None Of This Is Going To Help

California is Fucked!

Morgan Freeman A Republican?

With California Going In The Crapper....

...and the voters not planning on doing anything to change it(Looks like Brown and Boxer will win) I've been thinking about getting out of this state again. How bout New Jersey?

N.J. Gov. Chris Christie calls Jon Corzine quintessential limousins liberal Democrat in America

Jefferson vs. Adams

When you hear a pundit or politician make the claim that campaigns have become too nasty just know that that in itself is an attack ad.

NFL PAC Gives Money To Dems...ONLY!

This is helping me to tune out football this year.

Friday Video

I thought this was funny.

http://www.coolestone.com/media/895/Anvils_Away/

T-Minus 3 Days

...and counting until the premiere of The Walking Dead. Here are the shows thoroughly disappointing opening credits.



I say thoroughly disappointing because I've already shown you all the amazing opening credits a mere fan put together. However, it doesn't surprise me that they'd go with this. First off, Frank Darabont says the story will veer off from the comics at one point, so to tie the two together would just cause the fanboys to cry about it. More. I mean cry about it more. More importantly, however, no studio exec would ever have the balls to openly advertise that this series is adapted from a comic. Fanboys will watch no matter what, but America in general would probably not take this seriously if they knew the truth. Still, the other opening ruled. I can't wait to see how this series is fucked up. How many episodes before someone has sex with a zombie? How did Global Warming and our dependency on fossil fuels contribute to the zombie apocalypse? Are the zombies some sort of allegory for mindles Christian Fundamentalists? George Bush zombie? There are just so many different ways, and Hollywood just can't help themselves.

On The Other Hand

Though I don't believe gay marriage is marriage and calling gay marriage, marriage doesn't make it marriage. (sorta like this knew law that allows kids to pick their own gender. Just because they are allowed to call themselves the opposite sex doesn't make them the opposite sex)

this on the other hand I am more agreeable with. I was worried that if gays were in the military openly, people wouldn't enlist. Maybe it's no big deal.

Video Friday

I'm sure you expected this

Misfits- Halloween fan made video by multikriminell

Jay Danzig | Myspace Video

Oh Yeah, That's Some Fine Nerding

Hokey Smoke

I don't know if this is normal or what, but wow.

How To Honor Your Wife, Islam Style

Heavy Metal Hula Hoop

That's right! I can go 24 hours without my chrystal.

If Iran Gets The Bomb

Michael Tottens latest post is pretty interesting.
I mean it's hard getting into the prediction game, but his guest points out scenarios that are eye opening. Why would Iran want the bomb? Well, from I gather, it's not to threaten U.S. and Israel directly. Not like they sit around with their finger on the button, but instead to gain enough leverage in the area that people will listen to their demands and not ours. In other words not so much to start a war, but enough to earn respect. Just read and you will see what I mean.

My favorite quote is this one where his guest hints that Iran isn't opposed to fighting per se
"Obviously, though, they have an idealogical interest here, and they're willing to fight Israel to the last Lebanese Shiite, but it's an open question how much they'd be willing to sacrifice themselves directly."

Berkeley NIMBY Robot

Love it.

In Honor Of The Giants Making It To The World Series

I give you this:

An Article Enjoyable To The Very Last Word

And when I say enjoyable I mean it will piss you off! It starts off with sympathy for Juan Williams, but then rightly points out how his firing is poetic justice since Juan has been supporting bullshit liberal institutions and ideologies for many years. The very same ideology that ultimately got him fired.
The writer later goes into great detail outlining NPR's so called 2% support coming from the taxpayers while the majority of their support comes from their stations. Those stations, the author points out, are themselves public and they get the majority of their money from the CPB-Corporation for Public Broadcasting. The CPB is a private "non-profit" which is code for being a company that receives taxpayer money but the public support is in a sense laundered from the word public to private.
Give it a read.
now watch and enjoy Charles Krauthammer.
Zing! He is so good in this bit I had to watch it more than once. I mean it's fun watching the others stammer stutter worse than Charles. Stuttering is something he can't help and now they too can't help it, but for a totally different reason.
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS STORY!
Now read this.
An article that hints at the firing of Vivian Schiller. I mean it would only be fair.

Ladies And Gentlemen

Mr. Charles Krauthammer
Don't you just love him?

This Is Just Freakin Great

A shark attack killing a 19 kid happened this morning near Vandenberg. Now everytime I'm floating in the cove I'm going to be thinking about those effing things.

Video Friday

I know this song will be overplayed on the radio, but I'm posting it anyway. I use to love Soundgarden and it's nice to hear them go back to their 'Louder Than Love' days.

Thanks To Ryan In China

This made me snort-laugh.
Green Party candidate name mispelled to Rich Whitey.

Zucker On Barbara Boxer

Here is the video where Boxer lectures a Birgadier General on his use of the word Ma'am

and now for David Zuckers take

Call Me Madam Joe from RightChange on Vimeo.

Did you notice Opie Cunningham's brother? He has come out of the closet recently as a conservative. Exit question, why do we get all the low grade actors?

Everyone's a Bigot.

So, here's an article about that dude getting canned from NPR for saying he was scared muslims on planes. This is the part that confuses me:

The Atlantic's Andrew Sullivan wrote Wednesday morning that Williams' statement about fearing Muslims on planes is an example of bigotry. "What if someone said that they saw a black man walking down the street in classic thug get-up," Sullivan wrote. "Would a white person be a bigot [if] he assumed he was going to mug him?'

So, I'm going to assume that the answer he is expecting here is that yes, that white person is a bigot for assuming a black dude dressed like a thug was going to mug him. If I were in that situation I'd call it erring on the side of caution, but if Andrew Sullivan would like to call me a bigot, so be it. For the record, if I saw a scary lookin' white dude walking down the street, I'd probably assume he posed some kind of threat as well, but I'm well aware that that only makes me a pussy.

