Thursday, April 22, 2010

People Would Pay More Attention To Mother Earth If She Had Breasts

Wait, doesn't she have breasts? Do we not lie down in her bosom and feed off her glacial milk? Does not her Grand Tetons heave forth and capture our eye and make us blush?

(See, aren't those beautiful? and look, there is even a house between her cleavage)

Kinda gives you a woodie doesn't it?



Anyway, here is Sigourney Weaver warning us about taking acid and swimming in the ocean... or something like that.

2 comments:

Maximum Colossus said...

That's Sigourney Weaver the actress, correct? Aliens fucking ruled.

BVM said...

F you for linking to the Huffington Post.