Hedrah "Lord Of The Third Prism" Slain

Ozone hole science revisited. One down and two to go. I can't remember if we decided if Hedrah was the cause of holes in the ozone or the Smog monster, but I am going with Hedrah.

Since The Onion discussed Garotzuva...

I figured what the heck.

CO2 not as involved as we thought.

Shemp Morales

Finally, Evo Morales has come into the light... on the Jon Stewart show. sigh! (make sure you read the page before clicking on the image to watch the video. The guy says some pretty interesting stuff about Shemp)
Does Jon Stewart keep it real with Morales? of course not. By the end, I thought Stewart was going to chupa his verdga.

In case you forgot why I call him shemp I will give a refresher here.

Hey Blogust! Is That Shadowcat?

Best One Yet?

I'm literally crying right now.

Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex

Epic.

Ironman Trailer

And it looks like the bad guys are cave dwelling Arabs. Well at least during the beginning of the movie.

So far so good.

Chicken Dance

We've all seen this video.
But have you seen this one?

It is so simple and yet so derogatory that I love it. Perspective indeed.

Oh, Dear Lord.

Is Richard Stengel Ahmadinejad's girlfriend? Time Magazine must be stopped.

An IED Going Off You Won't Forget...

Got this at www.blackfive.net

Jeff Caldwell Live

My Uncle Don's son, Jeff Caldwell, is doing a live show in October. Here is the info.

CHANNEL 151
PRESENTS
JEFF CALDWELL
IN CONCERT
George Carlin called Jeff Caldwell “funny and smart”, Dennis Miller said “this guy’s incredible”. Hear for your self as Laugh USA presentsa concert of brilliant observational comedy that brings to mind the likes of Jerry Seinfeld and Ray Romano. Jeff Caldwell performing his latest CD “I’m No Epidemiologist” without interruption. Mon Oct 22nd (twice) 8am East AND 8pm East ( encores Wed Oct 24th at Noon East and Sat Oct 27th at 4pm East )

If you want to get an idea of his material, check out his homepage.

standupguy

I am Glad I Don't Even Live Near This City

San Francisco says No to Marine Commercial

Good Question.

Where do black people get their snowshoeing gear anyway?

African-American Boycott of L.L. Bean Enters 80th Year

Better than that Achtung-Jihad guy.

MTV in Italy actually plays videos, unlike here in the US where its Spinny-rim G-dawgs or reality programming.

This video was refreshing to see:

No Homos In Iran

Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University and didn't get the warm welcome one would expect. In fact, the president of the university tore Ahmadinejad's ass apart during his inroduction. You have to hear it. I would post it, but I can't find a link. Try and hunt it down, your opinion about the academic world might change for the better. Though I disagree with allowing Ahmadinejad to speak, especially since the University doesn't even allow the ROTC to speak, it was fun watching him squirm during some surpisingly tough questions.

During Q/A, Ahmadinejad went onto say that Iran doesn't have any homosexuals.
Maybe Iran is paradise. Ahhh, I am just kidding.


UPDATE: I found it. Here is the awesome speech given by President Bollinger

Another Michael Totten Article

Meet Lieutenant Colonel Mike Silverman
Totten's interview with Silverman is pretty interesting. The bulk of the questions revolve around Ramadi, the Awakening, and so on, but some questions revolve around the media.
Totten often asks LC Silverman what he thinks about the media's coverage of the war in Iraq and suprisingly enough, he feels it is good.
There are, however, a few points he wished the media did a better job reporting.

With this being the biggest:

“What’s the most important thing Americans need to know about Iraq that they don’t currently know?” I said.

“That we’re fighting Al Qaeda,” he said without hesitation. “[Abu Musab al] Zarqawi invented Al Qaeda in Iraq. The top leadership outside Iraq squawked and thought it was a bad idea. Then he blew up the Samarra mosque, triggered a civil war, and got the whole world’s attention. Then the Al Qaeda leadership outside dumped huge amounts of money and people and arms into Anbar Province. They poured everything they had into this place. The battle against Americans in Anbar became their most important fight in the world. And they lost.”

