Posting This For My Own Sake

So Barney Frank debated Sean Bielat recently and though I don't know who Sean Bielat is and though I won't be voting in Mass. I still want to hear and so I am posting this so that I don't forget.

I Would Feel Bad For The Dogs Vick Tortured...

...if I didn't feel the entire pitbull breed should be destroyed in the first place.

More fuel to fire.

Shocking New Report....

...gang members behaving badly?!?!
Read this edge of your seat article and discover how gang members are not exactly the upstanding citizens we have all come to believe them to be.

There Are No Words

I can't describe. Just watch.

Gone The Rest Of The Week And So Here Is My Friday Video

It's the full Ramones show from London in 1977 and it totally kicks asssss!!!!!

Shocking? Not At All Shocking.

Out of touch? You bet.

Must Be a Trap.

Makes too much sense.

Shocking? Not Shocking At All.

Look, I live in San Diego so I have met a tonne of Europeans in my lifetime. I am immune to the American foible of equating any European accent with intelligence. English people, in my experience, tend to be generally pretty daft and have the most juvenile sense of humor. I mean, it's pretty much farts and pratfalls and Russell Brand, and while there's a place for that, I'd lump it all in with Larry the Cable guy. I mean, it's ironic how much these people have in common with the flyover states on that one. But this is not funny on any level. Mostly, because I don't think it's supposed to be a joke. Warning, pretty graphic.

Iron Crocodile...

...is the new Corgi.

Mo Tucker Of The Velvet Underground A Tea Partier

Here
For that, Mo, I'll play your song.

Empire Strikes Back Goes Silent

Late Friday Video

Carl Rules

Michael Moore Isn't Very Bright

and yet he is smarter than most people I know. Otherwise how is able to say stuff like this and be taken seriously? Fuck it! He's a genius!
Solution #4, BTW, is my favorite one.

In Your Face!

You've got mail.

I Assume This Photo Was Taken At A UN Meeting

This picture speaks a thousand words

Screw You, News 8

How can a "news" program give lip service to this crap? Oh, is it too hot for your precious snowflakes to go to school? Where there is no air conditioning? I'm sure the teachers have something to do with this. Do teachers ever do anything but complain?

And be sure to get into the comments and look for the one from JLM, a kid. That should really shed some light on some of the problems in the US today.

Here We Go.

The title of the article is kind of wordy. How about simply, "Christians Are Stupid." Ugh, the are so many mitigating circumstances that lead to poll results like this and the only one they even bother to point out is how much more educated people who don't believe in God are. Also, the reasoning that these people know more because they ultimately turned their back on the church sounds a lot like theory. Here's my theory: Most Christians are pretty reasonable regarding their faith and likely don't take the Bible or it's teaching too literally, whereas people who are agnostic or atheist tend to take the Bible and Christianity at their literal worst, which is likely what this poll was looking for.

This Is Amazing

Here is what one fanboy put together as his idea for the opening credits to The Walking Dead. AMC really ought to consider paying for this, because now I can't imagine any other opening doing justice. Just wow.

This Video Has The Best Of Both Worlds

Han Solo Will Never Not Be Bad Ass.

So...

Corgis anyone?!!!

Yes, Please.

Good Mash-Up

Finally, A Film That Should Get The Masses To Root For George W.

I don't care how enlightened people pretend to be, but graphic butt fucking scenes between an American soldier and Iraqi soldier whose love blossomed while on patrol dressed in burqas is not going win over the hearts and minds of the masses. So I expect when the two decide to assassinate George W. Bush, people will be wringing their hands with worry as to how W will courageously escape his evil attackers. Though I expect this will be the opposite effect the Wachowski Bros. will be hoping for. Believe it!

What the Hell is Wrong with Me?

Why do I find shit like this to be hilarious? Sorry, Fryanegg. More Corgies. Well, one Corgy swimming to the music from Requiem to a Dream, to be exact.

I Think Chris Rock Would Admit That This Is Close Enough

First watch this video



Then read this post

Awesome

I must say I'm very happy with the new look of the blog. I'm a Macross nerd going waaay back.

Sigh.

Obviously.

Smelly, Insane Guy Thinks Capitalism Creates Poverty

Is this rant from a homeless person on the street? No, its from the leader of Iran!

Like Breakfast for Dinner?

How about Friday Video on Tuesday? Especially after that depressing post from before.

I Love Christopher Htichens...

But I love Darth Vader as well....

and so I post this with the utmost respect. Still, it is sad to know he has cancer and if he goes to the great beyond I will be bummed. His support for the war effort was amazing and I respect him for it.

