscles and Checker Cab door ears to no small effect. Three quarters of the way through the movie (After the zombies are introduced) the female shows up. She has been driving around somewhere but now she is headed to up state where she believes a community of normal people exist and she knows this because she senses it or saw it in a vision of sorts. Will knows everyone but the Zombies is dead and so he does not believe her, -of course!
Many of you never saw Omega Man or Soylent Green, so I do not want to spoil the ending of this straight to video film. I will tell you no more. (Saw this in digital format at theater. Nice!)
If you are not at the edge of your seats by now then wait for the video.
PS. I like Will Smith pretty much but he is well on the road sterotypicalland. One character wearing different clothes in movies with different names. TELL ME I AM WRONG.
You share my surprise of course!
But this film is in fact the "Omega Man" redux. There are distinctive differences of course. In the original there was one white star and two black stars. In the current version there is one black star and one spanglish star and one white sub-star.
The other difference is that in the remake Will makes a pitch for racial equality and Love. Charlton is too self absorbed to do this, -I presume.
Beyond the above mentioned points upon which the plot turns they are substantively the same film.
Will has said that he looked around for what pays in Hollywood and found that it was action with special effects. Once discovered he has set about staring in as many as is possible. And so, here he is a Light Colonel in the Army who sports a Dobby Gillis moustache and small beard who finds himself to be the only known man to survive a disease gone wild and also finds that he is immune to this disease (but his dog is not [see hair falling out sequence for proof of this]) leaving him time to work on the cure to be administered to the Undead (yes the Undead) if he can get them to sit still long enough once he discovers the cure which he is having a very hard time doing and if he does not forget his bleach (must see film to understand this clever hideout trick).
Will shows his big muscles and Checker Cab door ears to no small effect. Three quarters of the way through the movie (After the zombies are introduced) the female shows up. She has been driving around somewhere but now she is headed to up state where she believes a community of normal people exist and she knows this because she senses it or saw it in a vision of sorts. Will knows everyone but the Zombies is dead and so he does not believe her, -of course!
Many of you never saw Omega Man or Soylent Green, so I do not want to spoil the ending of this straight to video film. I will tell you no more. (Saw this in digital format at theater. Nice!)
If you are not at the edge of your seats by now then wait for the video.
PS. I like Will Smith pretty much but he is well on the road sterotypicalland. One character wearing different clothes in movies with different names. TELL ME I AM WRONG.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Christmas Hilarity
Going to California next week for christmas and so I am leaving work now to pack up my shizzle.
Before I go, I'll leave you with this Christmas Gem.
A Simple Gift This Holiday Season - Watch more free videos
Before I go, I'll leave you with this Christmas Gem.
A Simple Gift This Holiday Season - Watch more free videos
As I Predicted
Can anyone guess what Gore's spokeswoman said about the report against Garotzuva? I did.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
This Is Horseshit.
The wussification of America spreads to the Marine Corps. The most telling line in the story perhaps?
Disciplinary actions jumped markedly after Brig. Gen. Angela Salinas took command of the base last year. In 2005, six drill instructors were punished for misconduct. The number was 21 in 2006 and 17 this year.
Guess it's time to start putting women on the front lines where they can't do too much damage.
Disciplinary actions jumped markedly after Brig. Gen. Angela Salinas took command of the base last year. In 2005, six drill instructors were punished for misconduct. The number was 21 in 2006 and 17 this year.
Guess it's time to start putting women on the front lines where they can't do too much damage.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
An Unreasonable Man
I saw the most awesome documentary last night on OPB (Oregon Public Broadcasting) called "An Unreasonable Man." I am telling you it is a FIVE STAR FLICK, so if you aren't quite sick of politics and you want to see some of the most entertaining television Public Broadcasting has to offer, then check out this link. You can either rent it or just watch it directly from the Netflix webpage.
Brief Rundown:
1)Produced by an Uber lefty procuction company called Two Left Legs.
