Give It Up For Bob

Just got this from a friend.

Smile

Because the 70's sucked.

Not sure I totally agree with the "we have more leisure time" comment, but through the awesomeness of technology I have been able to work from home for close to 6 years now.

Why Don't They Ever Hold These Things In The Summer?

How smart is it to hold a global warming conference where its about to be winter? I guess that shows the cluelessness of this entire movement.

"Denmark has a maritime climate and milder winters than its Scandinavian neighbors. It hasn’t had a white Christmas for 14 years, under the DMI’s definition, and only had seven last century. Temperatures today fell as low as minus 4 Celsius (25 Fahrenheit)."

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Things Are Heating UP!

Har Har Har.

More here.

Get A Rope.

Al Gore is a murderer in Illinois.

Oh, Shoot Me Already.

Seriously, I have no beef with the Ukelele:



But as usual something innocuous and kind of endearing takes on a whole new meaning when people start taking it too fucking seriously. What's the over/under on number of days before I have to smash some hipster jack-off over the head with his 'uke?'

Pow!

I know Blogust finds the original of this photo questionable but I find this version super solid and totally worth every minute I spent making it. Yeah!

When Will The Climate Crusades Begin In Earnest?

These people are fanatical. When will their religion begin the bloody conversion of the rest of us pagans?

Shatner Vs. Palin

Too good.

Happy Video Friday

Yeah, we've all seen it already, but I don't care.

More From Krauthammer

Environmentalism = Socialism

I Gotta Say...

...this cracked me up.

Norwegian Lights Mystery Solved

So says Reuters

Happy in Paraguay

This video is the result of really bad lip reading

The End Is Nigh!!!

Our Alien Overlords have arrived!

Word Of Advice

Don't ever live where there's an HOA.

America's Hat and Their Awesome Healthcare System

Christmas is Coming!

I know what I want.

This Is A Great Line...

...from another blog. It needs no context:

"If Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez made a baby, it would be so hardcore and Latin that it would jump out of the womb in a ski mask and challenge you to a knife fight."

Comrade Sent Me This

This Blog May Soon Be Illegal

No joke.

Interesting note over at Hot Air.

Another Black Conservative

The novelty is starting to wear off. Now if we can only get some of these guys in office.

Jon Stewart On Climategate

Here

This is funny, but I take exception to the tone in the end the clip. It smacks of the idea that conservatives don't want to believe about climate change because they want to rape the environment while liberals are so concerned with nature well being, that climate change is a natural fear. Personally, I don't think the left cares about the environment anymore than the right and vice versa, but I do think the left wants climate change to be real because it would pose a referendum on capitalism. Polar bears just act as a mascot.

Tribute To Favre?

Why not

Litigation Lottery!

No embed code so you'll have to click here to check this out, but the gist of it is that a mother is suing the post office for returning a letter to her son in Iraq stamped "deceased." Turns out, her son was fine and it was just a horrible mistake. So, of course, she wants a bunch of money for being upset. Fuck the lawyers. Fuck the media for giving her a voice here.

Cast Of Family Ties Cursed!

First Alex P. Keaton gets Parkinson's and now his mom is gay! My prayers go out to Tina Yothers!

Yes, Of Course

It's much more important to find out who attempted to make this already transparent organization even more transparent than it is to find out whether this organization is hornswaggling the entire world through fear-mongering and disinformation.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

Militant Atheism

Sounds like a great idea!

The World Is Shifting On Its Axis

This video must be from another dimension or something. This can't be from NBC. Can it?

Reason.tv Rules

Iraq Update

Watch CBS News Videos Online

Garotzuva No Longer A Giant Ugly Lizard Causing Global Warming,

but instead it's Mr. Smithers who runs the carnival.
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you snooping kids."
Scooby-rooby-Roo!

30 Rock...

...just raped me with their 'green' episode, complete with Al Gore money shot. I feel gross.

I'm There.

No Comment

We Have A Winner!

This is maybe the greatest Garutzova freak out headline ever!!!

The War Has Been Lost In Afghanistan

So says Fred Thompson
I find his words to ring true in a lot of ways.

