Friday, April 08, 2011

Get Out Your Nerd Boner

Someone made an Elfquest trailer in order to try to drum up interest in making an actual film. Frankly, it looks like it's about to lead to softcore lesbian porn at any moment, but hey, marketing. Check it out.



So, what happened to the dudes? Or were some of those chicks supposed to be the dudes? Whatever. I hope this manages to drum up interest because I would really love to see how badly Hollywood could fuck up Elfquest. And frankly, I'm surprised they haven't made it, what with all the opportunity to bash humanity. I think the truth is, however, that the reason they haven't made an Elfquest movie is that when you break it down it's the story of little people riding around on dogs. I don't know how well that translates to live action, but maybe the Smurfs movie will open the door. La-laa La-la-la-Pfttttttt!

2 comments:

Blogust said...

Ok, two things. Leetah looks like a fat mexican whore and that sucked. Still, I would love to see movie.

Maximum Colossus said...

I thought Leetah WAS a fat Mexican whore. I interpreted those books all wrong.