Because I don't want to wait till tomorrow

Here's a Friday video for you. Hasselhoff, a hot burlesque dancer, and witty comebacks. Watch till the end.

Got Me A New Book. What Else Is There To Do In Portland?

I just bought this book called "Conservative Combacks to Liberal Lies." The Guy who wrote it does a radio show out of Boston called Pundit Review. He also has a pretty interesting Blog where you can listen to some of the shows archives. Here

There's A Little Yellow Man In My Head.

No sirens! Aren't you playing a little fast and loose with our lives here? Well, at least people will have a reason to sue.

I Can See It Now.

So, British filmmaker comes up with a faux documentary on what would happen to the war on terror if Bush were assassinated. Does anybody even need to see this? I imagine a perpetual rainbow would appear over the Middle East. Then aliens would come to Earth, wipe out all of the Christian conservatives and teach everyone else how to make Socialism work. Utopia at last!

Sorry To Have To Do This To You Guys.

Hillary Swank played a guy in a movie once. That means this picure makes us all gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

You Really Can't Deny It.

I think we can all agree that this is irrefutable evidence of the divine. Especially since God makes turtles, whereas man makes toast and freeway underpasses.

And I'm Sure CBS Will Host It

What a joke

Christopher Hitchens Flips The Bird

Christopher Hitchens was on "Real Time With Bill Maher" Friday night and managed to sit through the whole show without having his head explode, but what he couldn't contain was his urge to flip off the audience. Childish but funny.

Throughout the interview, Bill Maher would continually go for the cheap laugh and applause by calling the President dumb or a bible thumper (how original), but for me, what Bill Maher intended to say was that anyone who voted for Bush is dumb. Especially those who still support him. All I have to say is "duuuhhhhh...."
Anywho, I am starting to get the feeling that the left feels they have won a moral victory since more and more Americans hate Bush and more and more Americans feel Iraq is a bad idea. But never fear, this dummy (meaning me) hasn't given up hope.
here
and
Fox News with Chris Wallace
In the second article, read what Joe Biden has to say when Chris Wallace asks

Senator, let me ask you about that, because your plan is to decentralize
the country and create sort of semi-autonomous regions for the Kurds, the
Sunnis and the Shia. But I want to put up a poll taken recently of
Iraqis.

Now read Iraq the Model. This article doesn't have anything to do with Biden's comments, but both address the unity issue in Iraq.

By the way, here is Christopher Hitchens homepage if you liked what you saw.

Hateful Cartoon Contest

Slpastick Politics is showing Iran's Holocaust Cartoon entries.
While Zombie Time has some more photos for your viewing enjoyment. Same old stuff, but still worth the look.

Like Chocolate And Peanut Butter.

I don't have the words, and I'm pretty sure I don't need them, because if anything ever spoke for itself it's this glorious Friday video. This is most likely not safe for your work, unless you work for, like, Girls Gone Wild. Enjoy.

Scott Biram

Move over BBQ, this is my new favorite one man band.

Friday Funday!

See where your town ranks, or sadly, if it doesn't at all. Obviously, some of us aren't pulling our weight.

Faith in Science

Crap like this
is exactly why I'm not afraid to be skeptical of experts, especially in the field of science.

So, with a few redefinitions, can we do away with global warming??

Ann Coulter. Not So Crazy, After All.

Turns out even her most biting commentary may actually just be careful observation. You can't make this stuff up people.

Bummer.

It's a shame we don't have a Hardee's here in San Diego. I'm in the mood to sue somebody. Hmm, maybe I can sue Hardee's for not being here? It's worth a shot, and I'm sure there's a lawyer or two who would take the case. Why can't all these fat American's learn what a freaking calorie is. I can't believe people get paid to point this shit out.

New Freedom Fighter Babes

Well, not really Freedom Fighters. More like Freedom Ravers.
Here
and
Here

Just a few shots of some Iranian girls letting their hair down.

Will You Take A Third Party Out Of State Payheck?

I fell a lot better about my credit card bills after seeing this. For shame.

"Fly The Friendly Skies" Was Taken.

I've flown Northwest, so this doesn't surprise me in the least. I mean, isn't their logo, "Northwest Airlines. Damn it, what the hell do you want?" At least that's the way I remember it. Why should they treat their employees any better than they train their employees to treat their customers? It's called consistency people.