But I don't want to talk war, let's talk football instead. About ten years ago, The Minnesota Vikings and The Atlanta Falcons played the NFC championship game. The Vikings had a 14-2 record that year and Randall Cunningham was silencing his critcs. Nothing was going to stop them from going to the Super Bowl and I couldn't wait to see The Broncos being punked by Purple People Eaters.
As expected, the Vikings were in control of the game early and I was glued to the T.V. All was right in the world and the though Falcons scored before the half, I was happy to know that the better, purer and more righteous team was going to win.
But the unthinkable happened. The "Queens" began to fall asleep in the second half and sense of dread began to creep into my world. Randall was looking like he was in a holding pattern and Green seemed to be dithering.
Trying not to lose rather than trying to win appeared to be the new game plan and the Falcons would not fade. They just hung around and hung around until finally they were able to tie the game with only 30 seconds left. Vikings get the ball back and Dennis Green opted to kneel into overtime rather than go for the big play. Right then I knew The Vikings were officially on the ropes. Though the Vikings won the toss, the tone was set by Dennis Green's pussy ass decision and Randall Cunningham, who battled his entire career with a bad public perception of his ability to win, was starting to look confused. It was almost as if he knew his coach was losing confidence in him and he began to forget his spectacular season.
Then in overtime the unthinkable happened. Morten Andersen, who had been perfect all year, missed a 38 yard field goal by a foot, failing to seal the game. Afterwards, an empowered Falcons team marched, scored and won.
And I cried a little and never liked Dennis Green again.

By the way, did I mention that Obama is a douche?

Some Good News

You will have big green eyes, long blonde hair, industrial size breasts, an ass that don't quit, and legs all the way up!

You've seen Tremors right?

Once Again, San Diego On The Wrong Side Of Sports History

Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No from NoMasTV

The Perfect and The Good

Just found this quote in a programming book, of all things. John Stossel uses this saying a lot in comparing the juxtaposition of intentions and results. He usually uses it when talking about politicians' never ending quest to create utopia but in the process they end up creating hell.

“It is important not to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, even
when you can agree on what perfect is. Doubly so when you can't. As unpleasant
as it is to be trapped by past mistakes, you can't make any progress
by being afraid of your own shadow during design.”

I Love My Town.

San Diego water rates to go up Jan. 1

By Craig Gustafson

Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 2:12 p.m.

Water rates will increase for San Diego residents beginning Jan. 1 after the City Council approved a 7.75 percent hike to cover the higher cost of buying imported water.

The council voted 5-2 for the increase, with members Carl DeMaio and Donna Frye dissenting. Council President Ben Hueso was absent.

Taxpayers had a chance to block the increase if more than 50 percent of ratepayers would have objected in writing, but the protests fell far short of that threshold.

The rate increase is the sixth since 2007.

Sarah Palin Is Hot

And Newsweek has become the US Weekly of news magazines. Seriously, even Time is like, "Whoa, come on now, that's a little over the top."

Just kidding, Time was probably all, "Damn! Scooped again!"

Here's An Interesting Thought

So we all know that the left has been looking for any excuse to convict Bush and Cheney for war crimes, but they can't get an indictment.
So now that KSM is being tried in civil court, classified information on how he revealed his answers will be exposed. Therefore, this trial isn't for justice, but to convict Bush and Cheney. Anyone agree with that?

Gay = Genital Abnormality

I didn't say it, science did.

Friday Video

Kasabian
This song reminds me of Wall Of Vodoo and their album Seven Days In Sammy's Town.

Nuts, Just Plain Nuts

This pretty much sums it up for me.
This is a trial that will take years, cost millions of dollars, freak out everyone in New York, give a complete nut job front page on a daily basis, etc.

Really, this is beyond mind numbing.

Friday Vid.

I miss Phil Hartman.

First!

Scotland fires the first salvo of the year against Christianity in Christmas.

This just In...

Weezer Releases Most Offensive Album of All Time! Seriously, this is my favorite music review ever.

And check out the comments here.

That is a level of music snobbery I can barely fathom, and I'm a connoisseur of music snobbery. Did these people not even notice that the album is call Raditude and has a flying pitbull on the cover? For the record, I love this album so much I'm starting to worry about myself. Here's a taste:

One For The Files

File under: England is retarded.

