Could This Be It?

Could this be the best Onion editorial ever?

Here Is A Question

How are the Dems going to convince the American people that we are suffering from foreclosures, recession, high gas prices, horrible insurance costs, inflation while also trying to explain this?

Where are they getting this kind of money? Is it from the same suffering Americans we are all hearing about?

"Feed The World"

"Let them know it's Dubya time again."

Damn Right!

Elegant In Its Simplicity.

In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

Maybe They Are Just Looking For Relevance

After reading this, I am starting think that code pink isn't looking for anything other than to be important. They need this war more than anything. They now have purpose in what might have been a life without meaning. Maybe war, disaster and chaos fuels these peoples cells and gives them the energy to live and breathe.

Here is part of the e-mail

“While we were at the protest in Berkeley from 12 to 4 PM a white volvo drove by and a man spat upon code pink. They chased him down the street and got into a verbal altercation. The police were NO WHERE in sight. That’s not the best part, ready for this? Medea Benjamin yelled and I quote “Marines!” she actually yelled for our help because this man had stepped out of his car. Lol. I even asked her if she was yelling Police and she told me “I said Marines” then put her arm around my friend Allen (the Marine vet) Ironic?”

They Think Of Everything

iPod Recycling Speaker

Obama's Favorite Movie

Straight From The Horses Mouth

This may all sound sexy , but it is stupid and unrealistic. Do the American people really want to vote for bumpersticker liberal?

Who Didn't See This Coming?

Q: In the land of the lawsuit, which Americans stand to make the most money from Global Warming?

A: Eskimos

No wait, I mean Inuit.

Sadly, the writer of the post doesn't link to the actual lawsuit. pity.

William F. Buckley Passes On

Sad day. I liked watching him when he stood in for Charlie Rose now and then. Really funny guy too.

My Two Cents

Question: How does a candidate, whose party plays down the threat of Islamofascism, expect pictures like these to be effective during the Democratic primary?

I know, I know, one can argue that she is trying to shore up the Texas hillbilly racists voters, but I am not sure it is going to work. Early on in the primaries, white southeners were voting for Obama at a higher rate than white northerners, despite the fact that the south is seen as the most racist area in the U.S. So maybe race has nothing to do with this election and maybe old assumptions should be thrown out the window.

Overall, I think Texans will see through this tactic and once again, Hillary will lose her ass. Just my opinion.

Political Comedy Gold

During the debate last night, Hillary complained "I seem to get the first question all the time" implying that the debates favor Obama and to prove her point, she references SNL. OUCH!

Here is her embarrassing whining You have more strength than I do if you can finish the whole thing.

and this is the SNL skit she is referring to

I'd Pay Whatever They'd Charge.

How About Another Juno Post

Stuff White People Like #57 Juno

Stuff White People Like

Public Radio

Here
and
Here

Thanks to Stevil

P.S. I can't remember whether this site was linked on Blogust before, but if you have never seen this site then I recommend spending a little time surfing around. you wont be sorry

Still Haven't Seen It.

FryanEgg, does this do it justice?

The Cult Of Personality

I just love this picture. I swiped it from here

Jew Eating Rabbit Now Wants To Eat Danish Cartoonists

I am sorry, but there is no one crazier than these people.
Here

Wow.

I guess we know who's got the star power in that relationship. It's been a long time since The Man Show.

What The Hell Is This Dummy Doing?

I have to admit, this story makes me nervous.

Bachelor Party

If you were getting married the next day, would you do the same?

MXC Friday Video

One of the best shows ever. I gotta try and find this on DVD.

Now For Some Pervy And Crappy Anime

Friday Dance Video

Gonna jump down turnaround 'pick a bail of cotton'

Human Giant Is Back.

Michael Yon's New Dispatch

Michael Yon just posted his latest on Mosul. The capital city seen as the last AQI stronghold.
Give it a read

A Lawsuit I Support

Duke Lax Players Sue School, City

And what ever happened to Nifong after he was disbarred?
Oh here we go.

