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In the spirit of the upcoming Super Bowl

The Arrogance Of The Right Wing Blogosphere...

...embarrasses me. Michelle Malkin, who now seems to be "the anointed one", is on Fox news saying how "true conservatives" and "her readers" don't support John McCain, because of his "liberal" views Here
To start off, I am sure Malkin and Rush and all those others truly feel that McCain is not a "true conservative" and that is fine. They have their right to that opinion, but the idea that since they feel that way tranlates into conservatives all over the country feeling that way is just plain stupid and it also seems a little fringie to me. A little too MoveOn.org.

McCain was never my guy, but I will be happy to vote for him.
and so I leave you with this classic Friday video also here is McCain's website in case you are interested in checking out his endorsements

Panhander's Union?

I'm moving to Canada tomorrow! They've totally got their shit together.

Makes You Wish You Had A Time Machine.

I wouldn't read the comments as they were obviously written by a crybaby, tree-hugging liberal, but the commercials are pretty good.

Hehe.

Every time a new journalist "discovers" this, it tickles me to no end.

Shark Eat Shark World.

This shark is a fame whore. It could have easily waited until there was no one around and made a leisurely meal out of the other shark, but it was totally showing off for the cameras. Also, Minnesotans talk kind of funny, don'cha know?

Berkeley Gives Marines The Boot

Here.
A lot of federal money goes to Berkeley too and to Cal Berkeley in particular. Maybe the govt. should give Berkeley the boot and stop sending money. Seems appropriate to me.

Also, I heard that Berkeley wants to treat recruiting offices like they do adult video stores.
No closer than 600' to residential areas
Can't be across the street from a park or a church
Stuff like that.

Happy B-Day Blogust And Fryanegg!!!

Where were you all one year ago today? Never forget!

Meh.

I've seen similar things on public transit.

Hell Has Officially Frozen Over

(the title has a double meaning by the way)
First Baghdad and now Jerusalem. Am I going crazy or does this whole global climate, garotzuva, warming bullshit just seemed to be going out the fucking window? Is it even a story anymore? Is this what global warming is supposed to look like? A rise in sea levels after everything is done FUCKING FREEZING?!?! I am telling you, I am done with this topic too.

Uhh...

I'm not sure what to say about this? Way to go City of San Diego?

Funny.

You should like this, Blogust.

She Was A Bodyguard?

What a tragic loss.

Classic.

Just classic.

If This Is Truly It...

...then I am done talking about it. That subject has deifinitely grown stale on this blog and so no more from me. Instead, I will talk about more fun things. For example, I was liking Obama, but now I think he is the biggest douche going (I know, basically the same topic... so I lie)
plus, is this the worst idea you have ever seen?

Man, This Is Cruel.

Dance Video

China Doesn't Believe in Garotzuva

"Worst weather in 50 years"

And that weather ain't a heat wave.

Autism: The New Dyslexia

I don't know about you guys, but up here, Portland radio seems to air an autism awerness ad like every 1/2 hour. And stupid shit too like "1 out of 50,000 children will want hotdogs for dinner, while 1 out of 150 children will be diagnosed with Autism."
OK, so I made the hotdog part up, but not the 1-150 part. That is for real.
I mean come on! Does anyone believe that? Didn't we go through this with Dyslexia in the 80's and ADD in the 90's? Needless to say, I am skeptical of their numbers. Anyway, Fumento has something to say about Autism and injections.

This Appears To Be Real.

Real Awseome!!!

Holy War?

Hackers declare war on Scientology

McDonalds In Japan

That's How Garotzuva Gets Ya!

He fakes with the heat, then belts you with snow. Also, he may be destroying the Great Barrier Reef. Or helping it. Or causing devastating hurricanes. Or depriving us of devastating hurricanes. Garotzuva works in mysterious ways. Long wait for your Big Mac at McDonald's? Garutzova. Meal ready in seconds? Also, Garotzuva. Garotzuva could turn your daughter into a whore, or a Rhodes Scholar. Or he could just abduct her in the middle of the night. For a very graphic interpretation of Garotzuva, I strongly recommend the movie Cloverfield. It's not the Smog Monster, but it's close enough. At least until someone makes an actual Smog Monster movie. Which I would totally go see, BTW.

Japan To U.S.: Yeah, Whatever.

I've personally never understood our country's crippling fear of mercury.

Quote Of The Day

"But it is not true that the world hates America. It is the world's left that hates America. However, because the left dominates the world's news media (and the universities) and because most people, understandably, believe what the news media report, many people, including Americans, believe that the world hates America."

Old article, but I just found it.

Very Cool

The film making process in action.

Standing Firm

I swear, this idiot will never, ever quit. And I don't mean his global warming concerns, but his belief in scaring the shit out of everyone. I think he gets off on it.

UPDATE: What a jerk Beckham is. I say we fine him.

Thought This Photo Was Funny

This Dutch Dude Has An Awesome Haircut

Here

Everybody Panic!!!

Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

More consensus...

Biofuels are good!

No they're not!
Yes they are!
No they're not!
Yes they are!
No they're not!
Yes they are!
No they're not!
Yes they are!
No they're not!
Yes they are!
...

