Star Trek Cologne

Some think this may be a joke.
If it isn't, the only people who would buy this stuff wouldn't use it, but would keep it mint and in the box. A collectors item for their geek display cabinet. Oddly enough, probably the same people who would need to use it the most.
And so, yes, my bottle has already been ordered and it's going on the shelf right next to my Star Trek pez dispenser.