This Is Just Great

Not only does the First Lady beat down the American spirit with her negativity about its people and its history, but now Michelle has gone and carved out the earth's heart. Has she no shame?

Seriously, doesn't that picture look like it came from the movie Apocalpyto?

How To Make A Bacon Latte

Here

Thanks To Ryan In China

I love having psuedo-libs who read the HuffPo but voted for McCain as friends, otherwise I would have missed this gem.

This Is Painful To Watch

Ok the story goes like this. Jonah Goldberg is conducting an interview on c-span. The girl, who is named Helen, talks first and she goes on expalining why she believes this and that and who she admires and who she doesn't and yadda yadda yadda. Normal mumbo jumbo you would find on c-span, right?
Then comes the dudes turn and he doesn't really talk about politics at all. I mean he sorta does, but not really. Instead he starts talking about the previous speaker, Helen. And believe me, it's not good. We all get to find out how he and Helen were once an item. We also learn that she is an awful evil whore who loves to see people suffer and a whole bunch of other shit that I can't remember right now because I was to busy sticking my fingers in my ears and humming loudly so as to not be embarrassed.
During the entire rant, Jonah Goldberg is doing this pathetic laugh of embarrassment sorta thing because he can't believe what is happening. And it does happen, for like 4 minutes. No shit, I am not kidding.

I Could Use A New Watch

Hey, my Blog-ust brothers and sisters! So, the 25th will mark my 38th year and I know you're all probably grinding those brain gears trying to figure out what to get the blogger who has everything. Well, fear not. I don't want you all to expend another micron of brain power on the question. Here is what I want. You may want to band together and make the purchase or one of you could pick it up, while the rest of you work on the proper watch related accessories. A mansion. A yacht. A Rolls...etc. Thank you in advance, I don't deserve to have such fine people in my life. Cheerio!

Now For A Friday Video On Saturday

Meet The Candidates

Breitbart has an interesting pattern going on Breitbart T.V. Can you tell what that pattern is?

Meet Star Parker

Meet Damon Dunn

Meet Allen West

Meet Tim Scott

Meet Isaac Hayes

Meet Chuck Smith

Meet Bill Randall

Meet Stephen Broden

Meet Michel Faulkner

Meet Charles Lollar

Meet Cedra Crenshaw

Beltway Adventure

Pretty funny. Should bring a smile or two.

Glacier Embracing Suits

For more details click here

Stay tuned for glacier embracing pornos to be released on DVD and Blu-Ray. Fabulous titles such as 'H2O: An Erotic Threesome', 'Hey, Who Invited the Polar Bear?' and my favorite 'Cherry Slurpee' are just the "tip" of the iceberg.

I Can't Believe I Am Writing A Post About The View

I'm sure you have all heard by now that Goldberg and Behar walked off there show after O'Reilly called the 9/11 muslims... wait for it... muslims. It's funny cause I walk off the set of The View every single day by not turning it on my T.V. And if by accident it does come on, I scream, throw my hands up in the air and immediately leave the room. Similar to how these ladies behaved.

Oh and the reason I linked to the hotair post is because they make a good point about how Behar is willing to sit with Truthers, but not willing to sit with people who call muslim terrorists, muslims. Actually I sorta agree with them on one thing. Calling them muslims is inaccurate. I would have preferred O'Reilly to have called them what they really are and that is Islamofascists, but hey, whatever. Also the video of Laura Ingraham pointing out how Behar loves to mock catholics is pretty sweet too so make sure you watch that.

This is Not a Joke

Police want to start ticketing people for not locking their cars. Best line ever?

Police say the proposal isn't designed to punish the forgetful but to anger people into remembering.

Yep, best line ever.

Can't Wait Til Friday

Bacon For Your Eyeballs

Here

Posting This For My Own Sake

So Barney Frank debated Sean Bielat recently and though I don't know who Sean Bielat is and though I won't be voting in Mass. I still want to hear and so I am posting this so that I don't forget.

I Would Feel Bad For The Dogs Vick Tortured...

...if I didn't feel the entire pitbull breed should be destroyed in the first place.

More fuel to fire.

Shocking New Report....

...gang members behaving badly?!?!
Read this edge of your seat article and discover how gang members are not exactly the upstanding citizens we have all come to believe them to be.

There Are No Words

I can't describe. Just watch.

Gone The Rest Of The Week And So Here Is My Friday Video

It's the full Ramones show from London in 1977 and it totally kicks asssss!!!!!

Shocking? Not At All Shocking.

Out of touch? You bet.

Must Be a Trap.

Makes too much sense.

Shocking? Not Shocking At All.

Look, I live in San Diego so I have met a tonne of Europeans in my lifetime. I am immune to the American foible of equating any European accent with intelligence. English people, in my experience, tend to be generally pretty daft and have the most juvenile sense of humor. I mean, it's pretty much farts and pratfalls and Russell Brand, and while there's a place for that, I'd lump it all in with Larry the Cable guy. I mean, it's ironic how much these people have in common with the flyover states on that one. But this is not funny on any level. Mostly, because I don't think it's supposed to be a joke. Warning, pretty graphic.

Iron Crocodile...

...is the new Corgi.

Mo Tucker Of The Velvet Underground A Tea Partier

Here
For that, Mo, I'll play your song.

Empire Strikes Back Goes Silent

Late Friday Video

Carl Rules

Michael Moore Isn't Very Bright

and yet he is smarter than most people I know. Otherwise how is able to say stuff like this and be taken seriously? Fuck it! He's a genius!
Solution #4, BTW, is my favorite one.

In Your Face!

You've got mail.