Whatever.

I Loved This One

Uncle Gore's CarbonKid™ BabyPower Generator

"Educate you child about saving the planet as it crawls around aimlessly anyway!"

If You Are Interested

BlackFive T.V.

Canadian Official Argues For Relevancy

"There are times when we have to count. There are times when it matters. We are not prepared to retreat under the U.S. missile shield and live in Fortress North America."

I Would Love To Do This

I totally hate flying, but this seems awesome.
I would strap in and ride the cosmos while cranking some ELO.

What's Wrong With These People?!!!

Didn't they see Independence Day?

Consensus...

Yep, everyone is on the same page.

Take That, You Douche!

Joker Dead At 28

Awful.

Have Fun

I couldn't figure out how to embed this.

The game is pretty cool.

GATTACA

I loved this flick and it might have even been prophetic.

She Hates His Guts

Over at Pat Dollards site a good guestion is being asked. Who exactly is running for President.

and it looks as if Obama is asking the same thing. (when you watch the video, drink everytime Hillary has the "I am annoyed" look on her face)

All this squabbling is just beautiful.

Stevil Sent These Over

From the creators of Lasagna Cat. Pretty funny, but Lasagna Cat is better.
http://www.fatalfarm.com/tvthemes/FFCheers.mov

http://www.fatalfarm.com/tvthemes/FFDuckTales.mov

Clinton has "A Dream"

Too bad its a literal one.

Best quote: "There's something in America today that is not right."

Yeah, just look over your right shoulder. That sentence is true in more ways than one.

Surprisingly Awesome.

The Best Page in the Universe

There's a lot of funny things on this site. My favorites are the childrens' art and the 9/11 conspiracy. Also check out the hate mail.

Lasagna Cat.

Go to youtube and search for lasagna cat. There's a ton of these, and I don't think I have to tell you how awesome that is.

Here You Go, Blogust.

Better put on your rubber undies first.

Quality sucks, but you get the gist. Not sure about Spock uttering Kirk's line like that, though. Abrams is solid so this could be awesome.

Picture Of The Week

This Is Classic.

I posted this over on my football blog, but it's so good I had to share it here too.

It's Been A While.

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

Awwwww.

Here's a story so sweet it's guaranteed to make all of your teeth fall out. Children are wonderful treasures.

At Last. LARPing Has Something To Look Forward To

LARPers might even become the cool kids on the block. I mean check this shit out.

Vagina Couch $600.00

Doesn't look as comfortable as you would think.

Hey MC, Is This The One?

Cruise
also read this

The ACLU Is Insane.

Insane.

The ~Downfall~ of HDDVD

Blogust said I should post this.

I do BluRay and HDDVD player development for a living. If you buy a BluRay or HDDVD set-top player, my software may be inside of it.

Anyway, there's this whole hullabaloo over which format will win. Its looking like its going to be BluRay. Last week at CES (the big Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas every year), Warner Brothers announced that they will stop producing HDDVD disks and will just produce BluRay. That same day Microsoft (who's heavily in the HDDVD camp) along with Toshiba and other HDDVD big wigs cancelled a major press conference and training seminar.

Someone created this video as a spoof. The original Downfall is good. See it if you have the chance and can handle a depressing movie.

For some reason embed is not working for this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=friS4OOcdgQ

I'm Not Extreme.

This video made me dizzy and got a bunch of sand in my vagina.

Save The Whales or Save The Humans?

That's how I see it. Go George.

I'd say preventing an anti-US sub from killing hundreds, thousands, or millions of people is more important that worrying about a whale or dolphins hearing.

Mother Hen

This video starts off a little slow, but then the anchorwoman begins mothering the dude and that is when it gets interesting.


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The Worm Sure Has Turned

What a difference a year makes.

This Is Good.

Who knew that High Times had Market Quotes? Man, I'm out of touch.

Holy Crap.

Okay, so if you don't watch this whole thing you're probably robbing yourself of a great opportunity. Actually, it only took me about three minutes before I inexplicably felt the need to send Tom Cruise my wallet. I'm pretty sure the craziness of the Cruise is meant to disteract you from the subliminal messages running just below the endless Mission Impossible music loop. Just some seriously solid bullshit right here:

Dear Abby Sucks.

Try a little Khia instead.

Harry Shearer Videos

Just found this link on the Drudgereport. Haven't had time to look through it yet, but it looks promising. Here is a direct link to just Harry Shearer videos.

Is This Something We Can All Agree On?

I normally don't have an opinion about the whole illegal immigrant debate, but this is clearly a good thing.

How About This One

Afghani jumping jacks. Sad part is, these guys are better at 'em than the other guys.

Reminds of the scene from The Jerk.

I Have A Friday Vid Too

Iraqi Army Training. Enjoy!

Friday Vid.

Interesting Read

Hmmm.

Heartache?

I know it is just one guy and this doesn't mean the paper is less funny, but a crazy lefty fringe group? I would be lying if I said I am not disappointed.

