Thursday, November 08, 2007

No Hugging No Learning

Looking on the bright side, at least boys wont have to hold their books down to mask their boners after hugging a hotty.

1 comment:

Maximum Colossus said...

I'm going to go ahead and side with the school here. Public displays of affection are grody. Public displays of anything really. I can't wait until they ban smiling. Stupid, smug people smiling like they're better than me.

Also, imagine how this rule improves the quality of life for ugly and socially retarded children who never get hugged. Score one for the creepy introverts. Of course, the other side is awarded a point as well, because we don't want anyone to feel like a loser. Lobotomies all around!!!