Wednesday, June 18, 2008

You Were Right, MC...

The Happening is about trees that "have tired of humankind's ecological despoilment and are emitting a complicated aerial neurotoxin that makes us kill ourselves en masse." Stupid

There is another horror out there that might be more worth your time. It is a re-release, first shown in 1989, and for some reason it is going down as the best worst movie ever and theaters are selling out.

What is this movie? Well it is none other than Troll 2.
Storyline: A town known as Nilbog, Goblin spelled backwards, is being attacked by vegetarian monsters who are turning people into plants so that they can eat them.
Awesome!

3 comments:

Maximum Colossus said...

So I guess we're assuming that no one wants to see this movie so spoilers are cool?

Anonymous said...

I think I needed to help it along a little.

BVM said...

Jeesh, talk about being let down when I found out what this movie was about. Trees attacking humans with an airborn virus???

Hahahahahahaha.

About 50 years ago The Japanese, bless their soul, had a much better way to have nature attack mankind for his wrong doings:

GODZILLA!