Oba-Mao

This is rich.
The chinese have no problem indentifying their own.
If it warks rike peking duck
quacks rike peking duck....

Economy In Recession? Redisign Our Money...

This is just too much. Let's redesign our money so that we look more like Europe's and we can put famous progressives and American Indians on it too.



BTW, the comment's on the designer's web site are priceless.

Radical Islam

Someone Was Way Ahead Of You, MC

Glorious!

Democrats New Logo

Hmmm. That looks a little familiar.

Time Capsule Accountability Project

My Birthday's Coming Up.

I want one of this.

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People Of Color

Friday Video. Enjoy.

The Cult Of Mormon

Dog Hero

Happy Friday!

I'd Watch It

Iraqi Punk'd.

Yoga For Black People

Ripping on white people who do yoga is always a good idea

Yoga for Black People - watch more funny videos

Friday Vid

Rock on!

Oh Wow.

I'll never be able to get behind this plastic bag uproar, but I've got to give it up for this video:



The voice you're hearing is Jeremy Irons. We've spared no expense.

Of course, at the end they have to let everyone know that plastic bags don't really live in the ocean, because people are stupid.

Downright Freaky

Charles Krauthammer has obviously been digging around in my brain and articulating my thoughts better than I could probably ever do. Easily one of the top 5 people I'd love to have a sit down with.

This is too good

World War II's Facebook Page

God Help Us All

San Diego appears to be vying for the honor of being home to the Statue of Responsibility. That is not a joke. They are building a 300 foot statue of two clasping hands entitled the Statue of Responsibility, envisioned as a sister statue to the Statue of Liberty. This idea apparently stems from the words of World War II era psychiatrist [Ugh.] Victor Frankl, who in 1946 wrote, "For freedom to endure, liberty must be joined with responsibility,” which is exactly the sort of platitude people cite before they attempt to take away your freedom.

There is no way that this statue doesn't end up in Frisco, where hopefully it will fall on the Golden Gate Bridge and somehow cause the entire city to burst into flames. Sorry if you live there. Sorry in so many ways.

The Walking Dead Trailer

In Honor Of MC's Last Post

If This Doesn't Unite Us...

...nothing will.

Very Late Friday Vid

First This:



Then This:

SHOCKER!

Richard Armitage, the man who is the only reason Valerie Plame is even a household name, is not mentioned in the new Sean Penn hit piece. If these people are so confident in their position, then why do they distort the facts?

Even Johnny Rotten Gets It

"Until I see an Arab country, a muslim country, with a democracy, I wont understand how anyone can have a problem with how they are treated."
Here

Friday Funny

Nothing New

Just a fun read.

Heads Up Post

News might get pretty interesting this weekend.
Is tonight the night for Israel?

Planners Will Have To Replace Hardhats With Hardturbans To Build Mosque

With this debate raging, one thing is true. The people who want to build the Muslim center 600 ft. from ground zero have a constitutional right to do so. What is equally protected is the right of the people hired to refuse to build it.

Bush T-Shirts Outselling Obama T-Shirts

Americans sure do have short memories. At Martha's Vineyard Bush t-shirts reading "Miss Me Yet?" are outselling Obama t-shirts.
Funny

Obama Loves His Leisure Time

Here
and
Here

Get Ready!

You're about to get schooled by Sean Penn...again.



I hope Valerie Plame survives!

Now This Is A Series I Can Get Behind

Kevin Spacey to play Scientology type cult leader. Shouldn't be hard for him. All he has to do is bring back his character from the movie Seven.
Let me be clear, I am not a big fan of harrassing people about their faith. I think it is humbling to recognize that there is something out there bigger than we are. Something we don't understand. It reminds us that we are small and to not over inflate our own importance and that we still have a lot to learn.
But following one man who promises salvation while taking all the money and all the women. Well that sounds more like Islam or the Mormons. :)

Operation Iraqi Freedom Is Over

Here

AWESOME! MSM Asks For W's Help To Save Obama

Times like this remind me of when MC poignantly noted that the Republican party is like our Dad. We don't want to listen to our Dads. We want to do it our way, but in the end he is often right and we have turn to him to bail us out. True dat, my friend true dat.

Sooner Or Later Even Some Socialists See Error Of Their Ways

Even if they won't admit they were socialists to begin with.
That is the beauty of reality vs. fantasy. Reality wins in the end. That's why most of us, I think, on this blog don't support socialized medicine. It's not because we are heartless and like watching the poor suffer. (especially since I can't rub two dimes together) Or want to say "I told you so" while reading the story of the Ant and the Grasshopper. It simply comes down to this. It won't work. And forcing it on us is a bad and selfish idea. Though sexy to say that everyone has coverage when in reality it means that when everyone is covered, sooner or later no one will be.