2)History of the man who ruined the lives of so many of my favorite types of people. (that is how they make it sound, anyway)
3)Two political parties engaged in backbiting, paranoia, bullying, suspicion, teachery, name calling, and anything else you can think of during a heated campaign season. (Here is a hint: GOP is not one of the two parties involved, but is rather the link, as well as, the wedge between the two warring parties)
Please spend some time and watch this documentary. It is two hours long and it is worth every minute. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!
Brief Rundown:
1)Produced by an Uber lefty procuction company called Two Left Legs.
2)History of the man who ruined the lives of so many of my favorite types of people. (that is how they make it sound, anyway)
3)Two political parties engaged in backbiting, paranoia, bullying, suspicion, teachery, name calling, and anything else you can think of during a heated campaign season. (Here is a hint: GOP is not one of the two parties involved, but is rather the link, as well as, the wedge between the two warring parties)
Please spend some time and watch this documentary. It is two hours long and it is worth every minute. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Let's See How This One Fairs
Charlie Wilson's War comes out this weekend and from the reviews I have read so far, it is not in the same league as Lions for Lambs, Rendition, Redacted etc.
I wonder if it will do better in the box-office.
I wonder if it will do better in the box-office.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
Movie Review - Golden Compass
I do not get the Religion angst associated with this film. I am told that the books are clear with their message but the film is not so overt. I go to the movies a lot so I am not too easily pleased.
I liked this movie. I went to be entertained and I was. On rotten tomatoes one commentator wrote that the actors were tripping over the special effects. I love these guys. In one film the special effects is all the rave in another they are in the way.
So if you go to see the star, -well he is not in it (or mostly not in it). If you go to be entertained then you will be.
If you go to see Jesus discounted it is not there. But if your religion is that thin stay away cause anything can break it.
I liked this movie. I went to be entertained and I was. On rotten tomatoes one commentator wrote that the actors were tripping over the special effects. I love these guys. In one film the special effects is all the rave in another they are in the way.
So if you go to see the star, -well he is not in it (or mostly not in it). If you go to be entertained then you will be.
If you go to see Jesus discounted it is not there. But if your religion is that thin stay away cause anything can break it.
Sad News.
Common sense, reason and rationale were killed in a tragic three car pile-up in Florida this week. Actually, this is pretty typical at this point. Those things are long since gone.
Oh No!!! It's Happening Again!!!
Hey Blogust and Fryanegg, remember that time we saw swastika graffiti at our high school? It was right before the huge race war broke out. That was crazy! "Hate behavior." That's rich.
No Blood For Oil
I don't want to bring up the whole Haliburton, oil, war yadda, yadda, yadda bullshit again. To me, the argument is over. You either believe America goes around stealing from other countries or you don't.
Anyway, this is awesome news.
Anyway, this is awesome news.
New Batman Trailer.
Horrible quality and probably won't be up long, but damn, I have high hopes for this movie, and this is pretty sweet.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
For Friday
We've seen this kinda stuff done before and I think this video is like a year old, but I just had to post it.
If I Were Black I Would Be Embarrassed
Duke Lacrosse, Nappy Hoes, Jena 6 and now this?
I am going Fckn' Nuts!
I am going Fckn' Nuts!
Is This A Lawsuit We Can Get Behind?
Doctor says the woman was a prositute and the woman says that it's not true. Nonetheless, she was misdiagnosed with HIV and won $2.5 million.
Report says she cried after the verdict.
I think that's the appropriate repsonse, don't you?
Report says she cried after the verdict.
I think that's the appropriate repsonse, don't you?
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
After I read this story, I could only imagine what that old guy might have said before downing the bottle.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Check It.
The first 5 minutes of the new Alien-Predator movie. Sets up at the very end of the last horrible movie and gets into things pretty quick apparently, but for some reason I have high hopes.
Cursin Like A Sailor
Here are a few quotes H. Clinton is supposed to have said over the years. She is a Crazy Bizzle, man!
I am not saying I haven't been this offensive myself, but I usually do it when the person is out of earshot. Got the quotes here.