Yep

I totally agree.

Where's our Blogust, errr.... Super Blog 5000 Army Officer have to say?

Who Would You Listen To?

An Ambassador or a General?

Ugh...

And I really like John Bolton.

Death Row.

Nothing like the Green Mile. So if you're in a stand-off with police, I guess your best bet is to rape and kill your hostages. How did it get this way is the question. Oh, never mind, I already know.

Let's Stay Classy.

Some of you may be concerned with the new direction I'm taking with this blog now that I've been given creative control, but I just want to assure you that I hold myself and all other contributors up to the high standards we have always maintained here in the past. Here's about three minutes of chicks falling and whatnot.



Pretty sweet, amirite?

I'm In.

It's been a long time since I've punched the digits for MTV into my remote. I just don't give a crap what the kids today are up to,but I may have to make an exception for this.



Who doesn't love a good train wreck. And this one might be the train wreckiest of them all.

MC Now Has Admin Permission

Since I have been AWOL for like 2 months now (well it's actually been since I moved from Portland, really) Maximum Colossus now has admin permission. That means, MC, you can change the format, images, delete and what have you. Go Nuts!
I am currently looking for a new job, then I can look for a new place to live and the world will seem normal again... maybe.

Also, I invited Ryan in China to write on the blog as well. He sends me stuff and I never get around to posting em. Sorry about that buddy. Miss you guys up there in Portland. :)

Uh, Wow.

So, I am not at all what you call prudish towards violence in entertainment. Video games, TV, movies, whatever. It isn't on those industries to raise children in my opinion. But, I'm not so sure with this mission from the new Call of Duty game. The action starts at about 1:35 and you don't have to watch too much to get where I'm coming from.



I mean, that's really something.

TITANS. WILL. CLASH!

Kaboom! Troy meets 300 meets God of War in the greatest Titan clashing of all time!!!



Seriously, though? Can't wait.

We should just call this place Onion-ust

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

XXXXXXL

I don't mind that there's a guy this big or even that he's an authority figure. But that they actually make cop clothes to fit him is pretty amazing.

Interesting.

Earlier reports have witnesses to the Fort Hood shooting claiming the shooter yelled out "Allahu akbar (God is great!)!" before opening fire. Now articles like this, where Obama asks everyone not to jump to conclusions come out, and I can no longer find any media references to the shooter yelling that at all. I'm going to go ahead and jump to several conclusions.

This Is Too Good.

Let's Have A Vote.

Since Blogust has more or less abandoned this blog for reasons to stupid for me to even get into, I propose we change this blog's name to Maximum Co-blog-us! Who's with me?! Huh? Anybody? A coup sounds good, amirite?

A Little Late

but still awesome.


How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

Duh.

Like I needed an interview with Roland Emmerich to solve this mystery.

In Case You Were Wondering...

...number one on the list of people who I would kill you all for if they asked me to is...

Interesting.

Science.

This Actually Looks Funny.

Wow...

Head of local Planned Parenthood has had enough and joins the Coalition For Life.

Abortions Make More Money

No Arguments From This Blog

Friday Vid.

I'm not dressing up this year.

Real letter about a child's costume:

Hi Peter,

We figured this is the last year we can make our daughter dress up as whatever we want before she demands to be a princess next year.

The hardest part was the Spock haircut, followed by teaching her to do the Vulcan salute. Other than that, she already has natural Vulcan brows.

Vicky

For Blogust And Comrade

Um...Okay...

...so, yeah, this appears to be a real thing.

Another Music Video

I had an awesome weekend. I finally got to see one of my most influential bands.

Video Friday

A film maker from Nor Cal filmed my band last year and put out a video. He's gone back over the video, added some overlays and put it out in HD. Not too bad.

Awesome.

I really hope every one of these bands was used to torture detainees. With all my heart.

I'll Always Dig Mr. T

He has this Snikers add campaign in Europe.

Oh, Wow.

This appears to be happening. I have no words.

Check It Out!

This is my new profile picture!