Today is a great day in Giants Baseball

This is now the best season ever. This needed to happen years ago.

Bye Bye Barry!

I Know This Song.

Once again, College Humor is awesome.

This Scene Always Makes Me Cry...

...tears of joy!!! Why can't Luke understand?

Thanks collegehumor.com, you make me wish I'd finished school.

Wiffleball?

More proof that no matter what the game is, somebody will take the fun out of it.



Sadly, after doing a little more searching I found that there are tons of people that take WIFFLEBALL too seriously. I'll get back to you on Smashball and Beanbag tic-tac-toe.

Liberating A Country Is Fun.

When will the troups stop having fun and come home already?

In The Know: White House Announces 'Everything Is Great In Iraf'

Whattya Say?

How about a little McBain: The Movie?

Where Do Shooting Stars Come From?

Astronaut explaining where some shooting stars come from

Canadian Politician Receives Surgery In California

And she is a dirty Liberal to boot.

As a lady on the radio put it, Universal health will result in the two tier system.
Lower tier- healthcare Politicians choose for us.
Upper tier- healthcare Politicians choose for themselves.
I think this might be a good example of that.

Interesting.

Decent read.

Another Reason Why So Many In The Democratic Party Disgust Me

Grrrrrr!

They Are Awfully Clumsy.

Domestic Abuse No Longer A Problem, Say Bruised Female Researchers

Not Fair

With the way this guy pitches, now I know why they call it WHIFF-le ball. Hahahahah! Get it? Cause he makes everyone WHIFF on the ball.
Badada Badump Bump.

A Must Read

You have to check out Michael Totten's article. It is a two parter, so it is a bit long, but well worth the read.

Part 1
Part 2

If you get bored reading this, which I doubt you will, just read part 2. It sums it all up nicely.

For those who don't know, Michael Totten is a blogger who has made extensive visits to the Middle East. I have posted some of his blogs on Kurdistan in the past

" ...children excitedly greeted us as they did every other time I stepped out into the streets of the city and the surrounding countryside."

'Three months ago people turned their backs to us,' Sergeant Hicks said. 'They refused to even smile. They were like beaten dogs.'
-Speaking of the people of Ramadi before Al Qaeda was kicked out.

Picture Of The Week

Iraqi boy's American flag-themed outfit

Do his parents know he goes out like that?







Wait a minute. I thought this is what he was supposed to do.

Dedicated To Ex-Jarras Patron

Van Halen Rehearsal
For those of you who don't know, the fat kid playing bass is Eddie's son.

Ouch!

I guess it could have been worse. You know, like not waking up.

I Agree, Lets Follow Europe's Example

So here is the scoop.... Greece just re-elected conservative Prime Minister Costas Karamanlis who hopes to make economic and educational reforms, including overhauling Greece's fractured and debt-ridden pension. So far "the country's economy has done well under the conservatives, with robust consumer spending and strong property market. Growth was expected to continue at more than 4 per cent this year -- one of the fastest growth rates in Europe. Unemployment has also plummeted."

And now Sweden, SWEDEN of all places, just elected conservative leader Fredrik Reinfeldt's. This super Nanny state and wet dream system of American liberals, has just switched gears. I would try to sum this article up, but it is totally an amazing story and must be read in it's entirety.

With socialist Europe and Canada one-by-one electing conservative leaders, we should all sit up and take notice. Maybe this whole welfare state thing isn't such a good idea after all. Europeans seem to be getting a clue. Good for them.

Which leads me to the bulk of my post. These two... numbnuts and their wack ass healthcare plans need to be feared and shunned.

