Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Hey MC, Is This The One?

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10 comments:

Maximum Colossus said...

That's the one, in all it's crazy glory.

Unknown said...

I don't know enough about scientology to know what he was talking about.

BVM said...

Wikipedia has an great description. This part is golden:

"Despite the organization's claims to confidentiality, excerpts and descriptions of these materials were published online by a former member in 1995 and then circulated in mainstream media.[78] This occurred after the teachings were submitted as evidence in court cases involving Scientology, thus becoming a matter of public record.[82][83] In the previously confidential OT levels, Hubbard explains how to reverse the effects of past-life trauma patterns that supposedly extend millions of years into the past.[82]

Among these advanced teachings, one episode revealed to those who reach OT level III is the story of Xenu (sometimes Xemu), introduced as an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy." According to this story, 75 million years ago Xenu brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living and continue to do this today. Hubbard called these clustered spirits "Body Thetans," and advanced-level Scientologists place considerable emphasis on isolating these alien souls and neutralizing their ill effects.[84] Scientologists have argued, however, that published accounts of the Xenu story and other teachings are presented out of context for the purpose of ridiculing their religion.[78]
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Unknown said...

Yeah, I got that, but what the hell are SP's?

Anonymous said...

Wow. It sounds like Tom chose the red pill.

Maximum Colossus said...

SPs are Suppressive Persons. Anyone who would speak or act against scientology. KSW means Keep Scientology Working. There's a whole glossary I saw, but I can't find it.

Unknown said...

SP's? You mean normal people? Oh man, he is a psycho.

Maximum Colossus said...

Normal people are actually called "wogs" if I remember correctly.

Unknown said...

Man, I hope you find that dictionary

Unknown said...

By the way, Red Pill...hahahaha! That is awesome. He seems to think he has.