"Nifong was disbarred and spent a night in jail for his handling of the case. Cooper said he is not named in the lawsuit because of his pending declaration of bankruptcy. Nifong is claiming more than $180 million in liabilities, almost all tied to the prospect of losing two other lawsuits stemming from the rape case."

Joyous!

Sign The Petition

This video starts off ok, but then gets a little hokey. Overall, worth the watch.

You're All Clear, Kid!

The Rebels win! The Rebels win!

Oh, Why Not?

I can post this.

Hillary Obama Umbrella Parody - Watch more free videos

The Anti-Garotzuva Justice League

I know Batman and Superman run the Justice League. But I think Newsome more fits the description of Wonder Woman.

This is funny. Both the fact that it exists and the fact that its getting complaints from San Franciscans.

I have a feeling that this Anti-Garotzuva Justice League will be as affective (and about as funny) as those little tanks that shoot at Godzilla as he kicks them around.

Conflict Of Interests?

Fact is stranger than fiction.

Michael Moore Doesn't Seem To Think Larry Castro Is Dead

I know it is all a joke, but what isn't a joke is that he is probably right. Larry would bring the house down if he were invited to the Oscars. Standing O all around.

My Two Cents

Everyone is talking about Michelle Obama's "first time in my adult life I am really proud of my country" comment and wondering why she wasn't proud of the Berlin Wall falling, or advancements in medicine, or civil rights... yadda yadda yadda...
None of that matters to me.
What I would like to know is why she would want to be First Lady of a country she has never been proud of. Seems a little masochistic to me.

And for those who say she was taken out of context, here she is saying it again.

Wikipedia Hates Muslims

That is at least what some muslims think. here

I recommend that wikipedia listen.

OH! MY GOD!

This is awesome on so many levels.

That Berkeley Idiot Pissed Me Off

You should have shown this instead. Just listening to a person will tell you so much. The guy down below sounds like a nut because he is. This lady is obviously not.

Oh Man, This Is Rich

Literally. "Cherries For Change" ice cream anyone?

Baron's Mayor Gets No Respect

According to Willie Brown, Obama says "no" to photoshoot with Gavin Newson

I Love It

Here are some quotes from the article

"Feb. 18 report in the London Daily Express showed that there is nearly a third more ice in Antarctica than usual"

"The Daily express recalls the photograph of polar bears clinging on to a melting iceberg which has been widely hailed as proof of the need to fight climate change....the photograph was taken in the month of August when melting is normal....the polar bear population has soared in recent years."

Global Gorging

Note the American Eagle T-shirt. Accident? I think not.

So, Ummm...

...Castro's dead, right?

Ladies And Gentlemen,...

...your Berkeley liberal.

Ironic?

Here's an internet blogger who claims he was fired from his production job with CNN because his personal blog was liberally biased. He makes this claim after already confirming another employee was fired for writing a blog about her positive work experiences. Maybe they just don't like blogs over there at CNN, because they sure as hell don't mind liberals. Never crosses this guys mind it seems. It's cool, though, he's punk rock. You can tell because he quotes Henry Rollins at the end.

Geldof Praises Bush

Blogust turned me on to this.

Officer Dickhead Part 3?

Yeah, it is excessive, but when she starts screeching, all I can think of is a massive Atomic Leg Drop to her noggin. Here

Hmmm....

This came out over the weekend. Eventhough it is a fake, or at least, very likely a fake, it still is pretty cool. Give it a read.

Another article I read said that the two were trying to target Robert Kennedy, because he was trying to bring down the mafia, but settled for JFK instead.

UPDATE: Video

I Guess I am Not Yet Sick Of This Topic

The Disappearing Arctic Ice Is Back And It's Thick

"Well, We Caught The Infamous Fogell"

I am dedicating this scene to that kid who was arrested in "part 2" of Zombie's photo essay.

"Man, that is going to get you so much ass."

Officer Dickface II: Die Harder

More jerky goodness, now with 20% more douchebaggery.

Zombie's Photo Essay Is Complete

This one is tops on the list.