Masturbate-a-thon

Guess who started it. (answer lies in the 2nd to last paragraph of article)

Garotzuva Gets Smacked In The Face With A Snowball

Whether Global Warming is a real threat, or man made, or whatever, you still gotta love this one. Hilarious!

The second to last paragraph is money. Clinging to hope are we?

Gang Of Four

I wonder how accurate this is.

California Will Control The Air You Breath

Here.

"What should be controversial in the proposed revisions to Title 24 is the
requirement for what is called a "programmable communicating thermostat" or PCT.
Every new home and every change to existing homes' central heating and air
conditioning systems will required to be fitted with a PCT beginning next year
following the issuance of the revision. Each PCT will be fitted with a
"non-removable " FM receiver that will allow the power authorities to increase
your air conditioning temperature setpoint or decrease your heater temperature
setpoint to any value they chose. During "price events" those changes are
limited to +/- four degrees F and you would be able to manually override the
changes. During "emergency events" the new setpoints can be whatever the
power authority desires and you would not be able to alter them."

Here We Go Again.

More of the same.

Canada.

America's hat.

Awesome.

This bodes well.

Funny

and gross.

What? No More Peanut Butter Chew?

I love how this article says "school bans dessert" when that is not what happens at all.

I Hate To Get Preachy..

...but this is important.
I have heard people throw out idiotic numbers like, 650,000 dead to 1,000,000 dead and it totally sickened me. Those figures were clearly used to fulfill an agenda, not to inform.

Lets put it into perspectve. As Stevil has pointed out to me, we lost 970,000 civilians and soldiers in the American civil war. Roughly 50,000 in one battle alone.
Japan lost 580,000 civilians in WWII and we dropped two nuclear bombs on them. And to have the left say more were lost in Iraq... Well, you draw your own conclusions.

I Want One!

This will be the crown jewel of my Jabba the Hutt costume for next Halloween.

Uh-huh.

This does not seem to be remotely vague or to lend itself to any particular agenda. Burnt umber is the new black.

Wow.

They should stay there. And in regards to the last line of the article, what's to explain?

I Feel Safer.

Good stuff.

You Want Derogatory...

..get a load of this.

Best Cartoon Songs Going

The 1st one is the Teen Titans theme.
Performed by Puffy Ami Yumi (two girls who give me yellow fever)
w/ Special Guest, Guitar Wolf


Here is one sent to me by the Baron


Update: Japanese Version of Teen Titans is also good.

After 2 Weeks, I'm Back...

Two weeks with basically no computer time, and it ruled.

Now I'm back, with this:

Uhhh...

I got nothin'.

Dear Abby...

...promotes influencing other people's children to do right by Mother Gaea.

DEAR ABBY: I recently landed a dream job as a nanny for a wealthy family. When I say "wealthy," it's probably an understatement. These people have a big-screen theater in their home, a personal trainer over here four times a week, matching Lexus SUVs, gadgets galore and the biggest refrigerator I have ever seen -- not to mention the countless other real estate properties they have in California, Aspen and New York.
Coming from a more consumer-conscious background, I grew up recycling and shopping at thrift stores. I use alternate forms of transportation and refuse to "keep up with the Joneses."
How do I get this family, especially the children, to recycle, donate and think globally (i.e. sweatshops and child labor) without coming off as preachy? They are nice people, but these things have never been a part of their universe. -- RECYCLIN' IN COLORADO

DEAR RECYCLIN': Your employers appear to be comfortably ensconced in their lifestyle bubble, which is an alternate reality from most of ours. However, you can positively influence the thinking of their children, and the most effective way to do it is to teach them by example.

Bill Clinton Admits That Democrats Are Superficial And Sexist

How else would you see it? I mean only Democrats can vote for her in the primary, right?

Yo, Joe.

So, in the new live action G.I. Joe film, the Joe team is now NATO, Duke, Flint and Hawk are gone, and Ripcord is in charge. And Ripcord is black. And he's a Wayans brother. Awesome job, Hollywood, why not just cast Obama? Look for some strong parallels between Cobra Commander and G-Dub. Actually, I heard that Destro will be in charge and that there is no Cobra Commander, but that may have just been a rumor.

Just Putting This Out There.

Draw your own conclusions.

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES ON AN AIRPLANE

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then_hit_this_link

What's That You Say?

You wish there was an Indian version of GnR's Sweet Child of Mine? No problem.

Japanese Bug Fights.

You're welcome.

Hurray, Governement!

Read this entire article and you most certainly will come to one glaring conclusion. That is, before too long your ID will be swiped through a database at the liquor store when you buy a fifth of whiskey.

Seriously, I'm not to keen on sex offenders and whatnot, but the fact that they could just go ahead and start screening for those things without letting anyone know about it is beyond me.

They should just have a naked girl stand at the door and ask you to take your penis out if you gamble too much.

Gorebal Warming?

Russian scientist warns of Global Cooling
And iguanas are freezing in Florida.

It's The Little Things That I Enjoy

Michael Totten has another interesting post in his Middle East Journal. This time he writes about Fallujah.




















"The neighborhood was wired properly as though it were part of a modern First World country. Gone all of a sudden were the hideously tangled rat's nest of wires and cables that make up most of Iraq's electrical grid."