I'm not really a big Jesus guy, but I still want to buy this girl a puppy or something. This is my favorite part of the article:
Was Shannon Spaulding exercising her right to free speech? Or did her valedictory address violate the civil rights of others?
Seriously, does the term "civil rights" even have an actual meaning anymore? The law seems to interpret one's civil rights as the right to not be annoyed or offended at any time. At this point it would be easier to examine what is not a civil rights violation.
(Honestly, I was going to list some things that wouldn't offend anyone, but I can't think of a single one.)