Evil Zookeeper Kills Tiger Trying To Show Affection To Veterinarian.

You can bet your ass PETA will call for a lynching. Veterinarians area dime a dozen, but Sumatran Tigers are beautiful and endangered animals. Sadly, I expect this guy to lose his job over this.

Def Republican Jam

There are three notable Black Republicans running for office this election year. Lynn Swann for Gov. of Pennsylvania, Ken Blackwell for Gov. of Ohio and Michael Steele for Senate of Maryland. I don't need to explain what all this means. But it doesn't end there. Hip-Hop Mogul, Russell Simmons, is going to be hosting Michael Steele's fundraiser. Good!

If the Democrats lose the black vote they will be in big trouble. If they lose the Jewish vote they will be in big trouble. Who will they recruit next? Anyone? Anyone? If you say illegals, well then you said it...not me.

Back In My Day....

Two Grampies, Grandpa Dylan and Grandpa Bennett, have both come forward to complain about the state of music in the U.S. today. Dylan complains that recorded music doesn't sound as good as it did 20 years ago, while Bennett complains that the U.S. has only contributed "Jazz" to the cultural world. Can you say "dated"? Look, I know I am dated. I hate todays music, but then again I hate music from Bob Dylan and Tony Bennett as well.

How Refreshing

Here's an amazing article where a parent actually does the right thing instead of immediately suing everyone in sight. Imagine encouraging your child to overcome their fears and teaching them a valuable life lesson, instead of a lesson in entitlement and litigation. This woman should teach a parenting course.

With Movies Like "X" and "Do The Right Thing," I Am Sure Spike Lee Is Going To Be More than Fair

Yaaaay! Spike Lee has made a documentary about Hurricane Katrina. Just in time too. August is almost over and not one Big One has hit yet. That doesn't mean a Hurricane wont happen, but if there isn't one as big as Katrina, well Spike Lee has it covered.

There was a video connected to this link on the yahoo homepage. I didn't know how to link to it, but if it is still there, check it out. The video is an interview that Spike Lee gave about his new documentary and in the first few seconds, Spike Lee describes Katrina as the worst "Natural" Disaster and then quickly changes it to the worst "Man-made" Disaster to hit the U.S. No, this mini series wont be biased. Actullay, it might even compete with Bowling for Columbine.

Hey wait a minute, isn't this documentary "Too Soon"?

France Backs Down

But OF COURSE. France reduces its commitment, and then it just keeps getting better. Italy now wants to lead the UN force.

Did you hear that? Italy!

Oh man... Life sure is funnier than fiction.

Ciao Bella!

Imagining this world without the leadership of the US is just a scary thought.

Here's Your Friday Freaking Video!

Behold awesome.

Moonlighting

Here is a link to Maximum Colossus (a.k.a. Lord Kingly) and CJ's San Diego Chargers webpage. Super Bowl Bound.

Doom And Gloom, People. Doom And Gloom.

I have a hunch they are attracted to the Earth's warmth.

Rockin Fiday

I think this is one of the better Rock Covers

I See Drunk People

In case you haven't heard, Haley Joel Osment (of 6th Sense fame)wrapped his '95 Saturn around a tree a couple of weeks back. Well, he's now been charged with DUI and posession of marijuana. Tragic. A '95 Saturn? Hollywood makes minced meat out of yet another promising child actor.

Unconfirmed sources tell me Jonathon Lypniki (of Jerry Maguire fame)was found in the trunk with a ball gag. So sad.

Take That Religion!

This is ridiculous. There must be absolutley nothing left to do in Canton once you've taken the Hall of Fame tour.

Just One More Reason Why I Support The Death Penalty

Look at this pencil necked Mother. Now that he has confessed to killing that Ramsey girl, the last of the two remaining parents should be allowed to spend a few precious moments with this sicko. Not only for killing that little girl, but for the ten years of grief the father and his wife suffered while the media and society all but convicted them.

They don't know it yet...

But they've found The Hulk. Its all about gamma rays...

Think Green

Wait... Am I understanding this correctly?

France (In love with former Yassar Arafat) and Turkey (A Muslim nation) are going to lead a "Peace Keeping" force that is supposed to be unbiased in how it treats the Jews over the Muslims? And Israel is agreeing to this????

Tell me this is a joke, please.

Meet LTC Randolph C. White

This video is about 12 minutes long, but well worth every second.

