That's How Garotzuva Gets Ya!

He fakes with the heat, then belts you with snow. Also, he may be destroying the Great Barrier Reef. Or helping it. Or causing devastating hurricanes. Or depriving us of devastating hurricanes. Garotzuva works in mysterious ways. Long wait for your Big Mac at McDonald's? Garutzova. Meal ready in seconds? Also, Garotzuva. Garotzuva could turn your daughter into a whore, or a Rhodes Scholar. Or he could just abduct her in the middle of the night. For a very graphic interpretation of Garotzuva, I strongly recommend the movie Cloverfield. It's not the Smog Monster, but it's close enough. At least until someone makes an actual Smog Monster movie. Which I would totally go see, BTW.