Chilling.

Football, Fantasy Football

I Think This Is Well Done

And it could probably be made about Republicans just as easily.

Best Country In The World

According to the worst magazine in the world.
Can you guess which one it is? Hint: It's not the U.S. In fact the U.S. is number 11 behind Albania and Poland.

What Did Scotland Gain?

Lockerbie bomber still alive.
What did Scotland gain with their decision to release this man?
and what did Obama think we would gain in supporting the decision to release him? There has to be something. I know speculation was going around, but there has to be something concrete. Anyone know?

Genious

Alternate Return Of the Jedi Ending

Han Solo dies. Hmmmm I don't know how I feel about that. Kurtz claims the reason Han wasn't killed was due to toy sales, but what about Boba Fett? One of the more popular toys and he dies in the most inglorious of ways.

And now for an alternate beginning

PITA

Oh wait, I mean PETA.

So last night I was watching TV and saw a Dodge ad I've seen before. Usually at the end, a monkey dressed as Evil Knievel comes out and pushes down on a plunger which sets off a bomb of confetti. No big deal, right?

WRONG!

Last night I see the same commercial, this time there's no monkey, just an Evil Knievel suit with nothing in it. Was I going crazy?

NO!

PETA is at it again.

Friday Vid.

Bolton On Iran's Nuclear Reactor

I like this guy, but sometimes I can't tell if he is right on the money about Iran or if he overreacts. I have a tendency to believe or agree with everything he says and maybe that isn't very wise and so I am trying to look at it in a more subtle way. Still, I wouldn't mind it if Israel took action and blew the crap out of this thing. It would at least make for a great youtube video.
Here

Hmmmm Government Jobs Are Indeed Stable

Here is a graph showing the percentage of jobs lost in the private sector vs. government jobs. Not much of a news flash here. And so does anyone really care when Arnie hands out IOU's instead of paycheck? I mean how are we planning on paying these people when there are no taxes being generated to fulfill a paycheck?

More Of Those Awesome Unions

Ever Since The Dems Took Both Houses A Trend Occured

Zing!

Freedom Is Fabulous

I think since Gay Marriage is the hot topic, then let's hear what two pole smok... ummm... I mean, homosexual men have to say. Conservatives of course. Libs don't have opinions I trust.

Too Good

This is not a photoshop:

More here.

This Will Put Obama In Deep Shit

Obama is spiraling out of control in the popularity department. That's because no other president, that I can think of anyway, so obviously runs his presidency through special interest an self preservation rather than what he thinks is right.

Here

Funny. This picture below sorta sums up teachers for me right now. At least it sums up the teachers union.

Old People Burning!

Unions Are Awesome

We can't do titles in burnt umber, too bad.

I usually work from home in the SF East Bay. But once in a while I have to travel into my SF office. This leaves me dependent on unionized monopolies. Yay.

I take the trans-bay bus, which up to this point has been pretty nice. But who knows what service I'll get after the AC Transit bus driver's union refuses to comply to necessary concessions. Pensions?? Really? You're a bus driver.

Preach On, Brother Man

It's like this guy lifted all my thoughts on gay marriage and wrote them straight into this article.

The Expndables...

...is a testicular masterpiece of manish awesomery!!!

I Too Wish Arnie Was What Arnie Should Have Been

Great post about the Governator.

Video Sunday

Weird Al does an entire song in palindromes and it could easily pass for a Bob Dylan song.

Teacher's Union Fighting For Viagra

Remember getting a boner in class and hoping it would go down before the bell rang? Well it looks as if some of the teachers in Wisconsin wish they still had that problem.

Red Tape

Who says you can still make an honest living?
UPDATE
Multnomah apologizes.

Good News, Football Fans

Olbermann will not be doing the Sunday Night NFL broadcast this year.

Or...

...maybe people like to appear outwardly super tolerant, but when they retire to the privacy of a voting booth their secret love of the status quo comes out. Of course, the real answer can't possibly be that most peolpe in the state of California simply oppose gay marriage. It must have been the evil "lies" perpetrated by the anti-gay marriage propaganda machine. Whatever the case, I'm sure the lawyers and politicians will work it out and give the people what they really want.

Drunkin Humor

Missouri Says No To Obamacare

Here

For Ryan In China... The Effing Commie