Thursday, January 20, 2011

This is America

I posted this on Facebook the other day because watching people do stupid shit while dicking around on their cell phones is hilarious. Honestly, if this happened to me, I'd disown all of you as friends if you didn't youtube the crap out of it.

Good stuff, right?

Well, being that this is America, the woman is looking to sue the mall for not coming to her aid. Long live the new American Dream!


Miss Boom said...

Luckily, her past is too riddled with previous crimes for anyone to take her seriously. I think the public is becoming savvy to leeches like this.

Maximum Colossus said...

The problem is that the very same public will award her money in court if given the opportunity only to increase their own chances of cashing in given similar circumstances. Every time someone cashes in on a frivolous lawsuit, legal precedence is set, making it harder to fight future frivolous lawsuits. And the stakes get higher every time. It's the litigation lottery!

Miss Boom said...

On a different note, I can totally see myself falling into a fountain like that.

Maximum Colossus said...

Totally! If only there was a fountain warning app.