UPDATE: Sorry, I was wrong. It looks as if part 2 isn't done yet.

Friday Video

Global Warming?

I shudder to think.

Garotzuva vs. Big Foot

Of course this is how I envision the battle between Garotzuva and Big Foot. From the very beginning we see Garotzuva ( in this case it's Godzilla, but same difference ) blasting through polar ice caps and destroying everything with his global warming ray, while Big Foot (a.k.a. King Kong ) fights him with biofuels. He even shoves biofuels down Garotzuva's global warming spewing pie hole.
And yes, Metallica will be laying down some tasty licks during this kick ass battle.

I Haven't Even Seen Juno...

...but this is pretty much what I envision it to be like.

Love Is In The Air III: With A Vengeance

Garotzuva vs. The Loch Ness Monster

Now this is battle I would have liked to have seen. Unfrotunately, it already happened. Ace Of Spades has the results.

I Guess This Is One Way To Campaign Against Bush

Now For Something I Hope You Really Like

Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

In Case You Care.

Never Gets Old.

She's just a spunky little firecracker, isn't she?

Thought You Would Like To Know

Remember this navy seal?
This event?
or the bombing March 1992, at the Israeli Embassy in Buenos Aires killing 29 people?
or the 1983 suicide bombing of the US Embassy?
Well this is the guy who was directly linked to every single one of these incidences and he was just blown up last night.

But don't expect the MSM to make a big deal out of it.

Israel says they didn't do it. Some are saying it was America while others are saying it was France. 58 French marines were slaughtered by Hezbollah back in the 80's.

UPDATE: Here is more... Tons more...

This Appears To Be Real.

Once the industrialized nations get ahold of this, the price of my cockroach smoothies will skyrocket.

I'm Convinced...

...that it's almost time to move to Costa Rica.

A Sound Argument.

The Onion breaks it down.

It's Just As I Suspected.

Some people are exactly this stupid.

These Videos Will Enrage You

Cops overstepping their authority.

The first video reminds me of my uncle Kappy

Iraqi Lawmakers Pass 3 Crucial, Long-Delayed Laws

If this helps relieve tension, expect the Dems to switch to another tactic.

Aaaaannnnd...Cut!

Can we have our money now?

The Man Never Fails

With all the protesting and shouting and Marine hating going on in Berkeley, you knew ZombieTime was going to be there. Unfortunately his latest it is a bit short, but I am sure there will be more.

UPDATE: Here is some more that I didn't catch before

Love Is In The Air II: Electric Boogaloo.

Wait... Did Someone Just Say "Awesome"?

I Call Bullshit

This dude has got to be a puppet.

Mini-muscleman: Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder

Love Is In The Air.

Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently

These Quizes Are Sometimes Fun

Take the Interactive Collective Quiz over at The People's Cube

Uplifting Letter

Worth the read.

Better Than Looney Tunes

First was the Jew hating mouse (who was murdered by a Jewish banker who wanted his land), then came the jew hating bee (who died because the Jews wouldn't give him healthcare) and now we have the jew eating rabbit.
I can't make this shit up folks, this is for real. Any guesses on what will kill the rabbit?

Stole this from www.patdollard.com

Don't Screw With The Queen Of Hearts

Not even Olbermann has the balls to touch her.

But Will It Make Me Cool?

What's That You Say?

You say for a Friday video you want a dancing Mexican Tranny Dwarf? Okay.

Yeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!!

Disagree? No such thing as Garotzuva, you say? Go to jail, criminal! This commercial rules:

Ben Stein Is Awesome

Friday Video

I watched The Omega Man last night and I thought it was just great. So I have gone ahead and posted a couple of my favorite scenes from the movie.
In this first scene, Heston goes to a run down movie theater to watch "Woodstock" for the thousandth time. The zombie creatures haven't been shown yet, but this Woodstock scene is definitly forshadowing. The last line is awesome.


This next scene pretty much sums up what I liked most about this movie.

Hey Baron, Is This Something You Would Consider Working On?

