Solid Gold.

Thanks to my good friend Tenacious E, I have had the pleasure of reading one of the finest articles ever written. And here it is for all of you. I'd love to highlight some of my favorite parts, but there are too many. I would, however, love to know as soon as these scientists are able to figure out if the heat somehow lowered itself deeper into the ocean. Of course, that's only one of many possible theories, none of which of course, is that Global Warming is utter bullshit.