"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise."(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991)
"You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!"From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.
F**k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut."(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."
"You f**king idiot."(From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)
"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!"(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)
"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"(From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)
"Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I s ay, Okay!!!?"(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)
"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!"(From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)
"Where's the miserable c*ck sucker?"(From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)
"Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!"(From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)
A right-wing network was after his presidency...including perverting the Constitution."(To Barbara Walters about the Republicans who impeached her husband; 20/20, ABC 6/8/2003.)
"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)
"Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't f**k her here!!"(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
This should Keep Those ER Wait Times Down.
I'm pretty sure I've got this, which sucks because I barely survived the bird flu. Actually, this sounds like it might be real, so be careful, Blogust! Where's Osmosis Jones when you need him?
I Don't Know About This.
I have seen nothing to convince me that Britain is cool enough to have a dragon on it's flag.
How to say "Black voter" without actually saying "Black voter"
This cracked me up. Not so much for the intended message but for the way the author goes out of her way to try and not mention the color of the people she interviewed, but she totally does...
"Sitting a few tables over in the restaurant with plates of grits and fried fish in front of them..."
"Sitting a few tables over in the restaurant with plates of grits and fried fish in front of them..."
I am convinced...
...Al Gore is the smartest man alive.
Al Gore Charged $3,300.00 Per-Minute To Give Green Speech
Al Gore Charged $3,300.00 Per-Minute To Give Green Speech
Monday, December 10, 2007
Two Girls One Cup
A somewhat popular thing going on youtube these days is filming people's reactions to "Two Girls One Cup." The video where two girls crap in a cup and then eat it together. I haven't seen the actual video and I don't plan on it, but this is sorta of funny.
Will She Help Him Win?
I have to admit it, I sorta like this guy. At least as a spokesperson, but can anyone tell me what he stands for? Other than being black and against Bush, what does he believe in? I am serious, I don't even think he knows.
By the way, I don't care if he becomes our 1st black president. In fact, I don't care if we ever have a black president, or a woman president, or even the tree man for president.
It seems to me that values are the important thing here.
By the way, I don't care if he becomes our 1st black president. In fact, I don't care if we ever have a black president, or a woman president, or even the tree man for president.
It seems to me that values are the important thing here.
Oh Man!
Gary Busey and the evil Sensai from Karate Kid? Together? This will soon be a new edition to my video library.
Friday, December 07, 2007
Friday Vid!
Almost went the whole day with no Friday Vid. Dang. This one goes out to you Blogust and Fryanegg! Like the corners of your mind, all misty and water colored memories. This guys makes them sad.
See, People?
This is exactly why I've always felt that Halloween (and the wearing of costumes in general, really)should be made against the law. That and it's not Christian.
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Garotzuva Loves The Smell Of Farts
Not just any old fart either. Cow farts. And some clever scientists from downunder have come up with their own air-freshener.
Advertisement Gone Wrong
I hope this store didn't buy those hams specifically for Hanukkah. What a terrible waste of money. The fact that it was gourmet grocery store makes it that much funnier.
If This Was A Real Show...
...I'd watch it every morning.
Evangeline Lilly Wins 'Best Wet T-Shirt Fight Scene' At The Strong Women In TV Awards
The Mariska Hartigay award is pure gold.
Evangeline Lilly Wins 'Best Wet T-Shirt Fight Scene' At The Strong Women In TV Awards
The Mariska Hartigay award is pure gold.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
I Don't Understand...
...why this is a crime? Regarding the last line of the article; that's not what these audacious "criminals" remind me at all. Although "how stupid people can be" comes to mind.
This Writer's Strike Is Out Of Control!
They want 4 cents. Give 'em 2 and a half and be done with it.
Horrible And Grody.
78 year-old man alledgedly rapes 65 year-old woman. She was probably showing ankle like she wanted it, the hussy.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Why Stop At One?
Why not all the candles? I mean if they are serious about it, why not replace them with nine glow sticks?
Monday, December 03, 2007
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