Senator Smalley

OK, so this is already hitting TV news outlets, therefore its nothing you probably have not seen. But I'm posting because I love the fact that Jason Mattera calls Al Franken "Senator Smalley" to his face.

Of course this kind of guerilla interviewing is totally harsh, but who cares, I think its funny.

My Take On Ricky Martin's Outing

What kinda of gay celeb are we going to get now that he is out, the NPH type, or the George Michael?

I say it's going to be this.

Michael Yon Says Hurt Locker Is A Bad Movie

What a bummer. I have read so many embeds from this guy and have totally respected his opinion and now I am wondering to myself, "was the Hurt Locker actually a bad movie?"

Sooo...

Is this real irony, or is the Alanis Morisette variety?

White Privilege.

That's right. Who here thought Sumo suits were harmless fun? Show of hands, please! I'm ashamed of everyone I know right now, because I know you all don't realize the serious nature of this overt racial cocksuckery. Bitches! You should be shackled...or have an atom bomb dropped on your neighborhood. Then maybe you'd understand! I wish I could get some sort of white privilege lobotomy.

I Gotta Say...

A government position renaming holidays really feels like my dream job. "Spring Holiday?" Weak. "Ultra Happy Funtime Friday!" I wanna get together with friends and family and consume the hell out of some products on that holiday! Or how about some pop culture referencing? "The Holiday Formerly Known as Christmas" anyone? Deck the halls right fucking now! I imagine the job would pay well and come with sweet pension too.

Fiday Vid

Another one of the these

Friday Vid

If you create a law, you create a new class of criminals, its simple logic.

All Bill is doing is asking a simple question: What government agency is going to enforce the mandatory insurance payment mandate?

Squirmy (Smug?) politician won't answer the question.

Fauxhemians?

I prefer doucheoisie.

I Would Watch The Hell Out Of This.

"Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" from Aaron Paul

Hey, Baron!

Apparently Cadillacs have a reverse accelleration problem.

Read Between The Lines

If there are people out there who still don't believe the AP is just a liberal rag then they are blind or just plain stupid. The tone of this article is so Fucking unbelievably slanted I wonder if the people who wrote it openly admit that they create news rather than report it.

Money quote for me is this
"To the loud foe on the right, it's a dreadful expansion of the nanny state."
Not to mention it's just a horribly bad idea that will eat itself alive down the road, but hey, what does the loud mouth foe on the right know anyway? Probably sitting on their big bags of money wondering how to screw the people over the next time.

Playing Music Again

It's been four years since I've picked up the bass and now I'm playing again. The last time I played I was in a band with BVM called the Del Lames, until I moved off to Portland. Too bad too, we had some fun shows. But now I am in a Turbonegro coverband and I'm psyched on it. I don't have to be creative, I just have to ROCK!!!
Here is one of our covers

Sunday Video

This is my new favorite Japanese animated series called BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad. It's about japanese kids starting a band and trying to make it big. This clip here shows the main character playing his first show onstage.

Ummmmmm....

Though I support the entusiasm, I think the Dad kinda went overboard with his "life lesson" lemonade stand.

Animal Holocaust Denier...

...is my new band name. Seriously, everybody in this article is deplorable, but I mostly posted it because of all the great "cause speak."

Because I'm An Engineer

This whole anti-Prius buzz just makes me very skeptical. I'm no lover of this car or the stereotypes associated with the people who buy it, but c'mon.

Let's see, our government owns GM and is also running probes into the dealings of the #1 US car maker. Hmmmm...

All cars sold in the US go through major testing by our Gov't before they can be sold here.

The whole "evil corporation" schtick wore thin a long time ago with me.

And on and on.

Anyway, I'll cross post this. The money quote is this one:

"In the 24 cases where driver age was reported or readily inferred, the drivers included those of the ages 60, 61, 63, 66, 68, 71, 72, 72, 77, 79, 83, 85, 89—and I’m leaving out the son whose age wasn’t identified, but whose 94-year-old father died as a passenger."

Did This Woman Find It's Logical Conclusion?

( I hope this is no joke) While the push in this country is to make people thin, she is striving to become the world's fattest.
And so I ask you this, is this woman's quest for fat due to that fact that fat is so easy to obtain, or because people are obsessed with the obese and she likes the attention? You decide.

Cocaine Users' Making Global Warming Worse

I post this only cause the quotes in the article are so glorious.

I Would Be Creeped Out By This If I Didn't Know That People Were Starting To Wake Up

Please Be Rad, Please Be Rad, Please Be Rad...

Stooges Headed For Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

Read it here

Green Zone Bombs

When will they ever learn.

Money qoute: "The moral of the story? If you’re going to trash America and the troops, use Smurfs."

TK-421

These aren't the boobs, er, droids we're looking for.

A Little Something...

...for the Battlestar Galactigeeks.

Obama To Ban Fishing

OK, so I overstated. And he probably won't. But the fact that environmentalist groups get to write all the proposals on stuff like this makes you wonder.

If this sport gets banned I can see a new sport popping up: Hunting for Hippies.

This Looks Watchable.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

A High Fiving Accident.

Okay, this guy is funny.

Blogust + Booze = What The Hell Am I Doing?

Got chewed out last night from a girl I stood up, went to Tonitas and fell on my ass on my walk back home. Woke up in pain and without my glasses. Tried to remember what happened and retraced my footsteps with my brother. He pretends to stumble around acting as if he were me from the night before and jars my memory. "I know why I lost my glasses" I yell "I fell down last night." Walk all over the streets looking for my glasses in the gutters, but to no avail. Now I am blind, hungover and wondering if I am going to kill myself with bad behaviour one of these days. I am in serious need of a spiritual enema.

I Guess...

...these guys make fairly creative videos.

Funny Cause It's True

Best ever?


Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

Hangoverless Alcohol???

Too good to be true?

Case For The Hurt Locker

It may seem small and possibly irrelevant, but one of the main reasons I am pulling for The Hurt Locker over Avatar for the award is this.

While Avatar depicts the military as an evil thuggish right arm of corporations who are willing to take innocent life just to make a profit, The Hurt Locker depicts military men as courageous, compassionate who put their lives on the line to save innocent life.

And since Avatar has been seen by a wider audience, The Hurt Locker will gain a lot more viewers if it wins the academy award and maybe, just maybe more people will see our military for who they really are.