It's Hawk, from Buck Rogers! How fucking sweet is that?! Would it kill you fuckers to give me some props?!!! I need to be validated!!! Also, Erin Gray:


Boner.

Maybe Israel Wont Have To Bomb Iran Afterall

I'm sure you are all aware of Iran sentencing three protesters to death.
Now Iran's Revolutionary Guard has been targeted by two bombings inside Iran.
Is civil war on the way?

Juan Williams Fights Back After Porch Comment

Watch This

Porch Monkey

I just finished watching Juan Williams argue with some other black dude about racial witchhunts and Rush Limbaugh. Juan William's argument was that Rush is so hated by the left that they were willing to spread rumors about racial slurs Rush never made, but people were ready to believe. While the black dude next to him made the comment that Rush did make racist comments and he should own up to it.

In the end Juan Williams made a good argument against his opponents "Barack the Magic Negro" argument and the fucking guy responded with "Why don't you go back to the porch, Juan" I shit you not. I am waiting for it on youtube.

Once again it is okay to make racial comments if you're black and direct them to anyone including other blacks, but if you are white and a conservative, you can get nailed for comments that were never uttered. Let's face it, liberals are racist mother fuckers. AS A RULE! and have been able to convince the country that it's conservatives who are racists. The reason Rush was kicked out of the bidding was because of a race witchhunt. I am convinced of that.

Okay, Just Another Little Taste.

So, one guy at my work brings up how the British High Courts called An Inconvenient Truth alarmist and wouldn't allow it in schools without opposing views. Here's what one of my other coworkers replied:

What if I said I knew of a documentary that proved the Holocaust never happened and that a British High Court had determined that some film about the Holocaust was over-stated and inaccurate? Would that be credible at ALL? Are you seriously telling me that you would find such things evidence that the Holocaust was a “hoax”? Judges aren't historians. Documentarians can make films purporting to refute anything. One sign of ideology is when you give credibility, willy nilly, to evidence that has none.

"Sounds like something Hitler would say" would have been more concise, but that's pretty good.

Meet Bo Snerdley

He is Rush's call screener. I wonder if he knows his boss is a racist.

Sorry That I Haven't Blogged

but I was overtaken by a succubus
Some have depicted the Succubus to look like the image above, but I think the image below is more accurate... if, of course, you replace that goofy lure thing with tits.

Making Up For Lost Time

Me like this song

Japanese Game Show Involving Fake Sniper Fire

Panic Face King

Umm, Yeah...

This sort of destroys Giant Shark Vs. Giant Octopus. D'you know why? Cause this could really happen!

Garotzuva Returns!

Global Warming is the big subject here at my work again, and if this blog wasn't so sorry I'd share some of the glory here. Until I see some regular action on this site, I'm holding the craziness hostage. And if you think I'm bluffing, the most recent thing someone here said follows:

If you'd watch Al Gore's movie you'd learn ALL OF THIS. EDUCATE YOURSELF.

That's verbatim and not at all a joke, people.

I Got This Group Email

And its true!

Irena Sendler

San Francisco Public Transportation Rules

Ok, Ok, I understand that this can happen anywhere, but with my experience of the transportation in the Bay Area I can't to help to believe that this is usual.

This Blog SUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKSSSS!

Obama got the freaking Nobel Prize for Peace and all he did was absolutely nothing! Nobody has anything to say about this at all?!!!

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Good Intentions...

...and also for not being George Bush. Well, mostly for not being Bush.

Trying To Help Out A Little Here

Been quiet lately.

Here's this:

If Rush Buys The Rams...

I will become a Rams fan. The Chargers sucking year after year has made me wonder, "what do I gain for being a football fan?"
With the Rams as my team, I will not only be rooting for a team, but for a political idealogue as well. It will make games that much more enjoyable.

I Don't Know Why I Bother With This Crap Blog...

...but this about made me cry. Epic.

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

This Is Alison Brie.

She is on Mad Men (a show it took me nearly two season to decide whether I liked or not) and the new NBC comedy Community (a show that after only three episodes i'm pretty sure is just okay).

I would kill you all if she asked me to.

This Blog Sucks.

Here's a funny video, stupid blog.
Grand Theft Auto Precinct

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