I'm Putting in My Resume

I've decided that since all the writers of The Walking Dead were fired, I'd go ahead and throw my writing hat into the ring. Here's some of what I've come up with. Let me know what you think.

"You don't see zombies worrying about who marries who based on sexual preference."

"There are no rich or poor zombies. All zombies are equal. We could learn a lot from them."

"Look out! Zombie!"

"If these zombies don't kill us, surely Global Warming will."

"I think we'll finally be safe here inside the walls of Gitmo. Who'd have thought such a horrible place could redeem itself like this?"

"George Bush and I created these zombies to fight Al Qaeda! How could we have been so foolish?!"

"Madame President, the zombies have breached the bunker!"

"Somebody get me outta this crazy zombie apocalypse!"