I know you have said in the past that designing "The Sims" ruined your life, but would you consider working on this one? It might be for a good cause. You should turn in you application now.

Maybe "Attempt To Kill" Was The Right Call

Lets see how quickly the media drops this story.

"Along with choking the 18-year-old victim, the 6' 6" Purvis allegedly slammed the teenager's head on a table."

Make no doubt about it, people came out in numbers to support the Jena 6 because they felt that someone "deserved" to be beatin up for hanging nooses. Whether that was the reason for the assault or not made no difference.

It Appears To Be Working

Mayor of Berkeley has appologized for her comments about the Marine recruiting center after Republicans drafted a bill that would yank $2.3 million in federal funding for Berkeley programs.

This reminds of the time when the NFL pulled the Super Bowl from Arizona in 1992, because the state refused to recognize Martin Luther King day. Of course the two events have little in common, but I do wonder if Sen. Barbara Boxer and Rep. Barbara Lee feel that the NFL made the right decision.

My New Favorite Band

Of all the shithead bands that came out in the 90's, no one sucked like Pearl Jam. They were by far the band I loved to hate.
From their lame ass Bugle Boy ad to Eddie Vedder's horrible nostril singing to my complete and total confusion on why they were so freakin' popular, I hated them.

But you know what? I can't hate em anymore. They have gotten so lame now I almost have to like 'em, otherwise I would appear to be prejudice towards retards and we can't have that.
Here is Pearl Jam doing their knew hit Rock Around Barack. Isn't that adorable?

Feel Good Video Of The Year

The year is only month old so I know right about this one. This is The Feel Good Video Of The Year!
Iraqi Forces, not Amercan, save an 11 year old boy who was kidnapped and held for ransom. The penalty for not paying was going to be a beheading.
Waterworks for sure on this one.

p.s. stole it from Pat Dollard

I normally don't like Shep

But I like him here. This is just great. I love the fact that Fox acutally stops people and makes them clarify. They do this with both sides of the aisle.

The Guy's A Loudmouth Jerk!

Ngyuen Thi Buch Thuy: 'Just Give Me The Damn Sepak Takraw Ball'

Clinton Continues To Campaign Against Bush

Sounds good to me. Campaigning against a lame duck President, while everyone else is campaigning on the future doesn't seem like a smart move and that is why I am glad she is doing it. The problem is, if Obama wins, according to Politico he leads by 13 delegates, then McCain will look foolish in the debates. But if Clinton wins, then McCain can handle her and Huckabee can handle Obama. That is if Clinton picks Obama. All in all, the Republican ticket looks very mediocre to me. Still, I am pulling for em because universal health care, expiring tax cuts, 6 month mortgage relief, Democrat supreme court judges and most importantly a wishy washy foreign policy are all very scary to me. McCAIN '08

Why can't Christmas occur in February?

Then I would know what to get MC. This is a T-Shirt from busted tees. I'm going to buy this and wear it while I read my copy of "19-0" I just received from Amazon.

Wait... We Want To Be MORE Like Europe??

I say no way!

Hell, a few beers and the History Channel will teach you more than any European education!

Vegetable Rock

Sorta cool.


Here is another one

MacMeda Sent This One Over

It is a long speech, but still pretty interesting.

Enough Said

Hillary might be willing to garnish the wages of workers who refuse to buy health insurance to achieve coverage for all Americans.

Picture Of The Week

And this is the guy we are supposed to be worried about? I may not know enough about red/blue style 3-D glasses, but cutting edge of technology isn't the first thing to come to mind.

Here

and

Here

Language Barrier

Please read the message above and then think about it. This cake comes from a Wal-Mart bakery.





Here is how it went -
Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"


Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."


Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"


Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".

The Media Is Working!!!

These crimes are commonplace. Everybody freak the fuck out!!!

Friday Vid.

The ongoing feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon.

Friday Video

Embed is all wrong. here is the link.

Yes, I Am For The 2nd Amendment...

...and yes, I do think this is a good idea. even if hunting wasn't the reason for the course.