Little Girl Exposes Too Much Skin

This article needs no introduction.

Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard

Figured I'd post this for Blogust.

More Penn & Teller

Google has 23 episodes of Penn & Teller's "Bullshit" on Google Video. I think it only appropriate to link directly to an episode called Conspiracy Theories.

Ramones Video

Here are the Ramones doing "Cretin Hop." You need to turn up the volume a bit, but overall a pretty good live recording. The best part about this video is the little spin moves performed by my all time favorite Punk Rock Republican, Johnny Ramone.

Okay, I'll start.

Here's a Friday video for you.

Iraq Update

After General Abizaid spoke last week, a dark tone has fallen harder on the war in Iraq. It was always there to begin with, but it certainly seems heavier in recent days. Still, in light of the missing Egyptians and the exploding sports drinks, one has to think that a new found vigor will emerge.

Here are a few sites I found interesting.
Iraq Security
Milblogging
Casualties

I linked to casualties before and quickly deleted it, because I thought it was distasteful. Now, I don't care as much anymore.

Bitch Fest

Since we are on the subject of Ann Coulter, I figured I should link to another outrageous woman...Michelle Malkin. Here she is at Hot Air. Fauxtography part 1 and part 2

Do I Detect A Romance?

Oddly enough, Ann Coulter is a fan of Blogust and she is delighted with all the attention she is getting. She is especially pleased with Lord Kingly and has asked me to post this.



















Isn't that sweet?

Everybody Gets A Whole Snow Cone.

Here's another article about how American parents are wussifying their kids. This is pretty much old news these days, but it never fails to piss me off. My favorite line:

"When we went to school, people were bullied. Now we know kids have a much greater instance of suicide and depression when they've been bullied," she says.

I think it's probably far more depressing to turn 14 and realize you suck at everything, but that's just me. I don't have kids. Incidentally, my feelings on the war don't mean squat either.

I Am The Lowest Common Denominator

This is so far over the top that it's freaking hilarious!

Can't We All Just Get Along?

I've noticed a lot of animousity here lately, and I fear we are reaching a boiling point. So, in order to restore a little peace, I wanted to share with you all something that I'm sure we can agree on. This is the cutest stuff ever.

"Nourishment" Is A Funny Word

What does everyone think about Lieberman's loss in the primaries? Is this good or bad for Democrats? Do you care? What I think is funny is all the outrage about him running as an Independent. I heard some clips of people saying that Joe is turning his back on the Democrats by not stepping down and letting Ned Lamont run alone against the Republican candidate. In other words, after they ate their young, they are now crying that it didn't provide them with nourishment.

Ahmadinejad On 60 Minutes

This is all we need. Does this guys comments read like it came from a Democrat notebook?

Gyaah!

What the hell happened to Nick Rivers?

Your Girlfriend Is A Nut

This is precisely why I couldn't finish Coulter's book. She may be right on about a few things here and there, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time. The truth is, though, that I am likely to side with her on a number of issues merely because I lean to the right. But this is beyond right. This crazy bitch is so far to the right she can slap the left on the back of the head when they're not looking. She is just a straight up screaming banshee psychopath. And this is not the only issue in her book where she omitted some key information,took quotes out of context, or took the word of people with an agenda that was obviously the same as hers. This woman has very little credibility as far as I'm concerned. Of course, I feel the same way about people like Cindy Sheehan,Al Franken and Michael Moore.

Good Stuff...

...even if the guy is from French Canada. How did Time let this get by?

The End Is Nigh.

I can't understand what is being said, but I imagine it's something along the line of, "Global Warming reared its ugly head at a youth soccer game earlier this afternoon." You decide.

More Madonna.

Madge the peace emissary.

Boring...zzzzzzz!

Man that Madonna is zany and courageous and cool and..... Ya know, the way speaks truth to power? She is like, cutting edge and shit. Like, the Godmother of punk rock. I mean nothing phases her. Totally in your face and doesn't care. What can I say? I am in total awe of her, and of her bravery and and and her ability to ummm...ya know, show us what's up. She is like the smartest person ever! I mean wow...WOW!

When Is It No Longer "Too Soon"?

With movies like "Titanic" "Saving Private Ryan" and "Schindlers List" doing as well as they did, I wonder how many people who say that making a movie about 9/11 is a bad idea saw those three movies.

