The Smuggiest Commencement Speech EVER!

This man truly loves the smell of his own farts.

"Either way, we entered the real world committed to making it a better, safer,
cleaner, more equal place. We were determined not to repeat the mistakes of
our predecessor. We had seen the horror and futility of war and smelled the
stench of government corruption. Our children, we vowed, would never know
that. "So, well, I am sorry."

Ahh the liberal ego.

On another note. Condi gets a Standing "O"