Bert and Ernie Gangsta Rap

Tassle Tees And Pole Dancing Dollies

In the last couple weeks Comrade has had to buy b-day gifts for my nieces friends and at times it proved to be a bit challenging. Well now he has nothing to worry about when it comes to future gift ideas.
Check these out.

The Real Meaning Behind The Kennedy Funeral

Kennedy Was No Reagan

Nor was he his brothers, Robert and John, nor was he Princess Diana, or anyone else who was of any importance and recognition.
But he sure is getting a funeral as if he were.

I have been watching this funeral/memorial circus type thing on news for the last couple of days and it's been way over the top and a little embarrassing. I am expecting Elton John any minute to come out and sing Candle in the Wind.

And so I ask, what the hell is this all about? Sure it was appropriate to reflect on his life, but this? I think his importance is being waaaayyyyyy overstated.

Oh Fuck! A man who is now speaking is fucking crying.

I DON'T CARE!!!

Stupid T.V.

I'm telling you, I don't even think they care this much.
I don't know what it is, but this feels forced.

More Walking Dead Goodness

A Google Earth map with markers indicating everything that has happened so far.

Inspirational

I'm picking up his book.

Good Job, Henry Rollins

Where's Mary Jo Kopechne's Eulogy?
Just for that, you get my Friday video.


Double Feature

Nevada Clowns California

Watch em here.
Taxes are going up again, folks. Just thought you should know.

Two Thumbs Up

For Inglourious Basterds.

Nerd Porn

Let Me Get This Straight

...having babies with two women is ideal? Sign me up!

Just Plain Scary

The NEA is asking artists to make art that supports Obama's agenda.

No really.

Why does a President need to do this? As the article states, if you don't want to be compared to the Nazis, stop doing Nazi stuff.

This Is Not Enough Action!

Vertical blinds must be outlawed entirely, before more children die needlessly! And let's not forget that the number one reason people have blinds to begin with is...Global Warming!!! Aaaaaagh!

What Chance Do We Have...

...when not even Nessie can escape the Eye of Sauron (or Big Brother as it were)?

This Is The Best I Can Come Up With For A Post

In order to show that in no way I am done with this blog I am going to say this, I haven't seen Inglorious Basterds or District 9 yet but I really want to.

Sad.

I blame Socialism for the apparent collapse of this blog!!!

Enjoy This!

http://www.iamsorryivotedforobama.com/

Mmm. That's some good schadenfreude. If I don't stop myself, I could be reading this all day.

Winkers! Not At All Unsettling

I think we should pool our money and buy in bulk. Who's with me?!

And Away We Go!

First comment on my work's FOOTBALL message board regarding news that ex-Giants receiver Plaxico Burress will serve two years in jail for shotting himself in the leg with an unlicensed firearm in a club last year:

I find ironic that our former vice president shot somebody while hunting and did not go to jail. Yet Plaxico shot himself and got 2 years.

That must be some of that Alanis Morisette irony he's talking about.

Well, Here's Your Problem Right Here...

...these bags were set for evil. So, the people of Seattle voted down the bag tax or whatever you call it, but it really didn't pass because of something the plastic bag industry did. You know, cause there's no way that the majority of the people really didn't want to pay for their bags. Right?