The World Can't Wait

The World Can't Wait people have put together a petition to drive out "The Bush Regime." When is this supposed to take place? October 5th 2006, so mark your calendars. What is interesting about this petition is how it reads. Here is a caption or two.

There is not going to be some magical "pendulum swing." People who steal
elections and believe they're on a "mission from God" will not go without a
fight.

and

There is not going to be some savior from the Democratic Party. This whole idea
of putting our hopes and energies into "leaders" who tell us to seek common
ground with fascists and religious fanatics is proving every day to be a
disaster, and actually serves to demobilize people.

Sounds like these people are not planning on taking the traditional route to remove The President. Sounds more like a revolution rather than politics as usual. What is even more fascinating is how many Democrat Congressman signed this petition. Here is a list of celebrity and political signees.

James Abourezk, Aris Anagnos, Anti-Flag, Edward Asner, Russell Banks, Ed Begley Jr., Harry Belafonte, St. Clair Bourne, Gabriel Byrne, Margaret Cho, Ward Churchill, Kate Clinton, US Rep. John Conyers Jr., John Densmore, Jesse Díaz Jr., Ariel Dorfman, Tom Duane, Michael Eric Dyson, Steve Earle, Niles Eldredge, Daniel Ellsberg, Eve Ensler, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Jane Fonda, Michael Franti, reg e. gaines, Martin Garbus, Wavy Gravy, André Gregory, Paul Haggis, Sam Hamill, Suheir Hammad, Kathleen Hanna, Stephen Hays, Merle Hoffman, Rev. Jesse L. Jackson, Mumia Abu-Jamal, Bill T. Jones, Rickie Lee Jones, Sarah Jones, Brig. Gen. (ret) Janis Karpinski, Casey Kasem, Ron Kovic, Jonathan Kozol, Jessica Lange, Lewis Lapham, Mark Leno, Rabbi Michael Lerner, George Lois, US Rep. Cynthia McKinney, Mark Crispin Miller, Tom Morello, US Rep. Major Owens, Ozomatli, Grace Paley, Harvey Pekar, Sean Penn, Jeremy Pikser, Harold Pinter, Frances Fox Piven, Sister Helen Prejean, Michael Ratner, Boots Riley, Mark Ruffalo, US Rep. Bobby Rush, Susan Sarandon, James Schamus, Richard Serra, Rev. Al Sharpton, Cindy Sheehan, Martin Sheen, Gary Soto, Nancy Spero, Gloria Steinem, Lynne Stewart, Serj Tankian, Jonathan Tasini, Sunsara Taylor, Studs Terkel, Gore Vidal, Kurt Vonnegut, Alice Walker, Naomi Wallace, Lt. Ehren Watada, US Rep. Maxine Waters, Cornel West, Saul Williams, Krzysztof Wodiczko, Ann Wright, Howard Zinn,

I hope they try it.

Here's A Friday Video For you.

Cultural differences can be fun!

Umm...

I don't really know what to say about this. The production value isn't that great, but it's certainly a story that needed to be told. If you are at work, don't even think about it. I'm sorry.

Friday Video

Lee Hazelwood & Nancy Sinatra

Can anyone guess why I chose this video?

Plato's Republic

One of the biggest problems I have with the abortion debate is the right for girls under 18 to have an abortion without parental consent. Having sex is an adult decision and terminating a pregnancy is also an adult decision. It is that simple for me. Once we start blurring the lines I think it can open up anything. ACLU supports NAMBLA

We Are Sad.

It pains me to admit it, but we as Americans are lackadaisical sports fans. Maybe it's our society's overindulgence. Perhaps we spread ourselves too thin with pop culture and internet porn. Maybe it's that we have no culture or true sense of ourselves. Whatever it is, it must be addressed. Until the day I see a flaming portapotty hurled from atop the Western Metal Building into left field at Petco Park, I am ashamed to call myself a sports fan.

Speaks For Itself

Check it.

Aliens????

As part of his answer on "Will Humanity Survive?", Hawking honestly brings up Aliens. To me, the question is ridiculous. As is his bringing up Aliens.

OK, lets see, just to name a few...

The Great Flood (For those who believe it) - We Survived
Ice Age - We Survived
The Plague - We Survived
WWI and WWII - We Survived

Just call me Jimbo

More Freedom Fighting Babes

These girls will blow you away.