Look, I know healthcare costs are through the roof, but that is because we need to take government out of healthcare not turn it into a Monopoly. I am telling you I am right on this one, but if you don't believe me then see what happens when a one pay system is put into place.
That is just one example. Once government takes over healthcare, insurance companies wont be able to compete, private practices wont be able to compete, emloyees will work for state run facilities, and the whole system will become one horrible socialist mess.
Anyway, just thought you would like to know.

Who Are You Going To Believe?

These guys?














Or this guy?

Matt Sanchez And Major Rory Quinn On The Truth About Ramadi
Or how about this guy?

Of Iraq and Martyrs
If you are at all curious who Sheik Sattar is then go here.

And lastly, read this awesome report by Michael Yon. You wont be sorry.

Video: Battle Of The Gods

Winged LARPer says, "It's not what people think it is. Everybody wants to think we're all like Nerds, but we'r.. err... most people really are not Nerds." Fruedian slip maybe?

Super Awesome.

Got this from With Leather, a fine, fine site that you should check out regularly.

Another Politician Takes On Garotzuva

I guess you could say, "Oh what does he know? He is just a politician." Which is my point exactly.
The difference between Inhofe and Gore, Inhofe's interest in "Global Warming" alarmism didn't start really until Kyoto and how it was going to affect taxpayers money, not because of political gain. Which is what he is supposed to do.
Good for him.
Of course I don't know for sure if Gore's motivation to trumpet Global Warming was so that he could stick out politically, but what else could it be?

I'm Not Gonna Lie...

...I still crack up fiercely at any old Dane Cook skit, stolen or not. But when the funniest thing about you currently is when someone else is ragging on you, your career as a comedian may have nearly run it's course.

Football Related.

I'm not ready to tackle the Chargers blog yet this year, but some of you here might find this amusing given this weekend's match-up.

Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

The Latest Onion Round Table

Not my favorite, but the very last line is epic.

Should Americans Return To A Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?

New Science Is Scary.

This study seems like a giant load of bullshit. What a sly jab. Of course, according to the article I only think so because I lean toward the conservative. Effing science.

In case you can't get to the article for whatever reason, the jist of the study is that liberal are really openminded when it comes to new ideas and science and whatnot, whereas conservatives are really stubborn, which may explain why George Bush won't leave Iraq alone. No, it seriously fucking says that.

I wonder, then, why the left is so against genetically engineered crops? I mean, the science there points towards it being a good thing. I guess the liberals are only super openminded about the stuff they're sure they're right about.

That's It!

Sorry to be so profane, but fuck it all to hell!!!

Update: Oh my God, they fixed it.

You'll Swear This Is Real.

Make sure you watch the whole thing. There's more when it seems to be over.

Missing Girl Probably Raped

Super-Richosity.

In The Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich?

Osama or Obama, What Is The Difference?

Global warming?
Neo-Cons?
Corporate control?
Democrat Majority?
Noam Chomsky?
Say what you want, but these are Democrat talking points and it is clear who the enemy is rooting for.

But I am sure the Dems wont think anything of it. Remember who endorsed Kerry in '04 election?

UPDATE: After thinking about this, I am starting to think that OBL must believe Americans will swallow just about anything. Otherwise, why would he be giving Democrats and Americans advise? Does he really believe that there are Americans who will actually listen to him? Sadly, he probably does and with the way so many Americans catagorize this country as an Oil-Drinking Imperial Power ruled by "the #1 Terrorist", I do too.

Totally Awesome!

With how much hate they have for the President and how much love they have for the Seahawks, this has got to make Seattle residents heads explode. My guess is that Americans care more about football than they do about politics. All will be forgiven after kickoff.

Kinda Funny... Sorta... I Guess...

Hopping On The Bandwagon

I am still for Mitt Romney, but after hearing Fred Thompson speak on Jay Leno, I might be changing my allegiance.
Good video and I recommend giving it a look.

"Matt Sanchez" Is Becoming My New Favorite Site To Rip From

The Ramadi Run

This Is Kind Of Funny.

I guess. I don't really care.