Thursday, February 14, 2008

Garotzuva vs. Big Foot

Of course this is how I envision the battle between Garotzuva and Big Foot. From the very beginning we see Garotzuva ( in this case it's Godzilla, but same difference ) blasting through polar ice caps and destroying everything with his global warming ray, while Big Foot (a.k.a. King Kong ) fights him with biofuels. He even shoves biofuels down Garotzuva's global warming spewing pie hole.
And yes, Metallica will be laying down some tasty licks during this kick ass battle.

3 comments:

Maximum Colossus said...

I think it's safe to say that's a dead-on interpretation, but I have a couple of questions.

1) How much coal would it take to electrically power King Kong/Giant Bigfoot?

B) What's the octopus supposed to be? Overfishing?

Unknown said...

That was a mutant Octopus due to nuclear power. That is why we need wind power and solar power. Bigfoot was ridding us of our nuclear experiment.

By the way, Bigfoot uses static electricity from the people's grid. I think I posted that product from the People's cube.

BVM said...

Yeah, well nice try.

Godzilla is a product of our nuclear testing in the Bikini Islands.

He is natures way of getting back at us.

But who cares about the true Godzilla story. I like Blogust's spin better.